For any jeet history aficionados here, what point in "india"'s history was the least jeety?
Like surely one of the groups that hung around that region over it's thousands of years of recorded history had some kind of competence, right?
The UK won one battle in India in 1757 and officially established control in 1858 and ruled until 1947. That second 90 year period is definitely the "best" time in India's 5,000 year history. India has had literally endless shitty civil wars for virtually their entire history. They didn't have any during that time, and of course, when British rule ended in 1947, they had some more shitty civil wars.
There are loads of videos on youtube and/or if you just see Indians talking about "British Raj" (raj means "rule"), you can see how super butthurt they are in their eyes because they literally all know they cannot even run their own country without white people in charge. They have been in a constant state of being butthurt since the British left in 1947, they both don't want to admit it and know they can't do without it.
Up until 1947 there was no Pakistan and it was part of India, and India was called Hindustan. The UK split it up on their way out because they realized how India is basically a few large provinces that are always at war with one another, so becoming your own country was the only way out of that and 5,000+ years Indians couldn't figure that out, the UK did in 90 years. Pakistan is street-shitty and like India but not as "India" as India is.
Also, there is no other time in history where a battle is listed and one side isn't a nation or some part of a nation but instead literally a fucking company. If you go on Wikipedia and read about the Battle of Plassey, the battle that took place in 1757 to establish a lot of rule of that company, the Brits only showed up with 1,000 white guys (it lists 2,000 indian soldiers on their side, kek), and won against a brown "army" of FIFTY THOUSAND. Read that again. 1,000 white guys against 50,000 and the 1,000 win. Imagine winning with those kind of odds and taking over a country the size of India for peanuts. But also, remember that Britain eventually gave India its independence, WITHOUT A FIGHT, because Britain realized how shitty, smelly, and fucking pointless it is to rule them, and how they were just paying in and not getting anything back. There was no single "big Indian revolution battle". The entire country of Britain
literally just went through jeet fatigue for 90 years before saying fuck it.