The little things...

[Chrus Chundlur]

At 8:00, he poops himself.


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In the middle of a heartfelt love declaration no less....I love how he fucking concentrates on it, closing his eyes with a strained look on his face, and after releasing it, he lets out a sigh of relief....classy as fuck

Just by searching "burps", "belches" or "farts" on the Cwcki you can see how many times he lets loose his gases on video (Just a couple of examples here at 2:28 or here at 5:35)



Still, my favorite one is the Julie fart JULAY posted or this one:

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(0:43)

He genuinely looks surprised by it, I guess he really has little control over his bodily functions...but what baffles me the most is that he filmed this stuttering belching mess and tought "PERFECT" and uploaded it...fuck, at least try to make another take without belching to the face of the girl you are trying to win over, goddamn...

It seems Borb never tried to teach him basic manners (Well, he says "excuse me" sometimes after belching, but it seems he makes absolutely no effort in not trying not to belch in the first place)

 

[CatParty]

That sounded like a really wet one.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

He farts on that video about Panda Halo getting killed on the brushfires in Australia. Right when he says her name, btw. "Panda Halo *fart* she... she was in that neck of the woods". One of my favorite Chris moments ever.

 

[Shadow Fox]

In the leaked version of THAT IS MY HOUSE, I love the way Chris' expression changes when Bob enters the room. I can't even really describe it, but man does it crack me up.

I've also really been enjoying that gif of Chris trying to dance at Fridays After Five, especially the way the couple behind him look at each other and then back at him, like they can't believe what they're seeing.

 

[The Joker]

This video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XWTsHUjAwl8#t=0s

The comments on the vieo are amazing.

• The Chris-chan returns to his old hunting grounds, looking for his favorite pray: Children. But the Chris-chan is a very slower hunter, and he knows that if he wants to catch a child, he must rely on stealth.
  But the Chris-chan is in bad luck today. With a sudden change in the wind, the children picks up his hideous smell, and runs for the safety of the woods.
  Feeling cheated out of an easy meal, the Chris-chan lets out his frustration by engaging in a strange psychical ritual.

What I love is the way he rages. The way he rawrs and stops the clown doll makes my day.

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[cheersensei]

[cwc]That Goatee WILL Grow Back[/cwc]

Hnngg...that shave. I can only imagine how many layers of skin he managed to shave off in that bit. All to prove he's the TRUE HONEST CWC and not that damned imposter!

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

What I love is the way he rages. The way he rawrs and stops the clown doll makes my day.

What I like about the rage videos, is when he says something, realizes he sounds whiny, then repeats it with an "angrier" voice tone.

For instance, in this video, at 1:37.

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He goes "you want me to calm down, uhhh DO YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN??". You can really tell he doesn't know how an angry person should sound, so he puts on a little theater.

 

[Seahorses]

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At like 12 seconds, I've always noticed how he gets silly when he wants to lie. He suuuuuuuure got me.

 

[BillRiley]

It's a minor point, but I've been wondering for a while now how much time Chris stims in a day. And, is he a rocker or a hand-flapper or what? None of the kewl kids seem to know.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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At like 12 seconds, I've always noticed how he gets silly when he wants to lie. He suuuuuuuure got me.

Oh boy, that fucking joke...isnt even a good one to begin with, but he goes and delivers it in the most crappy way possible...

"Flew all the way there and… all the waybackboymyarmsaretiredasano ldjoke"

First time I saw it I couldn even understand what the fuck he was saying if not for the Cwcki's transcript...




Regarding Chris hypocrisy, for some time he liked to say that trolls "hid under his mother's skirts", then on the 2012 Gameplace incident...

[...]Mom insisted on coming in with me, so we did, and a few steps in, who did our eyes see in the new center counter, past employee Nathan, and Michael Snyder.
I hid behind my mother for a moment [...]

He literally hid behind his mother's skirt...while being 29/30 years old and his mother on his 70s....goddamn, Chris

 

[Seahorses]

He literally hid behind his mother's skirt...while being 29/30 years old and his mother on his 70s....goddamn, Chris

Well... you could hide a lot of people back there. 8-)

 

[random_pickle]

Chris' speech habits tend to annoy me. Don't get me wrong, it's normal to say "umm" once in a while, but I swear half of the noises that come out of his mouth are either "umm" "hmmm" or "mmm yeah".

 

[pickleniggo]

Is it just me, or is there something strange about the shadows in this image?

I swear those are women's jeans (maybe he put barbs on by mistake and liked the fit or something).

The pockets look like guy's jeans pockets. Chris had probably owned those pants since he was younger, before his ass ballooned out. But seriously, how did he sit in those? They look like they're going to explode and all it would've taken would be a slight case of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS.

Also, if no one's going to mention the fact that Chris gets an erection at the end of [cwc]Cakefarts[/cwc], then I will. We are talking about little things after all.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Chris' speech habits tend to annoy me. Don't get me wrong, it's normal to say "umm" once in a while, but I swear half of the noises that come out of his mouth are either "umm" "hmmm" or "mmm yeah".

Do his other speech shortcomings count as well (such as his difficulty with "x" or his frequent spoonerisms)?

On one hand, with speech impediments, there's always that pang that you shouldn't point them out or make fun of them. On the other hand, Chris has had his treated (out of all his problems, that's the one that get's treated) and simply doesn't make a conscious effort to utilize anything he learned in speech therapy.

 

[The Joker]

I had a test that shows... stock market had a rise in hooooooes!
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I love his music videos. He is so horrible that I always laugh. But his rapping and adding misplaces slag throughout by trying to look cool.

 

[wheat pasta]

You know what really, really frustrates me is how he says "Rather or not" instead of "Whether or not". It's a really minor thing and, as a whole his speech patterns are something of a trainwreck, but I find "rather or not" to be the most offensive.

 

[Trombonista]

Is it just me, or is there something strange about the shadows in this image?

Is that a drawing of Sonichu on his bed?

 

[Descent]

More related to Alec then Chris, but I like how in the new pokemon games there's a city called Aspertia. I wonder if Chris stress sighed when he saw that (because you know he bought both games the day they were released) or if it went over his head.

Alec, you might want to dig out your Asperchu copyright. I think there's some monies to be had.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Duh, I'm who they named it after. Didn't I tell you guys I own 51% of the pokemon franchise?

 

[pickleniggo]

More related to Alec then Chris, but I like how in the new pokemon games there's a city called Aspertia. I wonder if Chris stress sighed when he saw that (because you know he bought both games the day they were released) or if it went over his head.

Alec, you might want to dig out your Asperchu copyright. I think there's some monies to be had.

Lol they should have named the gym leader Alec.