The Kiwi Thread Restoration Project - Looking for volunteers to rewrite OPs that have been around since the forum's creation.

[Osama Bin Laden]

The Talbott OP rewrite has been fully inserted (including restoring the lost third post) and has been featured.

slowly but surely we're getting there

 

[JesusChristDenton]

Just remembered that BlueCatRiolu exists. I'll probably attempt some sort of rewrite for his thread as the OP lack a big chunk of info related to him, as it's mostly scattered throughout the thread.

Encyclopedia Dramatica has a far more complete article about him, but I feel like a OP rewrite might still be necessary.

Reposting this post here as it fits this thread better.

Also have there been any sightings of BlueCatRiolu after he got his internet access cut down in 2019? From what I've read in his thread, most of it seems to be unconfirmed rumours and impersonators.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/op-rew...-ralph-the-ralph-retort-rage-pig-gunt.223101/

 

[ASeabear8952]

New rewrite.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/op-rew...eilly-brother-pawden-frater-patricius.223314/

 

[ASeabear8952]

A Zinnia Jones rewrite has been requested.

While not terrible, the Zinnia Jones OP needs a rewrite on account of all the drama that has unfolded including his ban from BlueSky over supposed doxing. A comprehensive series of posts consolidating all the drama into a neat introduction would be appreciated.

For those who are more versed with ZJ, please speak up.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

as of writing this post, the ethan ralph rewrite is at 61k characters. at this point, i could see it making top 5

1. The GMOD/SFM Splatoon / “SplatSource” Community by @Tread Miller - 326,168 (Apr 6, 2025) | Community Watch
2. Torswats / Alan Winston Filion by @Sprate Header - 107,212 (Jun 25, 2023) | Ethan Ralph / Da Sektur
3. Daniel Micay / strcat by @Markass the Worst - 101,948 (Jun 1, 2023) | Internet Tough Guys
4. Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow by @Axiom. - 97,778 (Apr 1, 2024) | Internet Tough Guys
5. Nikolas Marshall Talbott / Itsnatsutalbott by @Admiral Throbnelius - 89,003 (May 26, 2025) | Internet Tough Guys

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

as of writing this post, the ethan ralph rewrite is at 61k characters. at this point, i could see it making top 5

okay i stand corrected, it's more likely going to overtake Torswats lol

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

as of writing this post, the ethan ralph rewrite is at 61k characters. at this point, i could see it making top 5

okay i stand corrected, it's more likely going to overtake Torswats lol

outside of writing mexico vs ethan ralph, i am done with the thread.

total character count is 130k

 

[Relinquish]

outside of writing mexico vs ethan ralph, i am done with the thread.

total character count is 130k

Brother no offense but your ADHD-like approach to making OPs is really bad. You gotta plan shit out beforehand before throwing everything together, especially when you are making OP on a cow with an extensive history like Ethan Ralph. No wonder you burned out so quickly, you need to take more slower approach

Plan out your sections, prepare the sources before writing so you could come back to them later, write down important notes. It’s sounds autistic but it works, it’s like writing a historic biography but instead of some important person, it’s just some retard on the Internet

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Brother no offense but your ADHD-like approach to making OPs is really bad. You gotta plan shit out beforehand before throwing everything together, especially when you are making OP on a cow with an extensive history like Ethan Ralph. No wonder you burned out so quickly, you need to take more slower approach

i agree, i think my issue is that i'm used to being able to finish OPs in one day, but it's been troubling due to the size. i am done for now. im going to take a bit to come back and recollect but my ideaology has always been "autistically work on something for a week straight so i have less to worry about later"

 

[NaggotFigger]

Luni rewrite
I finally got the motivation back to rewrite the Luni thread. It's still in a idling state due to work, procrastination and shit. Hopefully all goes well when more traced assets are listed in any reserved posts. If there was any important info related to him, feel free to help me out because this used to be a one-man OP with help from lurkers within his circle. I will be taking feedback too to make sure the thread is good for OP rewrite standards. Once all is done, I will get my footstep back into the Patrick rewrite or possibly hooking up with the Destiny/LTG/YandereDev/Jack Scalfani/Monostar rewrite if possible.