The little things...

[LucridMockery]

I like his speech that's screwed up. Like this gem from the sex emails about husbands going to stripclubs...

They're just trying to get their dick on so they can get their move on when they get home.

I want a shirt that says I'm just trying to get my dick on so I can get I move on when I get home. <-- & i'm a girl

and of course I love his made up word LU-CRID which I think translated means ludicrous or lucid? I don't know....

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Don't forget "lucricities" and the back-formation claiming that "lulz" stood for "laughs under lucricities." I would love the chance to ask him to name one example of a "lucricity."

 

[spaps]

Is there any pictures or videos of Chris at Madicon? The only videos I can find about it are the rave, and a cosplay showcase. I can't even find any pictures of the con.
EDIT: Actually, I'm just looking for Jon St. John harassing Anna.

 

[Marvin]

Is there any pictures or videos of Chris at Madicon? The only videos I can find about it are the rave, and a cosplay showcase. I can't even find any pictures of the con.
EDIT: Actually, I'm just looking for Jon St. John harassing Anna.

Uhh, I might know someone who might have something, I'll try to find it. Maybe in a week or so.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Is there any pictures or videos of Chris at Madicon? The only videos I can find about it are the rave, and a cosplay showcase. I can't even find any pictures of the con.
EDIT: Actually, I'm just looking for Jon St. John harassing Anna.

Uhh, I might know someone who might have something, I'll try to find it. Maybe in a week or so.

How long ago was the con. Did you do a full rundown somewhere? Missed a bit of that talk.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

AND YOU MAY SPREAD THIS QUOTE TO OTHER ADULT FAN ARTISTS, I WILL CREATE YOU IN SOUL CALIBUR III AND BEAT YOU UP LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!!

Chris showing the mentality of a toddler (and a very stupid one) at his best...not to mention that he doesnt even know what the fuck this guy looks like

Just him thinking that anybody in the world would feel threatened by such a childish stupidity blows my mind...

 

[Marvin]

Is there any pictures or videos of Chris at Madicon? The only videos I can find about it are the rave, and a cosplay showcase. I can't even find any pictures of the con.
EDIT: Actually, I'm just looking for Jon St. John harassing Anna.

Uhh, I might know someone who might have something, I'll try to find it. Maybe in a week or so.

How long ago was the con. Did you do a full rundown somewhere? Missed a bit of that talk.

viewtopic.php?p=15479#p15479

I talked a bit in this thread. Starts on page 2 and goes on for a few pages.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Cool. Thanks Marvin.

 

[Rio]

This video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XWTsHUjAwl8#t=0s

It's the sheer frustration in his face when he realizes he can't even lie to himself about being able to do something.

There's nothing like the laws of physics to give somebody a reality check.

What does he mean by "too sensitive for my weight?" Is that a quote he pulled out of his ass to avoid having to admit that he's not as strong as he tells people he is?

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

[youtube]6DDOeNMWBQk[/youtube]

I don't have anything to say about this other than it gives me the giggles.

 

[The Joker]

I really want to know if Chris can shave his facial hair properly after watching this video.
[youtube]VdZXqEwaXkc[/youtube]

 

[CatParty]

I really want to know if Chris can shave his facial hair properly after watching this video.
[youtube]VdZXqEwaXkc[/youtube]

That is seriously the most uncomfortable video after "for Jackie's eyes only"

 

[The Joker]

I really want to know if Chris can shave his facial hair properly after watching this video.
[youtube]VdZXqEwaXkc[/youtube]

That is seriously the most uncomfortable video after "for Jackie's eyes only"

I wonder if thre grease on his face acted as shaving cream? Plus I can't see Bob teaching him to shave properly. Maybe Barb did?

 

[CatParty]

I really want to know if Chris can shave his facial hair properly after watching this video.
[youtube]VdZXqEwaXkc[/youtube]

That is seriously the most uncomfortable video after "for Jackie's eyes only"

I wonder if thre grease on his face acted as shaving cream? Plus I can't see Bob teaching him to shave properly. Maybe Barb did?

He does shave the rest of the hair on his body (including eyebrows).

 

[The Joker]

That is seriously the most uncomfortable video after "for Jackie's eyes only"

I wonder if thre grease on his face acted as shaving cream? Plus I can't see Bob teaching him to shave properly. Maybe Barb did?

He does shave the rest of the hair on his body (including eyebrows).

Well he is a tomgorl now. I wonder if he waxes his legs? XD
I can see him crying because it hurts.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

It stings to use a razor on my chin with shaving gel yet he's shoving the blades against his face and it doesn't seem to matter...

 

[The Joker]

It stings to use a razor on my chin with shaving gel yet he's shoving the blades against his face and it doesn't seem to matter...

This is one of the many reasons that he has terrible skin!

 

[spaps]

[youtube]nIHni4FDTK4[/youtube]
Chris favorited this video, even though the description says: "The great Video CWC plagiarized"

 

[Rio]

Well he is a tomgorl now. I wonder if he waxes his legs? XD
I can see him crying because it hurts.

He wouldn't. He probably shaves them, same goes for his eyebrows. I'd seriously doubt that Chris would have the pain tolerance to wax his eyebrows, let alone his eyebrows. Besides, the eyebrows thing is more or less confirmed by Marvin, and if he can't even wax his eyebrows, there's no way he could deal with waxing his legs.

On the subject of little things, I always laugh at how, in this video and I think a few other videos, he dispells rumours without really giving any context, so to anyone watching this video, Chris just kinda randomly explains that he does not in fact use his own jizz or animals as shower products, which always makes me laugh.
[youtube]5p_n5WCabnU[/youtube]

 

[cypocryphy]

Did we ever figure out if his "seinor prom" was really the prom, or some kind of spring formal?