The little things...

[Seahorses]

Nintendo would just claim it was purely parodic. =D

 

[GroundUpSweetheart]

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At like 12 seconds, I've always noticed how he gets silly when he wants to lie. He suuuuuuuure got me.

Oh boy, that fucking joke...isnt even a good one to begin with, but he goes and delivers it in the most crappy way possible...

"Flew all the way there and… all the waybackboymyarmsaretiredasano ldjoke"

First time I saw it I couldn even understand what the fuck he was saying if not for the Cwcki's transcript...

Haha, I heard what he was saying apart from "all the way back" but he had already put his arms up and started the stupid voice. So when he delivered the line so badly I didn't even realise it was a joke. I thought he literally tired his arms out from holding them up for a bit. Which is still probably true.

 

[Descent]

Duh, I'm who they named it after. Didn't I tell you guys I own 51% of the pokemon franchise?

Then were the hell is my Pokémon: Lightning Version? I want to catch some wild Sonichus.

 

[DevilDog]

Little things?

Spoiler

Is it just me, or is there something strange about the shadows in this image?

Here's a great question: Why the fuck did he take this picture? What is it supposed to say?

 

[Bgheff]

Is it just me, or is there something strange about the shadows in this image?

Here's a great question: Why the fuck did he take this picture? What is it supposed to say?

He's being sexy for the ladies.

 

[Seahorses]

Whenever I see that picture, I always wonder why he wasn't swamped with women. I mean... DAT ASS.

 

[The Joker]

Is it just me, or is there something strange about the shadows in this image?

Here's a great question: Why the fuck did he take this picture? What is it supposed to say?

He's being sexy for the ladies.

I love how he poses when he tried to be sexy. My sister says he had a black girl ass here.
That pic does not make me laugh nearly as hard as this one though:

You can see all of his toys next to his bed, not to mention that filthy blanket that has seen many

 

[Seahorses]

I love how he poses when he tried to be sexy. My sister says he had a black girl ass here.

Lol. How many black girls has your sister seen? Chris is desperate for an ass in that picture.

 

[NoDarkies]

Just by searching "burps", "belches" or "farts" on the Cwcki you can see how many times he lets loose his gases on video (Just a couple of examples here at 2:28 or here at 5:35)

Those sound like burps to me... If those are farts I really don't want to imagine what the result was.

 

[JULAY]

Just by searching "burps", "belches" or "farts" on the Cwcki you can see how many times he lets loose his gases on video (Just a couple of examples here at 2:28 or here at 5:35)

Those sound like burps to me... If those are farts I really don't want to imagine what the result was.

RESULT:

Seriously though, they obviously aren't burps. Chris, quite simply, has no bowel control.

 

[NigerianPrince]

Is it just me, or is there something strange about the shadows in this image?

Tomgirl like born, tomgirl like bred and when it's all said and done (s)he'll be tomgirl like dead.

 

[CatParty]

Is it just me, or is there something strange about the shadows in this image?

Here's a great question: Why the fuck did he take this picture? What is it supposed to say?

Stay straight.

 

[Seahorses]

Too late.

 

[pickleniggo]

Can we talk about the fact that he has to label every. damn. thing. with his initials or remake everything with his image/drawings? (i.e. Pokemon cards, his DS and PSP, etc.) There's enough evidence that he's been doing this since he was younger. (The POGS with his school pictures crack me up every time.) It's like, there can't be one fad that he hasn't tried to impose himself onto. Why can't he just enjoy things as they are?

 

[random_pickle]

Can we talk about the fact that he has to label every. damn. thing. with his initials or remake everything with his image/drawings? (i.e. Pokemon cards, his DS and PSP, etc.) There's enough evidence that he's been doing this since he was younger. (The POGS with his school pictures crack me up every time.) It's like, there can't be one fad that he hasn't tried to impose himself onto. Why can't he just enjoy things as they are?

Because if he didn't, it wouldn't be a CWC original.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

The obsession with his name/initials grates me.

 

[pickleniggo]

The obsession with his name/initials grates me.

Seriously! I understand that it's apparently an "autistic thing" but come on. I mean, Cwcville? Cwcola? C and W quarters (how does that even work anyway).

 

[Marvin]

C and W quarters (how does that even work anyway).

Well, Chris doesn't know what "quart" means.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

The obsession with his name/initials grates me.

Well, he is the one and only, TRUE and HONEST Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler of 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, Virginia. 8-)

 

[pickleniggo]

C and W quarters (how does that even work anyway).

Well, Chris doesn't know what "quart" means.

Does he know what the concept of a quarter is? Or does he just think a quarter is the largest metal coin and thus CWCville doesn't need pesky dime/penny sized coins?