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Two things:

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Is this really how Chris eats? Just wolfs it down, not even having the courtesy to close his goddamn mouth?

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Why did Chris videotape his mother? Why did he upload this? Why was he saying those weird things to her? Why did he lie about the camera, claiming that he's just taking pictures of her?
 
Male said:
Two things:

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Is this really how Chris eats? Just wolfs it down, not even having the courtesy to close his goddamn mouth?

Probably. I don't know how his high school gal-pals tolerated having lunch with him every other day.

Male said:
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Why did Chris videotape his mother? Why did he upload this? Why was he saying those weird things to her? Why did he lie about the camera, claiming that he's just taking pictures of her?

1- Julie asked him to. 2- It wasn't uploaded, it was a leak. 3- He's a 30 year old manbaby. 4- Because if he told her he was going to send the video to his latest internet sex fling she'd blow a gasket and the result would be :briefs: .
 
BillRiley said:
Male said:
Two things:

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Is this really how Chris eats? Just wolfs it down, not even having the courtesy to close his goddamn mouth?

Probably. I don't know how his high school gal-pals tolerated having lunch with him every other day.

Could also be because his over-the-top piggishness goes hand-in-hand with the irrepressible smugness that was a running motif throughout the Calling Out Saga.
 
Ran across this early drawing in Ch­ris-Chan's scrapbook some time ago:

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It's labled "CWCsPossibleFuture." Anyone know the story behind this? The right side is pretty straightforward - it looks like Chris and his future wife watching tv with some little clone Chris on floor. The middle is pretty cryptic - what looks to be an unused broom and dustpan above the word 'autism' written on the floor. The left side - I just don't know. Some kind of factory conveyor belt for pokeballs? Could the whole thing be a depiction of one of his weird family dreams? WTF?
 
BillRiley said:
Ran across this early drawing in Ch­ris-Chan's scrapbook some time ago:

bzswp.jpg

It's labled "CWCsPossibleFuture." Anyone know the story behind this? The right side is pretty straightforward - it looks like Chris and his future wife watching tv with some little clone Chris on floor. The middle is pretty cryptic - what looks to be an unused broom and dustpan above the word 'autism' written on the floor. The left side - I just don't know. Some kind of factory conveyor belt for pokeballs? Could the whole thing be a depiction of one of his weird family dreams? WTF?



I really like the dark cloud looming above the couple.
 
BillRiley said:
Ran across this early drawing in Ch­ris-Chan's scrapbook some time ago:

bzswp.jpg

It's labled "CWCsPossibleFuture." Anyone know the story behind this? The right side is pretty straightforward - it looks like Chris and his future wife watching tv with some little clone Chris on floor. The middle is pretty cryptic - what looks to be an unused broom and dustpan above the word 'autism' written on the floor. The left side - I just don't know. Some kind of factory conveyor belt for pokeballs? Could the whole thing be a depiction of one of his weird family dreams? WTF?
[sarcasm]A perfect example of modern art.[/sarcasm]
Maybe he's cleaning up his autism? Your best guess is mine.
 
The Joker said:
I really want to know if Chris can shave his facial hair properly after watching this video. :(
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Despite how painful it looks, the video's so surreal that I can't help but like it. I mean, dry shaving an awful goatee in his room while shitty Christian pop music plays over it? You can't make that up.
 
CatParty said:
BillRiley said:
Ran across this early drawing in Ch­ris-Chan's scrapbook some time ago:

bzswp.jpg

It's labled "CWCsPossibleFuture." Anyone know the story behind this? The right side is pretty straightforward - it looks like Chris and his future wife watching tv with some little clone Chris on floor. The middle is pretty cryptic - what looks to be an unused broom and dustpan above the word 'autism' written on the floor. The left side - I just don't know. Some kind of factory conveyor belt for pokeballs? Could the whole thing be a depiction of one of his weird family dreams? WTF?



I really like the dark cloud looming above the couple.
:lol:
Oh my god. Is Chris' ideal job inspecting Poke'balls? I thought he dreamt of an office job when he was 9. Also does the wife have pink hair? And that is certainly not Crystal Weston Chandler that's being portrayed wearing an identical clown shirt to its father. As usual, this is a picture that only offers more questions than answers.
 
BillRiley said:
Ran across this early drawing in Ch­ris-Chan's scrapbook some time ago:

bzswp.jpg

It's labled "CWCsPossibleFuture." Anyone know the story behind this? The right side is pretty straightforward - it looks like Chris and his future wife watching tv with some little clone Chris on floor. The middle is pretty cryptic - what looks to be an unused broom and dustpan above the word 'autism' written on the floor. The left side - I just don't know. Some kind of factory conveyor belt for pokeballs? Could the whole thing be a depiction of one of his weird family dreams? WTF?

I just searched the CWCki for this filename and found [cwc]Jackie_E-mails_15[/cwc].

OPL said:
That is a pastel drawing I drew in High School of a likely future for me; me and my future wife (physical appearance to actual future not necessarily applicable) and our child watching television. That's on the right half of the drawing; on the left half I'm working at a job on an assembly line.

So Mitchell Baker wasn't necessarily a sweetheart candidate back then despite the drawing. For a moment I honestly wondered why his hair color was different at work before I realized it was probably supposed to be a hard hat.
 
GroundUpSweetheart said:
BillRiley said:
Ran across this early drawing in Ch­ris-Chan's scrapbook some time ago:

bzswp.jpg

It's labled "CWCsPossibleFuture." Anyone know the story behind this? The right side is pretty straightforward - it looks like Chris and his future wife watching tv with some little clone Chris on floor. The middle is pretty cryptic - what looks to be an unused broom and dustpan above the word 'autism' written on the floor. The left side - I just don't know. Some kind of factory conveyor belt for pokeballs? Could the whole thing be a depiction of one of his weird family dreams? WTF?

I just searched the CWCki for this filename and found [cwc]Jackie_E-mails_15[/cwc].

OPL said:
That is a pastel drawing I drew in High School of a likely future for me; me and my future wife (physical appearance to actual future not necessarily applicable) and our child watching television. That's on the right half of the drawing; on the left half I'm working at a job on an assembly line.

So Mitchell Baker wasn't necessarily a sweetheart candidate back then despite the drawing. For a moment I honestly wondered why his hair color was different at work before I realized it was probably supposed to be a hard hat.

Thanks! Nice bit of research there. It's a pity "Jackie" didn't ask him to elaborate about the broom and dust pan, and the word 'autism' written on the floor. I wonder if it predates the Crystal Weston Chandler dreams he keeps sperging on about. Ah well, just another mystery of the tangled autistic mind that is Chris-Cha­n.
 
BillRiley said:
Ran across this early drawing in Ch­ris-Chan's scrapbook some time ago:

bzswp.jpg

It's labled "CWCsPossibleFuture." Anyone know the story behind this? The right side is pretty straightforward - it looks like Chris and his future wife watching tv with some little clone Chris on floor. The middle is pretty cryptic - what looks to be an unused broom and dustpan above the word 'autism' written on the floor. The left side - I just don't know. Some kind of factory conveyor belt for pokeballs? Could the whole thing be a depiction of one of his weird family dreams? WTF?
Oh god, matching green striped shirts? Was Chris planning to start an army of Steves from Blue Clues?
 
God said:
Soniclues, ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL.

"Ya gotta find a lightening bolt, that's the first clue! You zap it in your DS, cause they're who's clues? Soniclues!" :medallion:
 
Alright...um...hokay boys and girls! It's time to take out..er...out our handy-dandy...

ATTRACTION SIGN!!
 
Hexbox said:
Alright...um...hokay boys and girls! It's time to take out..er...out our handy-dandy...

ATTRACTION SIGN!!
I'm surprised Chris never made one of those big, old-timey sandwich boards like in the Three Stooges.

"Fun and Flirty Man Zone"
"Admission costs 1 Kiss"
 

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Rio said:
On the subject of little things, I always laugh at how, in this video and I think a few other videos, he dispells rumours without really giving any context, so to anyone watching this video, Chris just kinda randomly explains that he does not in fact use his own jizz or animals as shower products, which always makes me laugh.
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Ooooh, I love that one! :lol:

Specially how it came just out of nowhere...he probably picked some random youtube comment that nobody noticed anyways and just took the effort to dispell it...

Like when he stated that he doesnt "piddle" his cats (Altough your example is much better)

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Male said:
BillRiley said:
Ran across this early drawing in Ch­ris-Chan's scrapbook some time ago:

bzswp.jpg

It's labled "CWCsPossibleFuture." Anyone know the story behind this? The right side is pretty straightforward - it looks like Chris and his future wife watching tv with some little clone Chris on floor. The middle is pretty cryptic - what looks to be an unused broom and dustpan above the word 'autism' written on the floor. The left side - I just don't know. Some kind of factory conveyor belt for pokeballs? Could the whole thing be a depiction of one of his weird family dreams? WTF?
Oh god, matching green striped shirts? Was Chris planning to start an army of Steves from Blue Clues?


I'm sure his art teacher just loved Chris dragging his autism into all his assignments.

Before I read the reason behind his drawing, I thought the left side symbolized what he thought people thought his future was going to be, just working some agency hired job in a factory doing simple work, and sweeping.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Male said:
BillRiley said:
Ran across this early drawing in Ch­ris-Chan's scrapbook some time ago:

bzswp.jpg

It's labled "CWCsPossibleFuture." Anyone know the story behind this? The right side is pretty straightforward - it looks like Chris and his future wife watching tv with some little clone Chris on floor. The middle is pretty cryptic - what looks to be an unused broom and dustpan above the word 'autism' written on the floor. The left side - I just don't know. Some kind of factory conveyor belt for pokeballs? Could the whole thing be a depiction of one of his weird family dreams? WTF?
Oh god, matching green striped shirts? Was Chris planning to start an army of Steves from Blue Clues?


I'm sure his art teacher just loved Chris dragging his autism into all his assignments.

Before I read the reason behind his drawing, I thought the left side symbolized what he thought people thought his future was going to be, just working some agency hired job in a factory doing simple work, and sweeping.
Chris has very high aspirations in life... Most people would love to do some sort of job relating to things they really enjoy doing, or some sort of job that will net them a lot of money... Chris wants to work in a factory. (probably because that's Homer Simpson's job or something)
 
BillRiley said:
Ran across this early drawing in Ch­ris-Chan's scrapbook some time ago:

bzswp.jpg


It's labled "CWCsPossibleFuture."

That is a pastel drawing I drew in High School of a likely future for me; me and my future wife (physical appearance to actual future not necessarily applicable) and our child watching television. That's on the right half of the drawing; on the left half I'm working at a job on an assembly line. (courtesy GroundUpSweetheart)

Okay, now, this right here is a perfect example of a piece of evidence that could've been submitted to Child Protective Services that Chris was not getting the proper intellectual exercise he needed. You notice anything familiar about this drawing? Well, if you lived in the (admittedly varying) Chandler household for 17 (more or less) years, you would have.

What are we looking at here? Chris's vision of his future. On one side, he's working at a factory. But not just any factory! He's not making cars or furniture or computers, oh no. Chris is working at a pokemon factory. Then, on the other side, we have a senior Chandler, sitting with Mrs. Chandler, while little Chris Jr. - a boy dressed exactly like his father - lays in front of the TV that they're all watching.

What's so wrong about this? What about this is so indicative of the severe lack of mental training CWC was desperately in need of? Well, Chris saw himself working at a pokemon factory because he was a pokemon nut at the time. Other students may have drawn themselves working at an office, in front of a computer, working construction, or whatever. Just like with How the Pokemon Came Into Our Pokeballs, Chris has done absolutely nothing to think outside of his immediate experience and desires. Even his family life is pictured as the exact same as it was when he was in high school. The guy truly had the brain of a child, even when he desperately needed to gear up for adulthood.
 
(probably because that's Homer Simpson's job or something)

Naaah, Homer has a way more important job than that, working in a Nuclear power plant.

Oh dear lord, that IS a pokemon factory. I thought it was just boxes with red tops!
 
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