The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

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Super Hans v2 said:
Spielberg is actually a gamer. Medal of Honor got started because he wanted a video game companion to Saving Private Ryan, and he has a few producer credits on other stuff.
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Really? Huh. Medal of Honor was great-I wondered if there were any more coming.

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Sorry, does anyone have any suggestions for something similar to it?
 
Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Recently golfed from the show Pedro Pascal decided to show top levels of originality and slammed J.K. Rowling for hating trannies to the point of calling her 'slut' or 'shit' doesn't really matter and 'heinous loser'. The only surprising thing coming from this is the fact that he didn't do it sooner, since he went on "Thunderbolts" premiere in London wearing "protect the dolls" t-shirt.
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Everytime I think I cant hate this fag more... :blart:

Pedro is like that teacher's pet that constantly bullies others "righteously" by repeating what the teacher says back to other students while in their front and then hiding behind it when they get called out and put in his place.

Pascal is "that" guy but he is grown up and clearly didnt get tired of sucking the tit of the establishment to get what he wants, no matter who he has to throw under the bus. He knows he is atm favored by mainstream hollywood and he will jerk it off for as much as he humanely before he inevitably falls into irrelevancy like many before him.

Nameless One said:
One of the first times I can actually use The Last Of Us II's golf scene as an example of something that was done better than the shitty adaptation. Is it me or is this show super astroturfed? I was a fan of the first game and none of what the show did ever held a candle to it other than having a nice Depeche Mode track that exposed more normies to it. It almost amazes me how hard HBO fell off when they had lightning in their hands in the 90s-2000s.
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Feels like anything post GOT post season 6 was a fuck up after fuck up for HBO and Warner as a whole. I can sperg about their god awful treatment of animators and animated legacy properties but their fuckery is hardly reserved just for that.

Long story short, Warner/HBO as a brand had been on a downward spiral ever since the last "good" GOT season ended and the rest being them winging original content.
BlankSpaceBaby said:
Even if the Harry Potter reboot may not do that well in later seasons, the first season, at least, will take off as normies will tune in as it's... well, Harry Potter. If anything, he should be groveling at Rowling to be cast in that series so that his track record won't look so much like a bell end.
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Im not sure if many normies are even that excited for it. Ironically, the black-ing of Severus Snape was very negatively received even among normie circles (for reasons that range that its taints Alan Rickman's legacy, that turning the simp that turns to magic nazis after he gets rejected by a white girl that marries his bully shows they didnt exactly put much thought into it and etc).

So I wouldnt bet on this reboot working as well as they think it will (dont get me wrong, many Potter Simps will still chug it down tho).
Jace on ice said:
I really really don't understand how Pedro keeps getting these leading Man action movie roles. On top of being a manlet he's incredibly soy and not masculine in the slightest.
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Because he was in "that one show" that worked (mostly because you never saw him, in fact, it could have been anyone in that suit and no one would know) and Hollywood decided he was now the "trendy" actor to put in everything so normies think "oh, its like that one show".

But executives and hollywood productions live basically in slow motion, it will be a while before it dawns on them that Pedro isnt all he was cracked out to be.
NPZCC said:
Either these dykes die out there, or they succeed and the town gets its revenge. Win/win for Bigot Sandwich Guy.
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Christ al-fucking-mighty, anyone that smuggly told me this was good casting should unironically kill themselves because she gets uglier by the fucking scene. I get second hand cringe just by looking.
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Ellie begrudgingly shakes Bigot Sandwich Guy's hand, knowing deep down that he's always been right about everything, and that Joel was wrong to assault him.
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Its bizarre that the show actually gives BSG a micro redemption arc that forces La Creatura to actually recognize and thank him.

Which is crazy to imagine that the game's writing is that petty that they couldnt have him be forgiven properly for a mistake (mistake as in "being too based on a gay post apocalypse" but I digress)

Gravityqueen4life said:
Hold on. Ellie voted against going after Joel's killers but dose it anyway?
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Yada yada "Only I go because its my revenge quest" yada yada yada.
Yellow Rose Of Texas said:
Ironic how the first game and its "sequel" both represent the optimism of the 2010s and the constant force lecturing of the present 2020s.
The first game always tell you never give up hope no matter how fucked up things are.
Part 2 is just constant misery and indirectly using Ellie to tell us how you the player horrible things are,like the current decade.
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First game represented the best of the zombie and apocalypse genre, a reminder why that genre works.

The second game represented the worst of it, a reminder why that genre deserved to die.
 
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Imagine being Moner in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Bella Ramsey, you f**kin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous potato face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me."

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Super Hans v2 said:
Spielberg is actually a gamer. Medal of Honor got started because he wanted a video game companion to Saving Private Ryan, and he has a few producer credits on other stuff.
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HE doesn't play games, he just saw them as an avenue to make money off of by pimping his name. Like all the movies in the 80s and 90s he had little to do with, but had a Producer credit and then marketed as being "From Steven Spielberg".

Believing he is a gamer is as intelligent as believing the Nintendo Seal of Quality meant anything more than Nintendo got their cut of the money from a product.
 
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Incecticyder said:
I wonder if Druckmann will cry when "normal" people reject his story
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They already are apparently. I can't wait until they do the part where Ellie bitches out at killing Abby because "revenge baad". Even though this bitch is actually responsible for the settlement getting hit by that horde in the show. That'll be the death blow. It also doesn't help that no one wants to see these long drawn out lesbian moments specifically because Ellie was played as a bitch this run. Oh, and apparently the consensus is that the episodes after 2 are all boring too.

I personally think he's fucking cooked. He's going to cope and deny it, but he managed to destroy the IP again with his broke brain insanity.
 
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Herman Throwaway said:
HE doesn't play games, he just saw them as an avenue to make money off of by pimping his name. Like all the movies in the 80s and 90s he had little to do with, but had a Producer credit and then marketed as being "From Steven Spielberg".

Believing he is a gamer is as intelligent as believing the Nintendo Seal of Quality meant anything more than Nintendo got their cut of the money from a product.
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I have no idea whether or not Spielberg is a gamer and I doubt you have either. But I do know that he is a big nerd that loves animation so much he wanted to bring the looney tunes era of cartoons back in the 90's with Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Hysteria and I believe Freakazoid. So it's not outside of the realm of possibility he might play a vidya now and then.
 
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NPZCC said:
I'm sure everyone has been worried about Bigot Sandwich Guy, so I'm happy to let you all know that he is indeed safe, even if he is a little worse for wear.
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At the town meeting, a random woman and some chink stand up to say gay shit about forgiveness and mercy, Bigot Sandwich Guy calls them and the townsfolk a bunch of pussy victims, and advocates for revenge.
Everyone was obviously on his side until Ellie ruins it by giving some fucking lame pre-written speech about justice or some bullshit, resulting in the council voting against punishing Joel's killers.
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Bigot Sandwich Guy then goes out of his way to help supply and arm Ellie and Dina on their lesbian quest for revenge.
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Either these dykes die out there, or they succeed and the town gets its revenge. Win/win for Bigot Sandwich Guy.
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Ellie begrudgingly shakes Bigot Sandwich Guy's hand, knowing deep down that he's always been right about everything, and that Joel was wrong to assault him.
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Ok....I have zero fucking context because I have been intentionally ignoring this shit but...
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I am actually fucking wheezing here....like I am gonna go right back to ignoring this specific cringecancer show but hawt-dawg am I gonna be eagerly awaiting el blobina's next movie/show because she is getting more hilariously ugly with each passing year
 
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This was an awful week for anyone who pirates the show and looks around to see if the zombies are in the episode.

Had to pass the "rainbow happy town" part with that pathetic pandering rainbow heart, the gay sex rape scene and seeing some emaciated guy's cock just to see them on the horizon screaming.
Very disappointing.
 
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