CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION THE ISLAMIC CONSPIRACY

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I'm amazed that Gail lets Jace have knifes, even kitchen Knifes. I figured he'd be down to making shanks by now because she doesn't want him with weapons because they're against the bible or something. (and also, ya know, because Jace has stabbed a kid before...)
 
The Knife said:
In an effort to maintain anonymity, Jace hashtags all the words the NSA would ever possibly search for. Seems counterproductive but what do I know? I'm just support personnel.
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That's Jace, Master of stealth .... No one would suspect him of anything....
 
COMMANDER!!! YOURE BACK!!!

Thank god Gail isnt like one of those dang liberal parents, who lets their kids stream videos online, bud forbids knives and eh... Knife-stick contraptions!
 
waffle said:
I'm amazed that Gail lets Jace have knifes, even kitchen Knifes. I figured he'd be down to making shanks by now because she doesn't want him with weapons because they're against the bible or something. (and also, ya know, because Jace has stabbed a kid before...)
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Jace Stabbed someone??
 
CätPärty said:
what's this about jace and naked rears?
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My theory, supported in part by the "SEXUAL PANIC" deal, is that he's trying really hard not to come out of the closet. Especially around his mother and pastor.

WachtAmWeb said:
allegedly so, back in high school.
He's been very attached to weapons of all sorts since the beginning, he used to boast about "going deer hunting with a fully automatic you-zee".
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I knew a few kids who boasted about shit like this once in a while. Unlike Jace, they were at least somewhat grounded in reality, even if I laughed at them about it in a "yeah right" kind of way.

I don't know if they went on to post delusional videos about being "former future Marine veterans" though.
 
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FatNero said:
Stabbing milk jugs... So realistic.
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It would be more realistic if he put red food coloring in the water.

By the way, for cheap laughs, try watching that GIF DeagleDad made with creepy horror music playing in another tab. That Psycho link from YouTube somewhere in this thread is a perfect example.

Also, I've noticed that Jace wrote on his YouTube comments that he personally cannot purchase a firearm for legal reasons. I'm not sure if that's because of something he did, or a trip to the psych ward, or the fact that he's too much of a limp dick to go against his mother's wishes.
 
ULTIMATEPRIMETIME said:
We found the closest thing to a cure for islam, thank god
https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/472526805526519809
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That whole exchange is priceless. Zombies are muslims!

FYI, for anyone in this thread, you can treat your own weapons at home using the same technique as seasoning a cast iron skillet.

  1. Prestep - if there is a coating on your weapon or bullet (just the bullet, not the case or powder lol) place in 500 degree oven for 1 hour. Let your weapon cool to close to room temperature, then use a metal spatula or scraper to remove crusted carbon.
  2. Set oven to 350
  3. liberally apply lard to the entire surface of your weapon and spread it evenly over the weapon with a paper towel
  4. Place a baking sheet in the oven, and place a wire rack on top of the baking sheet. Place your weapon on the wire rack, and bake at 350 for 1 hour.
  5. After the hour, use oven mitts to pull the rack out and wipe off EXCESS lard, making sure to leave a slight coating.
  6. Bake for another 30 minutes, then turn off the oven and let the weapon cool inside the oven for a few hours until it is room temperature.
Your weapon, be it blade or bullet, will now be non-stick AND fortified against islamic terrorists. The lard will have bonded with the metal, which means that unless it's baked off at 500 degrees or higher, or you get dish soap on it, blood, guts, and qarans won't stain it or stop it. Semper fi.
 
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https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/472753317110878208
Counterinsurgency and gorilla warfare temporarily suspended due to sudden and unexpected outbreak of sanity. *sigh*
 
I know a lot of you guys dont believe this stuff ok and I would take it with a grain of salt too because I know it is a lot to take in dude and I know that I basically have "mental impairments" according to some people but however there are certain facts which prove me right no matter if you want to take it seriously ok.

Get the facts here:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3AF4E61FA6BE197F
This playlist is a good place to start.


So basically dude what im saying is that we are fighting to take out the enemy soldiers in Iraq for a reason and 9/11 was no coincidence ok. Muslims are enemies and terrorists because they're pissed off that we actually have the freedom to do what we want and they dont and they think we are too rich and they want to live in friggin sand huts or something LOL. But seriously this is not funny this is a real thing and I wish to be taken seriously as a person and my views considered fairly ok dude

Seahorses said:
Hmmm.

Medication starts with the letter "M" and Muslim also starts with the letter "M."

Jace is always Pro-Muslim when he is on his "medication." I smell a conspiracy by the Muslim Medical Overlords.
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I am never pro-muslim dude thats fucked up. Im just like more chill in general when im on my meds.
 
Jace, I have a question for you. Do you believe that everything you see on the internet is true, accurate, and reliable?
 
ParkourDude91 said:
No of course not. I have been lied to by plenty of trolls enough to learn my lessons.
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All right, that's good to know. Maybe you should look more critically at some of this anti-Muslim stuff as well. Most of it is not fact-based, and that's basically my opinion on this site.
 
Have your mom and Rob asked you to disassemble the scythe you made? Was she disappointed you stuck a scythe through the seat of her chair?
 
Hey there, Jace. If Muslims are enemies, what are the heroes?
 
Oh god...... my first time seeing a Jace post, and it's this. I feel like facepalming, but my hand itself is facepalming.
 
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