The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

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Those animations are awful. It looks like they just took Joel's animations from the first game and rigged them to Ellie, despite the skeletons not matching at all. They've got a teenage girl doing a big beefy man jog.
In the cordyceps apocalypse, transitioning is easier and more widely accepted than ever. Fuck being cis.
 
If they are going to try and destroy his character, it will be something like that. Because it seems to be a thing with woke media properties - I last saw it in Birds of Prey. Your villain can murder innocents, engage in all manner of crime. But their true villainy, the real reason you should hate them, apparently? Is because they're sexist. Misogynist, even. They don't respect women, and that's worse than murder.

Which only works on people whose empathy is so stunted that they can't relate to wrongdoing unless they've personally experienced something similar. An affliction, strangely enough, affecting all SJWs.

Feels a bit night and day with the Harley Quinn animated series where the UK adverts are desperately trying to Birds of Prey it, but the clips used are about people mocking her for being the Joker's Girlfriend, and even the Joker himself saying she belongs by his side.

Mind, that's because Paul Dini's involved and he created her.
 
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IMO it would have been much, much more interesting (a bit cliche but this franchise was never original lol) and controversial if Joel got killed by Ellie’s mother. I just ran a FaceApp of Kaitlyn Dever to look like a woman in her late 40s and the look really sells that “sympathetic antagonist” vibe whilst retaining Ellie’s appearance.
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It just checks out plot-wise, because Joel killed like half of fireflies‘ Utah‘s fighting force (which was in a sense her surrogate family, including her friend (or lover?) Marlene.) It also would have been an emotional 🎢 for Ellie if her own surrogate parent is killed by her real parent as an act of revenge. There would also be a lot of lore involved, given that Ellie’s mother’s role was instrumental in establishing the fireflies. (Not to mention the moral dichotomy of sacrificing one person to save the many. For all you know, Ellie’s mum would have sacrificed her own flesh and blood for that cure, which is all the more disturbing and thematic for TLOU.)
 
IMO it would have been much, much more interesting (a bit cliche but this franchise was never original lol) and controversial if Joel got killed by Ellie’s mother. I just ran a FaceApp of Kaitlyn Dever to look like a woman in her late 40s and the look really sells that “sympathetic antagonist” vibe whilst retaining Ellie’s appearance.
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It just checks out plot-wise, because Joel killed like half of fireflies‘ Utah‘s fighting force (which was in a sense her surrogate family, including her friend (or lover?) Marlene.) It also would have been an emotional 🎢 for Ellie if her own surrogate parent is killed by her real parent as an act of revenge. There would also be a lot of lore involved, given that Ellie’s mother’s role was instrumental in establishing the fireflies. (Not to mention the moral dichotomy of sacrificing one person to save the many. For all you know, Ellie’s mum would have sacrificed her own flesh and blood for that cure, which is all the more disturbing and thematic for TLOU.)

You're expecting too much out of Neil Druckmann though with this.
 
Horrendous crunch time conditions.
Leak reveals shitty story decisions.
Joel dies horribly while Ellie is forced to watch.
You assume the role of Joel's killer, a woke muscle lady, to hunt down Ellie.
You also smash some pregnant woman's face or something.
Your hand is forced into killing/hurting very bad your favorite characters from the previous game.
Anita might have been consulted/Tropes vs. Women used for development tips.
Mass false DMCA claims thrown out as damage control.
Sony says "We totally found the 'hacker' responsible, it was a hacker, we've got the hacker."
You kill dogs and make their owners cry.
Joel might be a fucking rapist or even child molester. Did you like being the young girl's surrogate dad hero? Fuck you.

Lesson learned from this fiasco: never say it can't get worse. Never say that again. Optimism is dead.



That game's redeeming factor was the '90s nostalgia and the lived-in feel of the house. Its biggest appeal was that messy living room with the big CRT and VHS tapes labeled in permanent marker. Upstairs, the woke sister's SNES carts were scattered all over the place instead of organized. It reminded me of childhood. The attention to detail in how people never put anything back was nice.

Too bad the ending is garbage. You're supposed to clap for your lesbian little sis as she runs off to make a huge mistake with an older AWOL PoC who may be facing serious charges. That coupled with what I'm reading about Life is Strange suggests a lot of narcissism and selfishness in these genderqueer narratives. To hell with anybody who might have ever cared about you. They probably would have voted Trump anyway.

Whoa, wait, no, I'm sorry, I've only kept up with this thread sporadically (especially after it really took off) so I might be late to the party on this one... But are you telling me that Anita Sarkeesian was (possibly) consulted for this game?

I googled it just now, and NaughtyDog definitely isn't denying it- they're insisting that the game is "adamantly progressive" too, which certainly implies that they're marching to the beat of Anita's drum.

This article suggests that Druckman's definitely been influenced by her:

Beyond anecdotal and off-the-record stories about her videos being used at game studios, Sarkeesian confirms that Naughty Dog's Neil Druckman and Arkane's Harvey Smith have spoken about the insights they've gleaned from Feminist Frequency videos and used in their later games. In Arkane's case, "Dishonored 1 was awful to women, like, in every way is so bad," Sarkeesian says. "While I loved that game, I was very vocal about how bad that was, and so were many other people. [Arkane] heard that and they were like, 'Damn, we fucked up,' and then they fixed it [in future Dishonored games]." And The Last of Us' expansion pack, Left Behind, pops up in Petit's new series as a positive example of three-dimensional representation of a queer relationship within an action video game.

If she had anything to do with this game, it 100%, absolutely, no question about it, needs to tank.

We do not need Anita Sarkeesian getting any sort of positive feedback in the video game world.

Developers need to see her and her political shit as the touch of death for a video game and avoid her accordingly.

The idea of returning to a world where Anita Sarkeesian is still a big name who is given anything even vaguely resembling respect makes my head hurt.
 
That's a paradox because true weebs know that VN's are trash and neptunia and it's ilk are garbage.

Besides you now have Bandai Namco considering Tales of re-releases that the west never got for consoles, Trials of Mana exceeding sales since Secret of Mana, and Ys 9 and the PSP Ys games getting PS4 releases.

Also Atelier Ryza is either getting an english GOTY edition with all the DLC or a direct sequel because Gust sold through their entire inventory. You literally can't get the game new anymore.

That doesn't sound like true weebs to me. Weebs hate it when anything from japan gets changed in anyway. That's why Japanese gaming fans are flocking to PC and switch. It also explains why so many Japanese games are PC and Switch exclusives as they have to follow the consumers. Only customers Sony has left are the hipsters and SJWs.

Yeah, I disagree completely as well. Also where do you get the idea that 'true Weebs' hate VNs? That isn't true at all. Weebs were freaking the fuck out when censorship of Sony occurred early on in the PS4. You had a lot of VN and weeb game publishers really fucking bitching and being upset at Sony's extraordinarily strict censorship policy, where some said they basically had to remake the game to get it past Sony's policies on the PS4. Which was hard because a lot of it was re-drawing art or cutting scenes, not just simply adding bars of light. In the bad days, you had to go through dialogue changes and shit and it wasn't worth the time or the effort to do so.

The publishers and developers THEMSELVES abandoned PS4 as a platform because it was simply becoming too costly to put their games there. This was around the time Steam had its 'adult content' controversy because everyone was in a panic and a bunch of shit got pushed on there (of which I think you can buy basically un-patched eroge from Steam now and basically Hentai games are there, I feel like Steam cared about this for all of 5 minutes). And Nintendo was like 'we honestly dngaf'. That's why all the weebs went there, because the developers went there when they didn't have to go through Sony's awful policies.

Trials of Mana is on every platform, PC, PS4 and Switch. Ys 9 and Trials have always been more heavily PC favored. There are really no more exclusively PS4 focused weeb titles with maybe some extremely popular exceptions that they use money to secure and overlook censorship wise, ala Persona. Which has broad appeal besides weebs.
 
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In the cordyceps apocalypse, transitioning is easier and more widely accepted than ever. Fuck being cis.

It's simple, just kill a bunch of people's dogs to extract testosterone from them, laughing as they cry over their slaughtered puppers, then constantly work out in the world-class gym the size of a city block you happen to have, brightly lit with electric light powered by murdering everyone within 100 miles and stealing their shit.

I googled it just now, and NaughtyDog definitely isn't denying it- they're insisting that the game is "adamantly progressive" too, which certainly implies that they're marching to the beat of Anita's drum.

In current year, there's nothing more woke than strangling lesbians.
 
IMO it would have been much, much more interesting (a bit cliche but this franchise was never original lol) and controversial if Joel got killed by Ellie’s mother. I just ran a FaceApp of Kaitlyn Dever to look like a woman in her late 40s and the look really sells that “sympathetic antagonist” vibe whilst retaining Ellie’s appearance.
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It just checks out plot-wise, because Joel killed like half of fireflies‘ Utah‘s fighting force (which was in a sense her surrogate family, including her friend (or lover?) Marlene.) It also would have been an emotional 🎢 for Ellie if her own surrogate parent is killed by her real parent as an act of revenge. There would also be a lot of lore involved, given that Ellie’s mother’s role was instrumental in establishing the fireflies. (Not to mention the moral dichotomy of sacrificing one person to save the many. For all you know, Ellie’s mum would have sacrificed her own flesh and blood for that cure, which is all the more disturbing and thematic for TLOU.)
Anna's dead by the first game. She apparently didn't make it long after Ellie was born and died from complications in childbirth.
 
IMO it would have been much, much more interesting (a bit cliche but this franchise was never original lol) and controversial if Joel got killed by Ellie’s mother. I just ran a FaceApp of Kaitlyn Dever to look like a woman in her late 40s and the look really sells that “sympathetic antagonist” vibe whilst retaining Ellie’s appearance.
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It just checks out plot-wise, because Joel killed like half of fireflies‘ Utah‘s fighting force (which was in a sense her surrogate family, including her friend (or lover?) Marlene.) It also would have been an emotional 🎢 for Ellie if her own surrogate parent is killed by her real parent as an act of revenge. There would also be a lot of lore involved, given that Ellie’s mother’s role was instrumental in establishing the fireflies. (Not to mention the moral dichotomy of sacrificing one person to save the many. For all you know, Ellie’s mum would have sacrificed her own flesh and blood for that cure, which is all the more disturbing and thematic for TLOU.)

Unfortunately, nothing this deep will ever happen.

Joel killed a doctor and committed some other heinous crime prior to that, probably with his penis.

This most profound Neil and his writing team could get at this point is the golf club as a phallic metaphor.
 
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