The Invention Thread - It'd sure be great if we had...

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Tell us your best invention idea. It can be realistic or ridiculous.

I'll start off:
It'd be great if we had a way to make all the leaves fall off the trees in our yards at once.
That way I wouldn't have to keep going out day after day to make it look like I didn't do anything within an hour.


How about the rest of you?

 

[Vecr]

Well I have an idea for a multi-purpose respirator that attaches to military helmets, but I'm not sure I want to say more, in case I want to make it in real life.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

I know the technology exists, but it hasn't exactly been implimented yet. Exoskeletal braces- basically, a knee brace or arm brace, that kind of thing, but it's a powered exoskeletal frame with a built in-battery. Basically, it brute forces its way into giving you full use of that limb by leaning more on the machine than your actual limb.

 

[Pissmaster]

A machine that turns gays into straights

 

[Scandinadian Bacon]

I had an idea to make a topic about invention ideas on a popular internet forum so that I could steal those ideas and make bank. But some faggot stole that idea and is now reaping the sweet sweet reaction points that were rightfully mine.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

A remote that sets off the notification/alarm sound on the phone it's pointed at. No, I don't know how it would work but I just want a way to slap people without laying my hands on them.

A machine that turns gays into straights

A shocking discovery, my good man.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

cocaine weed

 

[Lemmingwise]

Emoticons are great for displaying emotions online, but we also need flavicons to display flavor and smellicons to display odor.

Can't wait for it to be a standard feature in online games and I'm sure nobody would ever use bad flavors or odors.

 

[oww]

a laser beam that you fall into that burns off the filth off your body so you never have to take a shower, i hate having to go through the effort every month or so

 

[Vecr]

a laser beam that you fall into that burns off the filth off your body so you never have to take a shower, i hate having to go through the effort every month or so

I don't think that would work, as the real purpose of a shower/bath is to remove dead skin (it's quite easy not to get your skin dirty), and you can't just burn all of that stuff off.

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

I want the equivalent of Siri or Google Home but it packs my bongs, heats up my dab rig and lets me know when I need to buy more cigarettes.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Well I have an idea for a multi-purpose respirator that attaches to military helmets, but I'm not sure I want to say more, in case I want to make it in real life.

I know the technology exists, but it hasn't exactly been implimented yet. Exoskeletal braces- basically, a knee brace or arm brace, that kind of thing, but it's a powered exoskeletal frame with a built in-battery. Basically, it brute forces its way into giving you full use of that limb by leaning more on the machine than your actual limb.

Wow...this started off way more seriously than I had expected.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

A controller that uses your brain for motion. Kinda like you think *look up over that way* instead of moving your preferred set of controls here to look in a certain direction.

Edit: spelling

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

Wow...this started off way more seriously than I had expected.

Fuck you, I was the Schrödinger's cat of invention seriousness. Do you DOUBT MY DRUG ADDICTION M8!?

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Wow...this started off way more seriously than I had expected.

A device that lets you simulate hellen keller. That way I can find out what an Acid trip would be like while blind and deaf.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Weighted wrist bands to jerk off with.

 

[MrDegeneratman]

I propose my idea: Anti-jew spray.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

Conductive nail polish that would let people with long nails easily use capacitive touch screens.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Conductive nail polish that would let people with long nails easily use capacitive touch screens.

while we are at it, make toilet paper that is compatible for those types that those 5inch long nails!

 

[Coconut Gun]

Tinder, but for hate crimes.