All right, lads. With the way things are going in Bongistan I think it's time to switch OS. What's good for a newfag like me? I see Linux Mint is for people who're spooked by actually running commands and terminal windows but I really want a good scope of what my options are. Don't particularly care for gaming unless it's pre Steam Dwarf Fortress. I'm more into writing and stuff.
Linux Mint with the Cinnamon desktop environment. Or Debian (with the same DE) if you're daring. Or Ubuntu (if they support Cinnamon, which I think they do).
Cinnamon is a no-frills DE with tradtional (think windows XP / classic theme-windows 7) desktop methapors.
It doesn't fuck around, it doesn't try to reinvent the wheel, it doesn't try to be fancy for appearance's sake. It has your desktop icons, your taskbar, your "start menu", traybar icons, quicklaunch icons. It has more stuff if you want it to, but you shouldn't. The default hotkey bindings are delightfully tasteful.
Despite its "traditional" look-and-feel, it's modern, no mistake about that - *actively* developed and pushing the occasional new feature, but mostly just keeps things running smoothly.
I've used it for the past 6 years in Debian installs (Linux Mint is a Debian downstream derivative) and I wouldn't change it for anything else. Suits me perfectly both as an end-user and as a professional IT-stuff engineer.
As for distro, well, Linux Mint is aimed at non-technical folks; some family members of mine use it and are plenty happy with it.
Ubuntu also holds your hand along and is plenty suitable for general audiences, plus the plethora of online resources if you run into some problem - everyone uses it, so your solution is more likely than not a Google's search away.