$ The Kiwi Index - You've heard of the white girl index, now get ready for the retard index.

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If the "White Girl Index" is made of things like:
  • AAPL (Apple)
  • DIS (Disney)
  • FB (Facebook)
  • LB (L Brands [Victoria's Secret, Bath & Body Works])
  • LULU (Lululemon Athletica)
  • NKE (Nike)
  • SBUX (Starbucks)
  • ULTA (Ulta Beauty)
  • VFC (VF Corporation [Vans, The North Face, Timberland])
  • LRLCY (L'Oréal)
  • LVMUY (LVMH [Louis Vuitton, Moet, Sephora, etc...])
  • NFLX (Netflix)
  • TGT (Target)
What would the Kiwi index be?
 
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* (RUM) Rumble Inc (which owns locals.com). Stonks doubled in value 6 weeks ago after a long slow decline in price.
:woo:If you bought some when it was on sale.

* (TSLA) Tesla Inc. Because I need financial exposure with the Big Doge, and he wont let me invest in SpaceX, X, or The Boring Company.
*(TEVA) Teva Pharmaceutical. Biggest distributor of both generic and branded Adderall in the US.
*(TSN) Tyson Foods Inc. Chicken Tendie Producer.
*(DASH) DoorDash Inc. TWU toobs.
 
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MrTroll said:
I'm saving all of my money up for Reddit's IPO.
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I'm sure your first of the month Tardbuck$ will come in handy when that happens. Remember though, you can only claim up to $3000 in losses per year on your taxes! If you're patient though and wait out the IPO mania, I'm sure you can pick up some pReddit stock at a roughly 99% discount after a few months. 🤣
 
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