The Kiwi Thread Restoration Project - Looking for volunteers to rewrite OPs that have been around since the forum's creation.

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Is this a good idea?

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  • No

    Votes: 5 1.1%

  • OP is a faggot and I would not have sex with him.

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Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden

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Hello Farmers, this is an idea that I've had since last night and after discussing it with a few friends, I've decided to make this thread to request help. It has been far too many times where I've wanted to read a thread on a lolcow I haven't heard of in years or try to get general information on the more famous lolcows like Keemstar, which is not in the OP and is spread around a couple hundred pages.

I'm looking for people to donate their sweet autistic time to revamping threads that are in need of help. I am looking for people who are okay with working as a team. Nobody is better than one another, so if you're going to be a massive faggot trying to waste my time, you can fuck off. I know this is a non-zero chance, but I've been on this forum for a while, and I want to do something cool for the community. This would cut down on my time working on a single thread, not only because I do enjoy it, but also because I'm only a one man team here haha.

As of right now, I am making a comprehensive thread on Keemstar and it's been a headache (literally and metaphorically) to categorize and summarize his controversies, even the popular ones.

I will either credit each revamped OP with The Kiwi Thread Restoration Project or individually for that help.

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Osama Bin Laden said:
I don't think I've publicly mentioned this, but I guess I want to offer a bit of a structural change. I don't think I'm going to have a dedicated group of autists in a mass DM waiting for Null's next move. However, I do want to extend this invitation to anyone and everyone on KiwiFarms.

If you are making a rewrite because you saw this thread, you can be a part of Kiwi Thread Restoration. I see a lot more users writing rewrites that aren't apart of the official list, but that's okay. The entire goal of this project was to rewrite threads that are in need of rewriting, archiving, or a general polish.

It makes me happy seeing this thread and (I guess, movement?) gain site-wide attention, allowing new members to test the waters in thread creation, and calling users faggots for not archiving media. So, with this being said, I'm gonna lay down the rules. It may seem a bit ego-driven, and I get that, but 2025 is the year of rewrites.

You can be a KTRP member if you are NOT of the following:
  • A pedophile
  • Someone who abuses animals
  • A massive faggot
If you do not qualify for any or all three, you are okay with rewriting the thread and using the KTRP name.
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Examples:
  1. Daniel Keem
  2. Shadman (which was briefly featured on the site)
  3. Pamperchu
  4. Lowtax (featured on Mad At The Internet)

The Kiwi Thread Restoration Project List:​

 
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I rebuilt the OP for the Lowtax thread. I also wrote this thread that a lot of people seem to like. I'm not going to powerlevel, but suffice to say I know that I am good at writing and that people like what I write, it's probably one of the things I'm best at. Not being big-headed, I just know my strengths and weaknesses because I'm an old fuck who has been doing this for a long time.

Both the Lowtax OP and the Britain thread took huge amounts of time to make. Not so much to write, I write really fucking fast, but to research and assemble. And those two threads were on topics I was already very familiar with - I was on the SA forums for a decade before I came here, and I was involved in all the drama in the LowT and related threads as it happened. Even before I started work on that OP, I knew much more about Lowtax than I did any other cow, and of course I'm unlucky enough to be a Bong and I'm very familiar with how shit the place is.

Researching any other thread to re-write an OP would take even more time than the dozens of hours I put into those threads, and I have much less free time to dedicate to the Farms than I did back then. Researching and re-writing new OPs on my own is something that I don't have time to do.

BUT, have fingers, will type. If anyone is researching a new OP and needs someone to actually write the thing to a high standard and fill it with memes and shitposting then I'm your 3-buttcheeked twerking man. If your research skills are greater than your writing skills, then I can work with you (singular "you" or plural) to turn it into something that people will hopefully enjoy reading and that presents the researched information in a clear way.

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Edit to avoid doublepost:

A tip for anyone writing a long OP - the character limit for a single post is NOT 64,000, even though that's the error message you get when you submit a post that's too long. It's actually 50,000. That caught me out badly doing the Lowtax OP.
 
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Esmeraude said:
I’m just a lurker, but I love this idea! Hopefully it takes off. There’s some threads in the Beauty Parlor that need a rewrite imo
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Feel free to link them here in this thread.
Spunt said:
I rebuilt the OP for the Lowtax thread. I also wrote this thread that a lot of people seem to like. I'm not going to powerlevel, but suffice to say I know that I am good at writing and that people like what I write, it's probably one of the things I'm best at. Not being big-headed, I just know my strengths and weaknesses because I'm an old fuck who has been doing this for a long time.
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Without kissing your 3 butt cheeks too hard, I enjoy you as a writer and I would 100% love to have you on the team. I've said this before, but your thread on Great Britain has been some of my favorite content on this forum. I've invited you to the DM
 
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Can I add someone to this list? Lord Miles has been in the news quite a bit as of late and the only place to really talk about him is a thread in A&H about him being in Afghanistan. It has been functioning as a de facto thread for him but it would be great if he had an official place for discussion. Just a thought. I’m not sure if he’s really a lolcow since he seems to be pretty based but it’s still fun to see what he’s up to.
 
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William Tyndale said:
Can I add someone to this list? Lord Miles has been in the news quite a bit as of late and the only place to really talk about him is a thread in A&H about him being in Afghanistan. It has been functioning as a de facto thread for him but it would be great if he had an official place for discussion. Just a thought. I’m not sure if he’s really a lolcow since he seems to be pretty based but it’s still fun to see what he’s up to.
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If you feel that the discussion of him warrants a standalone thread, I don't see why not. I'm not in a rush to make a Lord Miles thread considering I don't follow him unless he's dealing with the taliban.

I'll likely gather up a list of threads we are currently working on, or update you guys when needed.
 
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I would like to make a request for a new OP for the Brianna Wu thread. There are multiple threads and the most current one does not contain a detailed or up-to-date OP.
 
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