The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

Just took a shit so big, an Indian started praying to me.
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ZipDisk said:
I don't understand why plane stories are so passive. You had a chance to tell a jeet to go fuck themselves. You didn't?
Flight attendant would have had your back on that.

I like when flight attendants make the niggers eat their chicken they brought on the plane to stink it up. They don't let them sit with that container.
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I've got enough civility to not act like a nigger.

Betonhaus said:
see if you can guilt the stewardess to upgrade him to business class
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I want to upgrade this to the class that flew into the towers. He's ordered lots of alcohol.

Why the fuck do I consistently have the worst flight luck?
 
You're a Big Guy said:
dont know if this one has been posted yet, but here is a jeet fighting some Thai women(might be trannies) and he gets BRICK'd. When will they learn that these prostitutes will stomp your ass together.
https://x.com/MalluChique/status/2038453162571370922
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The one that beemed that jeet in the head with the brick is a tranny wearing a wig. Just look at those shoulders and delts.
ZipDisk said:
I don't understand why plane stories are so passive. You had a chance to tell a jeet to go fuck themselves. You didn't?
Flight attendant would have had your back on that.

I like when flight attendants make the niggers eat their chicken they brought on the plane to stink it up. They don't let them sit with that container.
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At my old job, a bunch of us would have to travel to the UK every few months. The flights from Dubai to Manchester and vice versa were so fucking bad because of the jeets and their stench that the partners actually had to start upgrading everyone for that leg of the trip.
 
Shiki Ouji said:
My favorite jeet conspiracist made a post about how India is now extracting oil from the ocean. I've started a jugaad countdown for catastrophe


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He also mentions having previously been a communist and how he's equipped to deal with them in the comment section :smug: Smug bastard
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These retards can't be trusted to clean up their own rubbish, let alone prevent a nuclear reactor from melting down or an offshore oil rig from annihilating all life around it. Who the fuck looked at jeets and thought they should be given technology that has catastrophic consequences in the wrong hands?
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
Seriously, I retold this story earlier in the thread but some pajeet was in the same train carriage I was in and he had 100 of his retarded family members on speakerphone jeetbabbling loudly until I whipped out my phone and played Kitboga Steve on full blast. I've never seen a jeet physically recoil and move away from hearing Kitboga Steve yell "DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!" until then. Dude didn't just switch seats, he went into a separate carriage.
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Casuals will still claim that racism is somehow not useful.
 
edgymemesandfashydreams said:
Finally got hatted by the jeet himself in this thread. Do I get my black belt now?
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A brown belt, saar. Put on and do needful yis.
Big Brown Schlub said:
It's probably why Indian English uses so many outdated phrases. Believe it or not (and it's been said earlier in the thread), but a lot of jeetisms originally come from actual Brits, but from the way they spoke back in the Victorian era. "Each and every[thing]" is one of them, "do the needful" is another infamous one, "prepone" is another, putting "kindly" whenever you make any kind of request is another frequent one, pronouncing yes more like "yis" is another. Jeets are so retarded that their variety of English has been in a stasis for 150 years, even weird negro varieties of pidgeon English evolves over time but jeets are forever stuck in the mid 19th century.
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Weird, got a source on the yis part?
Hermann von Salsa said:
How do the feds not force Kash to DFE all of his personal accounts. I would think being the head of the FBI having an account on for a porn website would be a very easy thing to breach and get info from.
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Fecal Bureau of India.
Radola Gajda said:
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The jeet starts fight, gets beaten. He starts it again, gets beaten and gets a kick. Jeet uses helmet sneak attack, gets beaten and kicked in the head.

Jeets can't even win a fight where they whack you in the back of the head as an opener.
Sargon's wife's son said:
they're all going to starve to death.
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Not with all that delicious trash and poo around.
BlastMonk said:
Saw a video of an African talking about African politics in rural Kenya and behind him in the crowd were Indian migrants. They're in African slums too. Dunno what their jobs could be, but they are there. Rural Africa is beatiful so it is a real upgrade over anywhere in India
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Africa is an untapped source of feces. Like a new and free food dispenser.
AltisticRight said:
They have fertiliser though. Even the stray dogs are well fed, feasting on the...
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Designated shitting fields are already working yis. Sooperpoower yis!


Indian music started to play when I was reading here. I swear the Annunaki are having fun with it.
 

Meet kabir singh, an Indian scammer who impersonates apple support and rips off innocent vulnerable people.

He tried to scam a hacker but instead of the hacker paying him any money, the hacker hacked into kabir’s laptop and redeemed $10,000 worth of gift cards live on webcam kek
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Gamer Dan said:
Has anyone watched these Indian or Bollywood movies? I remember trying to see one, and it felt like some form of brainrot.
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Bollywood movies are blockbuster brainrot, a nightmare fusion of zero-attention-span Tiktok spam, Hollywood megabudgets and dumb Indian traditions and culture. Ten thousand jump cuts and angles of the same CGI fight scene BUT don't show bobs and vagene, just use a musical dance scene to represent it!

You can say that African movies are worse but that's pretty weak praise considering they are all made with a ten dollar budget, a highschool-level understanding of the craft and are still extremely funny, in a meme way.
 
 
Radola Gajda said:
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Pajeets are organ harvesting Nepalis.
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Can you imagine the smell of an Indian organ harvesting operation? :o

Side note on Nepalis. As a mountain people with an honour based warrior culture I think they have more of a claim to being respectable race than any jeet. They have probably killed an innumerable amount of jeets during their service under the British suppressing India. They should stay in Nepal but I think the natural barriers saved them from the worst aspects of south asian cultures.
 
crunchy bits are the best said:
Just got back from Fukuoka and the amount of jeets and those from the states of Fuckistan over there are increasing.
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There are an increasing number of these things around Motobu on Okinawa. I blame the Americans and their hotel chains as I only see them walking to the bus from their jobs as cleaners. Think I saw one at a 7-11 near Naha.

It doesn’t matter how remote you get, either. The last time I took the ferry to Tokashiki there was a small herd three males taking up one of the lower level floor seating areas and once we hit rough seas they were rolling around. It was so bizarre it was like they couldn’t right themselves after being knocked over from seated. They left their nasty, crushed sandals on as well int he carpeted area for sitting on the floor. I have no idea where they went once we all got to port as I had to unload my vehicle, but the islands are all very tiny. I hope they didn’t terrorize the locals too badly.

Anyway just repugnant
 
Nepalis are like Sikhs - slightly more tolerable jeets, but jeets nonetheless. Eastern Yurop is getting flooded by them to fill "workforce shortages" as deliveryjeets and they're not any more competent or hygienic than a street shitter from south of Nepal's border.
 
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