I exaggerate a bit. Really it just couldn't load into the desktop environment or the greeter wasn't installed properly because I missed some step. I don't actually mean that I fucked the system so hard it couldn't boot.
Cut me a break I'm trying. I didn't come here and say Linux is dumb and too complicated. I have some understanding of what the issue is, but acknowledge that it's just a little bit over my head right now. I think that's a pretty dumb take to say you should only be allowed to play with lego bricks until you can prove you can build a house. People have to learn somehow. Otherwise they will continue to use Windows and never try anything new. I understand that the distro I'm using is more advanced than what I really need, but I can say working with Arch based systems has forced me to get more comfortable with using the terminal than Mint ever would. I've only started using Linux at all for a few months so you'll have to forgive me that I'm not a computing wizard.
I'm not trying to be rude or aggressive so please don't take it this way. But I'm really curious about the mentality of untechnical people who install random distros like Cachy. Going to Cachy's website, I see advertising like this:
CachyOS utilizes the BORE Scheduler for better interactivity, and offers a variety of scheduler options including EEVDF, sched-ext, ECHO, and RT. All kernels are compiled with optimized x86-64-v3, x86-64-v4, Zen4 instructions and LTO to be optimized for your CPU.
Do you understand what everything in this paragraph means, without having to look anything up? If so -- why not compile your own kernel instead of trusting some obscure rando to provide it and your system packages for you? If not, why would you figure that you need anything particular Cachy offers?
I run Gentoo myself, so I compile all my software, including my kernel, with CPU optimizations and LTO where possible, but I don't kid myself about the benefits I (don't) get from it. I genuinely don't understand the use case or selling point for Cachy. LTO and CPU-specific optimizations just plain do not matter for 99% of software (99% of software isn't CPU-bound). LTO can make programs slightly faster to start up and use slightly less memory, but most distros compile their software with it enabled anyway, and use PGO also for big, often slow software like GCC or Firefox or Python. It's nothing unique. The scheduler can make a slight difference in user experience, but users can just change it in any other distro just as well as they can change it in Cachy. Nothing else they advertise seems special either. Cachy offers a wide choice of DE, OK, so does Arch or Ubuntu/Debian/Mint. You can choose between a graphical or command-line install process, OK, just like Arch. But Cachy isn't well-known, it has fewer developers, you're more likely to run into problems and less likely to come across people who can help you. What is the appeal exactly?
I get just messing around and wanting to try new things, if that's it. But non-mainstream distros run by hobbyists are really a lot more likely to have problems and I hope that people keep that in mind when they try them. As someone who would like Linux to become a mainstream alternative to Windows, I get anxious whenever I see normies/recent Linux adopters using and shopping around for random distros like Cachy or Manjaro instead of sticking with stuff like Mint or ElementaryOS or whatever.