The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

He's why I heald off on Catharine Full Body for a minute until I knew there was a Japanese option because I am just sick of hearing his one note range. He's the Leonardo DiCaprio of voice acting.

Vincent? Baker's voice.

Ocelot? Baker's voice but southern twang.

James Sunderland? Dude got out acted by a complete nobody in the original dub.


Troy Baker is fucking BORING.

As soon as I hear his voice I'm utterly turned off, hell even with (ANIMESPERG TIME!) the japanese voice actor for Bato from GITS (the anime not the fucking ScarJo aborition) I hear in everrrrryyyttthing yet he makes the character unique and different but I still think of Bato and that's fine as there is passion there. Baker has either exposition-monotone or gritting-teeth-monotone. He probably doesn't want to ruin his one skill (Voice Acting) with doing the range of character voices like Frank Welker can.
 
This dog killing thing vaguely reminds me of the time lolcow YandereDev implemented a feature in Yandere Simulator that would let you murder kittens, the reason for this feature being that it would let you mask the smell of recently buried corpses from the police dogs (lol how) but it was presented as more of a shock tactic to make players feel like shit and ultimately served nothing to the greater scheme of the game other than to be edgy.

Neil shares a lot of the same qualities with YanDev in ideas/writing terms, except Neil will actually release his miserable edgy fetish simulator.
what is it with Jews and animal cruelty?
 
Hey Stalker got creative when they wanted you to kill dogs
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if the dogs are not mutated somehow it's a lost opportunity.
 
Okay everyone! Time for yet another stupid pun book!
  • Abby's like a tiger in the woods: So well hidden, nobody can spot the pussy.
  • What did the naughty dogs say when visiting a Chinatown? "Welp! Looks like this really is the last of us!"
  • Neil Duckmann was asked what's the purpose of such gratuitous violence? There was no response, he just kept on beating the meat.
Okay, that's it for now! Whistles...
You know I've begun to like Abby, she's really getting into the swing of things.
 
"The Last of Us 2 is the greatest satirical comedy I have ever seen."



Actually, she's not perfect, Uncharted's dips into the semi-supernatural were kind of awkward and never really fully worked in my opinion, the story for 3 is also very messy and feels incomplete.

I actually liked that 4 avoided that and was more grounded, which is why I wanted to believe Druckmann had some talent and would deliver with Last of Us 2.
guess that is more of the thing, also any talent and credibility neil could have, went away when he started simping for anita like a dobson did for a briana wu sockpuppet that one time...and he still does for all sjw lol
 
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Hey remember how in Resident Evil 4 you could actually patch up a limping dog early on, and because you saved it, he can come back to help you in fights, insta-kill incredibly tough zombies for you, and the doggo'll still live to tell the tale?

Remember how, even in a raunchy supposedly incredibly edgy game series like Postal, you could befriend doggos by giving them dog treats, and you can make them hunt down and kill others for you, up to and including literal hellhounds that can ravage Paradise through sheer numbers, brutal strength, and via infectious diseases? How half the plot of those games is trying to get your dog Champ back? How in Paradise Lost due to shenanigans, your dog ends up being revered as a god called El Perro Loco?

For a non-game example: ...do I even need to mention John Wick?

What does Neil do with dogs here: you shoot them because they're noisy, and because killing them makes the cultists sad.

Groundbreaking.
Nitpick: The Dog only helps you during the first El Gigante by distracting the creature. Still pretty wholesome though.
 
Is it only bad when the gays do it?

Nope, its bad when its done every time unnecessarily. I'm only saying here because Ellie has to be a lesbian. The same goes for Abby's boyfriend (if you consider Abby a female and not a genderless monster), do not give a fuck. Should not be any focus in the game.

Idpol is great. It's a way to arm the peasants with politically potent and explosive stuff. It isn't there to be interesting or unique or appealing to your bourgoise appetite, it's there to level the playing field. I don't mean between the haves and the havesnots, but between the cans and the cannots.

It's a way for the cannots to compete with the cans. You gotta admire the destructive potential.

Well, Idpol has been around forever, its just that in the past both sides were uneducated. Now its just the idpol people that have no education.

Cause it's a fucking hard genre to write for as it involves having an ability to write relatable, emotional, and horrifying tales that strip away race, gender, and sexual orientation as the grim reapers cares not for any of this and will murderhobo you regardless. Haunting tales of faceless undead, weapon wielding psychos, and insane doom cults that's only goal is to kill you and take your shit. Try telling a zombie to respect your pronouns or a mad max biker gang that they should stop harassing you because you are a different skin color. Imagine writing that and having someone read that and going "YAASSS SLAY QUEEN!!!11!", never gonna happen outside of some tumblr post or on twitter.

None of those concept matters as that's all they have to write about: race, sexual identity, and politics. No one buys that material, the market can't identify with it, and normal people won't spend money on material people can't relate to at least on some level.

As many, many, many others have said SJW's cannot "Human" very well, they lack the ability to empathize with people, and their emotional validation is You believing They are Right which makes them "Happy" i.e. less miserable than they were 5 min prior.


All ND had to do was make a better game than the original that combined Resident Evil with Walking dead and leave out pushing IdPol into everyone's faces and they'd be rolling in dead president's. Apparently money is not 'important' to druckman and crew as it is to Sony...

Grimdark is a genre that basically is all about horror, death and weakness in the face of overwhelming terror. There's a great 40k book called '15 hours', which is the lifespan of an average Imperial Guardsman. You don't really have time to worry about fucking somebody as that's your average lifespan.

In Grimdark, the protagonists are always at a disadvantage. They're typically weaker, outnumbered and struggling to survive. Its nearly impossible to write Grimdark with a Mary Sue protagonist well. Because that's the whole point of the genre, when done well. Not to mention not caring about your gender or sexuality.

Especially in Apocalypse stories. There's no luxury for gender, sexuality or any of that bullshit. That's first world problems. The world being over, its all to the wolves. Imagine human appetites, unrestrained by laws or morality. Yeah, its not gonna go so well if you're shouting privilege and oppression.

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What the fuck is wrong with you Druckmann

AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT. Sadist fucking confirmed. TLOU 2 is 100% a fetish game made personally for Neil Druckman. How in the everliving fuck could you say this with a straight face?

You have this massive pitbull coming after you, tearing chunks out of your leg and trying to go for your throat and you stab it to death. Out of the woods comes an old man crying, "Why did you kill my dog?"

Then I shoot the old man in the face with a shotgun because fuck your dog. If you don't think players are going to laugh when some asshole is crying over a dog that just tried to tear their throat out, you haven't played videogames. Because I will happily shoot that motherfucker all day, 24/7. It may be realistic, but its also realistic I blast that cocksucker in the face for siccing a dog on me. Don't want your dog to die? Don't try and have it tear out my throat.

Ssshhhh, you gotta be quiet, you guys.

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sleep tight, Joel

"Sleep Tight Joel!"
 
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What the fuck is wrong with you Druckmann

...You know, given the way he abuses his own staff and openly exploits them, I'm starting to wonder if shit like this and the crap with Slam Squatthrust isn't just the natural propensity of someone who genuinely enjoys inflicting misery on a gigantic scale.
 
...You know, given the way he abuses his own staff and openly exploits them, I'm starting to wonder if shit like this and the crap with Slam Squatthrust isn't just the natural propensity of someone who genuinely enjoys inflicting misery on a gigantic scale.

I am 100% confident he is a sadist. There is no doubt in my mind. Its just fucking hilarious to me that a billion dollar company let him build his masturbation material with their money. How fucking stupid can you be?
 
Sharks - one of the most noticeable new features of the game is the inclusion of sharks. These sharks are in the game to follow your scent and will attack you as soon as they have sniffed you out. The game doesn't pull any punches or "stray" from the idea that while you're playing as Martin Brody in a struggle to survive, killing sharks is necessary. You'll also have to deal with the fact though that each shark has an owner, which will call out the shark's name and cry in absolute horror when they discover their lifeless baby shark duh duh duh best friend. You've been warned.
 
I am 100% confident he is a sadist. There is no doubt in my mind. Its just fucking hilarious to me that a billion dollar company let him build his masturbation material with their money. How fucking stupid can you be?

I think he's just huffing his farts too much and thinks he has the artistic cred to get away with this shit.
 
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