The "Is Kat Pregnant" speculation thread - MichaelScottShoutingNo.GIF

[Synth]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you have never had a child and are still fairly young. Am I right? Because having a kid at any age is absolutely a big deal. Having one at 37 would be even worse.

A bit of powerleveling but this is to prove my point. I got married at age 20 and we were pregnant 3 months later. We had full time jobs. When the baby came our routines changed forever. Kiss your sleep goodbye, your "me" time, your "staycations" and chill together moments all gone except for the rare times you get a sitter. It's like adding a part time job to both of you and the mental and physical stress can get overwhelming at times.

It eases up a bit when they get old enough to go to school and fend for themselves on a lot of things. But then you have picking them up and dropping them off at school, any sports they pick up, birthday parties, homework, etc. They almost always require attention.

Don't even get me started on the teenage years. Phil would be in his 50s, no way he wouldn't put a bullet in his head if he even lasts this long.

I'm talking about genetics, homie, not one's personal ability to raise a child and the mental toll it takes on someone. Why was I talking about those things? Because people keep bringing up their age and birth defects and that sort of shit. I didn't say a goddamned thing about their actual capacity to raise a child, their schedules, their mental well-being -- none of that shit.

There's a whole range of studies out there, but rough consensus is that a man fathering a child before 45 and a woman mothering it before 35 has a pretty minimized risk of additional birth defects or complications. There's a whole slew of other health and genetic issues that can come into play, but their age is fine.

This is like the third time in as many days that people have taken something I've said and applied it to an adjacent argument I didn't even come close to touching contextually.

 

[PieceofShet]

Im very conflicted in this topic. For once, I would see where the next season takes us, on the other hand, I would feel bad for the baby.

 

[Violence Jack]

“Would you really want a man who’s father to this day threatens little girls on the internet to determine your children’s future?”

VOTE HILLARY-BOT Mk. 35 20XX

Holy shit, I can't believe I'm gonna vote Burnell again in 2056.

 

[DuckSucker]

He's been prodded with the possibility of Kat's pregnancy for a while now, all the while vehemently denying it. @KingjadVCMP pointed out this tid-bit snagged by @SoapQueen1 demonstrating that Phil's vehement denial is meaningless

I dont know if this is being a dick but whatever video is in the quote, it says playback is unavailable outside of youtube, and the VOD is like 3.5 hours long. Im listening to it and randomly jumped to like 30-something minutes, but for the past while he is talking about Kat, are these like maybe 10 minutes before and after the relevant bits? Also is it me or at 40 minutes does he start playing like sad violin music while talking about how bullshit it is that he cant marry Kat?

EDIT: I stopped at 41 minutes-ish but something I will agree with him on this, someone donated a dollar and called him "Dave" and he openly says "I dont know what the deal with this Dave meme is, it's just someone got my name wrong, anyway thank you for the dollar."

When a detractor tries to dunk on him and he says "thank you", you kind of fucked up. He's pretty right that theyre more stupid than some of his supporters, and that they just want the attention. Why do they do it? It's not even a dig or anything, he clearly doesnt care. You could call him Dave, you could probably call him Pigroach and as long as you tie a couple of bucks to it, he'll read it. It's not a "sick burn".

Tevin is becoming as bad as Fred Fuchs. His memes suck.

I think in total, probably some of Tevin's fans and other "detractors" have contributed as much to Phil as any individual paypig. I will never get it. You arent like "contributing to his decline" or anything. The dude has a groove that he sticks to and it aides him.

As sure as the sun rises, DSP will, at the end of his rope, say or do something ridiculous and rise back into the spotlight to get made fun of for views and bits once more.

A real life kid would throw that off but Im skeptical.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

The thought of DSP having descendancy is both fascinating and terrifying.

 

[Haunter]

Video in OP needs a better timestamp. Not hearing anything about not marrying Kat in CT.

I dont know if this is being a dick but whatever video is in the quote, it says playback is unavailable outside of youtube, and the VOD is like 3.5 hours long. Im listening to it and randomly jumped to like 30-something minutes, but for the past while he is talking about Kat, are these like maybe 10 minutes before and after the relevant bits? Also is it me or at 40 minutes does he start playing like sad violin music while talking about how bullshit it is that he cant marry Kat?

Thanks, I'll remove it til I find something else relevant. For the time being, I've just thrown some stuff together to divert the conversation outta the Mega-Thread I'll build a stronger OP as I'm able.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

What if DSP's kid is forced to take over the family biz on YouTube as a philplacement?

 

[Kermit the Frog]

My gut instinct and wishful thinking says no, but with Phil you never know what he's trying to hide. For those who are speculating Kat has been pregnant since Phil proposed, I don't think that's the case.
Kat at the Halloween stream (10/31/2018 ) compared to Kat at her wedding (4/10/2019)

Kat doesn't look any bigger than 6 months ago. Kind of hard to tell since no full body pic in Halloween, but the face hasn't changed. She could be one of those women that carries her baby weight really well, but the wedding pic shows a total lack of baby bump. If she were within a month or two of giving birth (as some are speculating), she'd be showing something. If Kat is pregnant, she's early into it.

The doctor's visit could be any number of things. They could be visiting to confirm Kat's pregnancy. It could be Phil is paranoid and because Kat is sick, he's making sure it's not contagious like last time. It could also be a standard check-up that Phil scheduled for both of them for the same day because he's so helpless he can't do anything without someone there to guide him through everything. I guess we'll find out soon enough. If Phil has a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT in the next few days, then yeah she's for sure pregnant.

 

[Pargon]

I don't think I possess the testicular fortitude to find mirth in the Piglet Scion Arc so being that DSP reads all our letters and in the event this is actually happening I'll just give the best advice I can.

Kat: Abort. Run. In either order.

Phil: Kill yourself.



Sniff you guys over on the megathread.

 

[bearsintrees]

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Big yikes on the halloween costume looking dozens of times more expensive and flattering to her rectangular shape than the wedding dress, and a bonus yikes for the costume makeup and hair even being better and more modern.

While I definitely don't think Kat is pregnant, I wouldn't be surprised if they adopt a cat today.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

While I definitely don't think Kat is pregnant, I wouldn't be surprised if they adopt a cat today.

seeing as phil shits on fans that say he should go see his doctor when hes sick instead of doing nothing, dont you think its a bit fucking suspicious that he is suddenly going to a doctor with khet?

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Imagine that instead of moaning or grunting, he snorts.

Yeah...that was already part of the nightmare.

 

[bearsintrees]

seeing as phil shits on fans that say he should go see his doctor when hes sick instead of doing nothing, dont you think its a bit fucking suspicious that he is suddenly going to a doctor with khet?

I think it's entirely normal to go with your spouse to her appointment on your day off considering you're both also going shopping and to the salon and out to eat? Not everything has to be quite that conspiratorial.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I think it's entirely normal to go with your spouse to her appointment on your day off considering you're both also going shopping and to the salon and out to eat? Not everything has to be quite that conspiratorial.

valid point, odds at 60%

 

[HappyScottGamer]

How much do you think Phil will want from the internet to name his kid? I can see him having a vote on his patreon, raising a ton of money and then not naming it whatever was voted the highest.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

How much do you think Phil will want from the internet to name his kid? I can see him having a vote on his patreon, raising a ton of money and then not naming it whatever was voted the highest.

guys, i know i put up a patreon poll to name my kid, but tevin had detractors hack to to make the top names tervin, paymetons, sugarcube and goutbaby. im putting my foot down here dood, his/her name will be phil the 2nd.

 

[sperginity]

My gut instinct and wishful thinking says no, but with Phil you never know what he's trying to hide. For those who are speculating Kat has been pregnant since Phil proposed, I don't think that's the case.
Kat at the Halloween stream (10/31/2018 ) compared to Kat at her wedding (4/10/2019)
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Kat doesn't look any bigger than 6 months ago. Kind of hard to tell since no full body pic in Halloween, but the face hasn't changed. She could be one of those women that carries her baby weight really well, but the wedding pic shows a total lack of baby bump. If she were within a month or two of giving birth (as some are speculating), she'd be showing something. If Kat is pregnant, she's early into it.

The doctor's visit could be any number of things. They could be visiting to confirm Kat's pregnancy. It could be Phil is paranoid and because Kat is sick, he's making sure it's not contagious like last time. It could also be a standard check-up that Phil scheduled for both of them for the same day because he's so helpless he can't do anything without someone there to guide him through everything. I guess we'll find out soon enough. If Phil has a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT in the next few days, then yeah she's for sure pregnant.

Kat is totally the type of chick that wants to have babies though. Maybe people have it backwards, like she got pregnant because she is finally married, instead of getting married because she got pregnant. Plenty of women are like that. She might have settled for this shitty wedding because she wants to have babies really badly and would take a low cost marriage so long as she can get knocked up sooner.

All I know is that phil would get fucking wrecked by a baby, but before that he would get wrecked by dealing with a pregnant woman. he wouldn't be able to grow as a person to take care of someone else & would bitch constantly about the sacrifices involved. Kat would probably divorce him eventually since raising two babies at once is unappealing when one of those whiny shits is a grown man. Phil would beg pay pigs for child suport shekels.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Shit. With how much of a coward he is, he wouldn't lay a finger on the kid. He'd just go on shtreem and settle in his echo chamber and rant about what he SHOULD have done.

"So, my little fuckin' bitch of a kid didn't clean up its room. So I just let my wife deal with it. But what I should have done is just pimp-slap the shit out of it. Anyways, TIP ME."

Phil is such a coward that he is the kind of person to hit his children,he knows a kid is not going to fight back.

 

[Sparkletor]

How much do you think Phil will want from the internet to name his kid? I can see him having a vote on his patreon, raising a ton of money and then not naming it whatever was voted the highest.

I'd like to introduce everyone to "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong Burnell"

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Phil is such a coward that he is the kind of person to hit his children,he knows a kid is not going to fight back.

that shit only works until the kid gets to the teenage years. if the kid aint a fat gout-ridden slob like daddy, they could easily knock dsp over.