The Invention Thread - It'd sure be great if we had...

[MrTickles]

It would be great if somebody invented a cure...no....mere pain relief for fucking Kidney stones.

Let me tell you, Morphine, it does nothing.

Maybe some kind of keyhole 1-day kidney surgery where they scoop out all the stones.

If you've ever had them bad, you know it is the single most painful thing a human can experience. Yes, I'm including most forms of medieval torture alongside that claim.

 

[Surf and TERF]

A device that dries you off instantly after stepping out of the shower. It needs to work on long hair.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Cat medicine that cats find irrestible.

 

[AnOminous]

A machine that sucks your dick and then gives you a million dollars.

 

[Marco Fucko]

A device that dries you off instantly after stepping out of the shower. It needs to work on long hair.

Speaking of shower tech I wouldn't mind that microwave blast from Transmetropolitan, although we'd need to find a way to regrow hair or have it protected.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

A cluster of small, soft, mice sized robots that works together to stealthily put socks on me just as I wake up. And Adam Carolla's business flush for toilets, it's a delayed flush so you have time to get out of the bathroom when on the phone.

Conductive nail polish that would let people with long nails easily use capacitive touch screens.

Use your knuckles.

no a auto-vodka maker™

Just drink the mash you sissy.

A machine that can read a dog's mind.

No particular reason.

It still won't count as consent in court.