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The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.
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Oh fuck, why's Koichi there? I'm only like a quarter way through Golden Wind and I'm playing golf with the head of whoever tells me.
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This will probably sound unpopular (not that I care) but for me, nihilism always required a degree of narcissism, it just simply tries to sound smarter than it truly it. I know that there is this whole intellectual theorical side to it but nihilism isnt something thats possible to be maintained healthly at long term. So, again, for me, when these nihilists act like narcissists its something that just doesnt surprise me (and yet it does to some)
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He gets killed by the big bad after returning to help giorno and his gay dicksucking club
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I have a fanfiction alternative story for TLOU2 that I need to get out of my system so I'm cringeposting it here.
Ellie is overcome with guilt for not having developed a vaccine and tells Joel she is going to find new people to develop a vaccine and right what she believes is a wrong. The plot involves rebuilding a medical team, and finding another immunized child sacrifice. They discover that only female children have a chance of being born immune.
While meeting with a group of slavers who claim to have an immune child, they are ambushed and Joel is injured, but not killed. The slavers are killed and the child is rescued, though the lead is a bust because it's a boy. He helps Ellie get Joel back to their homestead and they begin to trust and appreciate one another along the way.
Ellie and the boy go off on their own to pursue another lead on another immunized children, which is a very arduous and troubled trip, made worse by having to leave Joel behind. Ellie naturally assumes guardianship in the same way Joel did over Ellie. During a serious, late-game encounter, the boy is attacked and his gas mask is broken. She fears she has lost him but to her surprise he is in fact immune - and born a girl.
The group of survivors they were chasing after are all dead and they return home. Ellie wants to keep his secret, but he decides - on his own - he wants to announce it, and does so. Despite being explicitly informed on the fatality of the vaccine research, he accepts his own death for the greater good. Ellie is gutted but respects the choice. The vaccine is developed, and efforts begin to distribute it.
The game ends on promises of hope but also trouble. The next sequel is set up as it's hinted selfish groups seek to use the vaccine as a mechanism of control and power.
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My story:
1. Respects the original franchise by not killing major characters just to establish the new ones like every shitty fucking sequel ever has done.
2. Keeps the game focused on the original cast while expanding it naturally.
3. Gives characters clear, logical ambitions that they endeavor to achieve on their own instead of being forced into it by circumstance.
4. Integrates contemporary moralism (which I assume is mandatory for any major release these days) logically with the story, instead of shoving it in your face and expecting you to care.
5. The pains that Ellie suffer are the same as what Joel would have experienced with losing Ellie. That she pursued this on her own and allowed it to happen is a character arc and personal development. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
Ellie is overcome with guilt for not having developed a vaccine and tells Joel she is going to find new people to develop a vaccine and right what she believes is a wrong. The plot involves rebuilding a medical team, and finding another immunized child sacrifice. They discover that only female children have a chance of being born immune.
While meeting with a group of slavers who claim to have an immune child, they are ambushed and Joel is injured, but not killed. The slavers are killed and the child is rescued, though the lead is a bust because it's a boy. He helps Ellie get Joel back to their homestead and they begin to trust and appreciate one another along the way.
Ellie and the boy go off on their own to pursue another lead on another immunized children, which is a very arduous and troubled trip, made worse by having to leave Joel behind. Ellie naturally assumes guardianship in the same way Joel did over Ellie. During a serious, late-game encounter, the boy is attacked and his gas mask is broken. She fears she has lost him but to her surprise he is in fact immune - and born a girl.
The group of survivors they were chasing after are all dead and they return home. Ellie wants to keep his secret, but he decides - on his own - he wants to announce it, and does so. Despite being explicitly informed on the fatality of the vaccine research, he accepts his own death for the greater good. Ellie is gutted but respects the choice. The vaccine is developed, and efforts begin to distribute it.
The game ends on promises of hope but also trouble. The next sequel is set up as it's hinted selfish groups seek to use the vaccine as a mechanism of control and power.
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My story:
1. Respects the original franchise by not killing major characters just to establish the new ones like every shitty fucking sequel ever has done.
2. Keeps the game focused on the original cast while expanding it naturally.
3. Gives characters clear, logical ambitions that they endeavor to achieve on their own instead of being forced into it by circumstance.
4. Integrates contemporary moralism (which I assume is mandatory for any major release these days) logically with the story, instead of shoving it in your face and expecting you to care.
5. The pains that Ellie suffer are the same as what Joel would have experienced with losing Ellie. That she pursued this on her own and allowed it to happen is a character arc and personal development. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
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You can't really deny being on the spectrum after writing this
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The doctors cleared me
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btw, theory: Abby and Levi were supposed to bond over both being trans, but after the leaks, Sony execs marched in and say 'fucking fix this shit, retard' - or they playtested it and remarked 99% interest loss during their talks about being both trannies, so all that shit about abby being a tranny was removed
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I've heard some similar theories, and this seems legit.
I've heard that Abby was 100% supposed to be trans until someone pointed out that having their trans character being an unsympathetic murderer who brutalizes women MIGHT not be the best idea and they changed it last minute-ish.
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I'd take this over Druckmann's garbage any day. Everyone seems to be able to come up with a better plot than the one we got.
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"You have stolen my waifu and my wankfuel from me with your horrible decisions! I should be porking Anita Sarkeesian on the other side of the world!"
it's not even hard, i came up with something less retarded than drekguy's story that was more or less along the same line in about five minutes. i like null's idea way more though.
honestly the lack of informed consent in the first game was pretty stupid too, so props for including it there. apparently jerry was a surgeon so not even mentioning it to ellie so she could make the choice for herself was pretty scummy. especially when he's killed many other people in his pursuit of a vaccine. let's just completely ignore the massive logistical problem of synthesizing a large amount of the vaccine and distributing it when it'd be basically impossible to get...pretty much anything you'd need to make it.
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That's why I stopped reading any of them hundreds of pages ago. The bar is pretty much on the ground. It's like proving that you can come up with a character that is more creative and less stupid than Sonichu. Unless you have your own lolcow thread here, nobody doubts that you can do this. I'm just here to laugh at idiots, and wonder just how something manages to fail this badly. I'd love to know just how Druckmann managed to steal total control of this project.
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Giorno golfs him to establish that he's the protagonist now.
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It'd explain why Abby's attachment to Lev makes little sense, especially when it's supposed to be what replaces Ellie and Joel's relationship. Their ambitions of being applauded for their heartfelt "queer found family sticks together" narrative had to be tossed out because Abby is so unlikeable the main reason I've found for anyone to say they like her is because it'll make people who don't like the game mad.
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More the case that marxists love marxist products. Its low energy like those people and their culture. So they will gladly masturbate to itI recall Chun-Li and her thighs of steel being very popular. But she is feminine and cute.
Abby is not the first muscular woman in a game. It's hilarious how the journos are acting like this is some brand new thing that men can't handle. That thirsty for clicks and woke points?
Abby's design is just plain unpalatable. She looks ridiculous. And on top of that she's a violent homicidal maniac. I don't know who would feel empowed by Abby other than a non-passing troon who likes Abby's pronouns.
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