The Lolcast - your first (and only, if you know what's good for you) stop for lolcow mocking.

[Olhelm]

Yo, so we doing this? Is there a schedule?

 

[ON 190]

Well, you guys asked for it. I was just going to scam you, but I found the free time to do it...

The Lolcast Episode 0, in which @Frank Rizzo and I give you sexy, sexy Kiwis the rundown. The game plan. The other metaphor.

The episode on Tindeck.
The Lolcast mixcloud.

I'll be putting this in the OP, as well.

ENJOY, OR ELSE.

 

[chimpburgers]

Well, you guys asked for it. I was just going to scam you, but I found the free time to do it...

The Lolcast Episode 0, in which @Frank Rizzo and I give you sexy, sexy Kiwis the rundown. The game plan. The other metaphor.

The episode on Tindeck.
The Lolcast mixcloud.

I'll be putting this in the OP, as well.

ENJOY, OR ELSE.

You bet as fuck I will. I'll update this post with what I think when I get done.

 

[bradsternum]

Deeker should be the Halloween special because the horror, the horror.

 

[voiceguy]

Additional lolcows:

• ADF
• Woggle
• Vade/Tumblr
• Maybe Nick Bate
• moleman9000
• 72 hours of us trying to figure out just what the hell Oren is saying.
• umad
• Maybe Rika

Eventual Guesters:
@TheIceCreamMan, @SATC Vortex, @Meowthkip, @Ziltoid, @Wolfenmaus, @Adamska, @Hunger Mythos, @TM Ambrose, @Ass Manager 3000, @Chuggernaut, @WanderingVagabond, @Rammspieler, @NobleGreyHorse, @Silvana

If you are going to do Woggle, you should add me to your guest list since I work with her on a regular basis. In fact, I am the voice of Woggle.

 

[ON 190]

If you are going to do Woggle, you should add me to your guest list since I work with her on a regular basis. In fact, I am the voice of Woggle.

HOW DARE YOU TELL US WHAT TO DO.

(Added you to the list.)

 

[Linako 2.0]

I just realized this is a thing because Stratomsk was hyped about this.

Spoiler

If one day you want to discuss former lolcow, Sammy.
@Gazelle_Bro and I can be available.

I would cover ADF or SJWs but that would just be me a-logging

 

[ON 190]

I just realized this is a thing because Stratomsk was hyped about this.

Spoiler

If one day you want to discuss former lolcow, Sammy.
@Gazelle_Bro and I can be available.

I would cover ADF or SJWs but that would just be me a-logging

Well, we're not really considering ourselves part of the Farms, we just get material from the forums if we need to.

So A-Log away!

 

[EI 903]

Well, we're not really considering ourselves part of the Farms, we just get material from the forums if we need to.

So A-Log away!

 

[ON 190]

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Little-known fact is that Frank and I were wearing those hats when we recorded.

Also, is anyone interested in the "uncut" version of this, just for EXTRA FUN?!?! Hint: we talk about Paula Poundstone.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Well, we're not really considering ourselves part of the Farms, we just get material from the forums if we need to.

So A-Log away!

 

[chimpburgers]

Little-known fact is that Frank and I were wearing those hats when we recorded.

Also, is anyone interested in the "uncut" version of this, just for EXTRA FUN?!?! Hint: we talk about Paula Poundstone.

I'm interested. I already enjoyed what I heard man.

 

[ON 190]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ

what did I just watch

Okay, folks... the raw and uncut version of The Lolcast Episode 0.



(Next time I'll cut it down to only the highlights.)

 

[The Knife]

@flossman I am up for literary analysis and hyperbolic expressions of hostility if you're ever looking for that in a guest.

 

[ON 190]

hyperbolic expressions of hostility

Oh, trust me, I have a list of horrible rants I can get into.

By the way, if you guys have mixcloud accounts... favorite us! Please! Or else Frank will literally give me chlamydia.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Let me preface this by saying I haven't actually had a chance to listen to this yet due to a dearth of headphones/speakers.

Would you like a theme song? I can do an original song or a remake of any song sufficiently popular that someone good at sequencing has done a MIDI of it. Anything that charted in the last 25 years in the US, sort of thing. It can have samples of lolcows, or of you guys. Or not.

Maybe you have a song, or you think I'm an irredeemable hack at music. It's cool. Let me know, or don't.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Maybe you have a song, or you think I'm an irredeemable hack at music. It's cool

What would make you think that, you punk ass son of a bitch?

 

[Golly]

Hey guys! I'm so glad you're making this podcast! It's so hard to keep track of cast of lolcows we've acquired over the years, especially Church and Marjan. If I could give a note on the 0th episode: if the point of this podcast is to keep tabs on everyone, then "I haven't kept updated/I haven't read this/I haven't seen that" shouldn't be phrases you ever use. That said, I'm looking forward to what you have in store for episode 1.

 

[Arkangel]

I'd love to be a guest on your show in the future, but I only have weekends off from work and school. I hope we can work something out.

 

[ON 190]

If I could give a note on the 0th episode: if the point of this podcast is to keep tabs on everyone, then "I haven't kept updated/I haven't read this/I haven't seen that" shouldn't be phrases you ever use.

This is good advice! I mean it. We wanted to try a different format, so we're still getting into the swing of it. I know that's a bit of an excuse, but every bit of feedback helps. Except feedback from @Hellblazer, @Saney, or @Frank Rizzo.