The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

bort420 said:
Because the text of the amendment is very clear. Unless there's a novel interpretation of "jurisdiction" unique to the 14th amendment it's fucked. Blame the drafters of the 14th amendment. It's was a Chinese guy whose case established this.
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Thank you for the explanation.
 
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bort420 said:
Because the text of the amendment is very clear. Unless there's a novel interpretation of "jurisdiction" unique to the 14th amendment it's fucked. Blame the drafters of the 14th amendment. It's was a Chinese guy whose case established this.
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It should be noted that this was the American-born son of a permanent resident. This is different from the son of someone on a work visa, or the son of an illegal immigrant. We could very easily kick a lot of our problems out of the country with enough political willpower
 
I was listening to Jersh's diatrebe on Indian condoms again and I got to wondering. Allegedly some of all these indians in the states have to be having some form of protected sex. It might be 0.01% of them that even get to that step, but it has to happen. So how do they actually find condoms that fit? Apparently, they SHIP THEM FROM INDIA (and pay tariffs on them lmao)
 
My love life is a disaster, I haven't kissed anyone in years.
A cute single Indian girl has moved into the shared flat I rent. She seems nice so far, have any of you got any experience/horror stories to share?
Audit said:
Usually they claim the british stole $150 trillion from them. How this is calculated is left as an exercise to the reader.
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IIRC it's based on the industrial revolution leaving their cottage industries unable to compete.
Radola Gajda said:
Give money Bloody basterd
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The Bongette thought she'd be safe going with a female driver, lucked out on not getting a troon or sarr, and still ended up kidnapped and mugged.
Nice Stick said:
China's PLA released a video trolling India (L)
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Indians make a silly video, Chinese treat it as real.
MrJokerRager said:
Baptism
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She's hardcore... hardcore committed to God for getting baptised in a freezing winter.
 
Nice Stick said:
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This honestly calls for a thread.

What with this and the border closing hilarity, Indian military seems to have no concept of its own absurdity - thus everything they do must be on this same level of Ministry Of Silly Walks farce.

The hunt is on for more vids of the Can-Can Corps.

SIMIΔN said:
Indians make a silly video, Chinese treat it as real.
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It's very, very real, mate. They have... NO concept of their own absurdity.




In other news:
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SIMIΔN said:
A cute single Indian girl has moved into the shared flat I rent. She seems nice so far, have any of you got any experience/horror stories to share?
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Whatever you're thinking of doing, don't.

Always remember that you are not just going to have to deal with her, but you'll be dealing with her whole family, who she will insist you aid in helping migrate.

Jeetas are no better than their male counterparts, and in many ways are the reason jeets grow up to be the stunted, rape poo goblins they are.

Plus, miscegenation is a sin in the eyes of God.
 
SIMIΔN said:
She seems nice so far, have any of you got any experience/horror stories to share?
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95% chance she turns out to be a hyper liberal, and if she is, there's a very good chance you can expect her to complain about how she suffers because she is oppressed due to her being brown, or for this resentment to manifest in other ways. This oppression has two fronts, one of them being the obvious westernized bullshit that we're all sick of hearing, and the second one is how she was also oppressed at home or within her family due to her own backwards culture. Of the two, the latter is the one that will eventually reveal to what degree exactly her psyche is damaged, and if it's severe, you can expect that she will project all of that pain and suffering onto you the closer you two become. And in that case, prepare to be completely emasculated and to become a shell of the person you are right now

Oh, and Indian culture is big on beatings. Men beat women most of the time, but if the woman senses you're weaker than her and is enraged enough, prepare for it to become physical. Otherwise, prepare for harpy screeching and show-worthy histrionics during major arguments
 
I had to do online cyber security training at work today. A relic from idiot boomer coworkers falling for the most obvious ransomware scams years ago.

The company that provides the training and the training itself is the gayest, most buzzword-filled, HR-friendly corporate memphis slop I've ever seen.

Despite all that, they are still just straight up naming the Jeet these days. They're PC enough to use 'Indian" and Indian call centers' in their training courses but they're still explicitly stating that the Poo goes in the loo. Something ive never seen from this outfit in the last 8 years.

I lol'd bigly at my desk.
 
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