$ The Kiwi Index - You've heard of the white girl index, now get ready for the retard index.

[NoReturn]

If the "White Girl Index" is made of things like:

• AAPL (Apple)
• DIS (Disney)
• FB (Facebook)
• LB (L Brands [Victoria's Secret, Bath & Body Works])
• LULU (Lululemon Athletica)
• NKE (Nike)
• SBUX (Starbucks)
• ULTA (Ulta Beauty)
• VFC (VF Corporation [Vans, The North Face, Timberland])
• LRLCY (L'Oréal)
• LVMUY (LVMH [Louis Vuitton, Moet, Sephora, etc...])
• NFLX (Netflix)
• TGT (Target)

What would the Kiwi index be?

 

[Justtocheck]

I had CCI (Coach coin) but I'm afraid it lost all its value.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

NI
GGE
R

or if you don't like nearly bankrupt companies:

NI
G
GE
R

 

[MrTroll]

I'm saving all of my money up for Reddit's IPO.

 

[Justtocheck]

I'm saving all of my money up for Reddit's IPO.

As a future shareholder, please let them keep r/GooningWithaBindfold and r/animelolirealgunz I beg you.

 

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Short positions on most internet services and payment processors

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

* (RUM) Rumble Inc (which owns locals.com). Stonks doubled in value 6 weeks ago after a long slow decline in price.
If you bought some when it was on sale.

* (TSLA) Tesla Inc. Because I need financial exposure with the Big Doge, and he wont let me invest in SpaceX, X, or The Boring Company.
*(TEVA) Teva Pharmaceutical. Biggest distributor of both generic and branded Adderall in the US.
*(TSN) Tyson Foods Inc. Chicken Tendie Producer.
*(DASH) DoorDash Inc. TWU toobs.

 

[Smar Mijou]

I'm saving all of my money up for Reddit's IPO.

I'm sure your first of the month Tardbuck$ will come in handy when that happens. Remember though, you can only claim up to $3000 in losses per year on your taxes! If you're patient though and wait out the IPO mania, I'm sure you can pick up some pReddit stock at a roughly 99% discount after a few months.

 

[888Flux]

We take the entire fund and put it into Keno on Stake

TWU toobs.

You are forgetting *(DPZ) Domino's Pizza Inc

 

[Tims]

I only hold $1776 (1776 Solutions LLC)

 

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