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Those animations are awful. It looks like they just took Joel's animations from the first game and rigged them to Ellie, despite the skeletons not matching at all. They've got a teenage girl doing a big beefy man jog.New tweet. Comments are sure to be a trashfire.
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In the cordyceps apocalypse, transitioning is easier and more widely accepted than ever. Fuck being cis.Those animations are awful. It looks like they just took Joel's animations from the first game and rigged them to Ellie, despite the skeletons not matching at all. They've got a teenage girl doing a big beefy man jog.
If they are going to try and destroy his character, it will be something like that. Because it seems to be a thing with woke media properties - I last saw it in Birds of Prey. Your villain can murder innocents, engage in all manner of crime. But their true villainy, the real reason you should hate them, apparently? Is because they're sexist. Misogynist, even. They don't respect women, and that's worse than murder.
Which only works on people whose empathy is so stunted that they can't relate to wrongdoing unless they've personally experienced something similar. An affliction, strangely enough, affecting all SJWs.
IMO it would have been much, much more interesting (a bit cliche but this franchise was never original lol) and controversial if Joel got killed by Ellie’s mother. I just ran a FaceApp of Kaitlyn Dever to look like a woman in her late 40s and the look really sells that “sympathetic antagonist” vibe whilst retaining Ellie’s appearance.
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It just checks out plot-wise, because Joel killed like half of fireflies‘ Utah‘s fighting force (which was in a sense her surrogate family, including her friend (or lover?) Marlene.) It also would have been an emotionalfor Ellie if her own surrogate parent is killed by her real parent as an act of revenge. There would also be a lot of lore involved, given that Ellie’s mother’s role was instrumental in establishing the fireflies. (Not to mention the moral dichotomy of sacrificing one person to save the many. For all you know, Ellie’s mum would have sacrificed her own flesh and blood for that cure, which is all the more disturbing and thematic for TLOU.)
Horrendous crunch time conditions.
Leak reveals shitty story decisions.
Joel dies horribly while Ellie is forced to watch.
You assume the role of Joel's killer, a woke muscle lady, to hunt down Ellie.
You also smash some pregnant woman's face or something.
Your hand is forced into killing/hurting very bad your favorite characters from the previous game.
Anita might have been consulted/Tropes vs. Women used for development tips.
Mass false DMCA claims thrown out as damage control.
Sony says "We totally found the 'hacker' responsible, it was a hacker, we've got the hacker."
You kill dogs and make their owners cry.
Joel might be a fucking rapist or even child molester. Did you like being the young girl's surrogate dad hero? Fuck you.
Lesson learned from this fiasco: never say it can't get worse. Never say that again. Optimism is dead.
That game's redeeming factor was the '90s nostalgia and the lived-in feel of the house. Its biggest appeal was that messy living room with the big CRT and VHS tapes labeled in permanent marker. Upstairs, the woke sister's SNES carts were scattered all over the place instead of organized. It reminded me of childhood. The attention to detail in how people never put anything back was nice.
Too bad the ending is garbage. You're supposed to clap for your lesbian little sis as she runs off to make a huge mistake with an older AWOL PoC who may be facing serious charges. That coupled with what I'm reading about Life is Strange suggests a lot of narcissism and selfishness in these genderqueer narratives. To hell with anybody who might have ever cared about you. They probably would have voted Trump anyway.
Beyond anecdotal and off-the-record stories about her videos being used at game studios, Sarkeesian confirms that Naughty Dog's Neil Druckman and Arkane's Harvey Smith have spoken about the insights they've gleaned from Feminist Frequency videos and used in their later games. In Arkane's case, "Dishonored 1 was awful to women, like, in every way is so bad," Sarkeesian says. "While I loved that game, I was very vocal about how bad that was, and so were many other people. [Arkane] heard that and they were like, 'Damn, we fucked up,' and then they fixed it [in future Dishonored games]." And The Last of Us' expansion pack, Left Behind, pops up in Petit's new series as a positive example of three-dimensional representation of a queer relationship within an action video game.
That's a paradox because true weebs know that VN's are trash and neptunia and it's ilk are garbage.
Besides you now have Bandai Namco considering Tales of re-releases that the west never got for consoles, Trials of Mana exceeding sales since Secret of Mana, and Ys 9 and the PSP Ys games getting PS4 releases.
Also Atelier Ryza is either getting an english GOTY edition with all the DLC or a direct sequel because Gust sold through their entire inventory. You literally can't get the game new anymore.
That doesn't sound like true weebs to me. Weebs hate it when anything from japan gets changed in anyway. That's why Japanese gaming fans are flocking to PC and switch. It also explains why so many Japanese games are PC and Switch exclusives as they have to follow the consumers. Only customers Sony has left are the hipsters and SJWs.
In the cordyceps apocalypse, transitioning is easier and more widely accepted than ever. Fuck being cis.
I googled it just now, and NaughtyDog definitely isn't denying it- they're insisting that the game is "adamantly progressive" too, which certainly implies that they're marching to the beat of Anita's drum.
Anna's dead by the first game. She apparently didn't make it long after Ellie was born and died from complications in childbirth.IMO it would have been much, much more interesting (a bit cliche but this franchise was never original lol) and controversial if Joel got killed by Ellie’s mother. I just ran a FaceApp of Kaitlyn Dever to look like a woman in her late 40s and the look really sells that “sympathetic antagonist” vibe whilst retaining Ellie’s appearance.
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It just checks out plot-wise, because Joel killed like half of fireflies‘ Utah‘s fighting force (which was in a sense her surrogate family, including her friend (or lover?) Marlene.) It also would have been an emotionalfor Ellie if her own surrogate parent is killed by her real parent as an act of revenge. There would also be a lot of lore involved, given that Ellie’s mother’s role was instrumental in establishing the fireflies. (Not to mention the moral dichotomy of sacrificing one person to save the many. For all you know, Ellie’s mum would have sacrificed her own flesh and blood for that cure, which is all the more disturbing and thematic for TLOU.)
IMO it would have been much, much more interesting (a bit cliche but this franchise was never original lol) and controversial if Joel got killed by Ellie’s mother. I just ran a FaceApp of Kaitlyn Dever to look like a woman in her late 40s and the look really sells that “sympathetic antagonist” vibe whilst retaining Ellie’s appearance.
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It just checks out plot-wise, because Joel killed like half of fireflies‘ Utah‘s fighting force (which was in a sense her surrogate family, including her friend (or lover?) Marlene.) It also would have been an emotionalfor Ellie if her own surrogate parent is killed by her real parent as an act of revenge. There would also be a lot of lore involved, given that Ellie’s mother’s role was instrumental in establishing the fireflies. (Not to mention the moral dichotomy of sacrificing one person to save the many. For all you know, Ellie’s mum would have sacrificed her own flesh and blood for that cure, which is all the more disturbing and thematic for TLOU.)
Joel killed a doctor and committed some other heinous crime prior to that, probably with his penis.
New tweet. Comments are sure to be a trashfire.
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Oh god i love this XDFound this in the comments, thought it amusing enough to share with the joyboys here
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