The Lolcountry thread/poll. - Lets debate and vote on which country is the most cringey and deserving of being labeled as the first Lolcountry.

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Which country is the most Lolcowish?

  • India: Worships anything, rapists and pedos, average IQ is 76, Shit in streets, everything is gross.

    Votes: 78 69.6%

  • USA: Full of retards who worship rich cunts, Birthplace of Lolcows, fat AF, extremely autistic.

    Votes: 38 33.9%

  • Japan: Full of pedos, Crazy fucked economy, stuck in the past, Source of sonic, child obsessed.

    Votes: 11 9.8%

  • China: Eats everything, Insanely corrupt, steals everything, buildings made of trash.

    Votes: 22 19.6%
  • Total voters
    112
USA is the most lolcowish country. We have the most, and we have the funniest.

China, India, and Japan are all horrorcow countries.
 
You forgot Indonesia. Also, Japan being stuck in the past is based, not lolcow behaviour.
 
All Islam countries, Britbong, Baguette country, Karaboga and such.
Not to mention, 'murica got anally raped by 'Nam during the war, including Baguette country. ASEAN is the Chink version of the Balkans, and the Balkans are sigma niggers.

Vietnam, my home can occassionally count as a horrorcow country; but all is mitigated because they beat the living shit out of fat mutts, baguettes, chinks and the Khmer Rouge; but loses to hentai addiction, femdom, fermented shrimp pastes that could chase away a cowardly westoid, capital of fake animal rescue/restoration videos, eating dog meat, rural countrymen throwing trash everywhere in municipalities like HCM city, Hanoi; also still has retards pissing and painting graffiti on metal fences. Otherwise, it is a good country to tour, but mildly lolcowish.

Still waiting for Serbia to join the rice fields with us.
 
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WULULULULU said:
You forgot Indonesia. Also, Japan being stuck in the past is based, not lolcow behaviour.
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You realize they're flirting with total socio-economic collapse due to low birth rates and a rapidly aging working class because they're historically xenophobic and don't want to allow immigration and millennials there don't want to reproduce because traditional japanese society is toxic as fuck right? What's crazy about that is their conservative politicians want to close their borders to keep the young people from leaving as if that's going to fix anything so they've clearly learned nothing.

Many of their office buildings still use technology from the 80s because their boomer workforce is too dumb/stubborn to learn how to use anything made in the past 20 years and individual government issued IDs are a recent thing there as well which is crazy for a country that's supposed to be a tech juggernaut. The next 30 years will see a lot of significant changes in that country for sure because if they don't adapt to modernity reality will simply do what it does to anything else that doesn't adapt and kill it off.
 
The Backwards Man said:
This list sucks where is the canada option
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When you consider Canada's much lower population than the US and the huge amount of Canadian lolcows it absolutely has to be my nomination too.


Also sperging about Japan's birthrate is very 20 years ago. Its long term population collapse prospects are far less bad than China, South Korea, and some Eastern European states is.
 
It's the chinks. They eat dogs and have no souls. Also ricedicks have rice dicks and cry about the Superior White Man's Superior Large Penis. Also, the chinese language sounds like complete garbage and it sounds like Down Syndrome moans.
NaggotFigger said:
Vietnam, my home
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gook moment
 
The US for sure, we have the sheer variety. The Chinese and Indians have a couple things they're really good at and that's it, you can only watch them be eaten by lathes and trains so many times before it gets a little old.
 
India solely because I hate having to call a customer support number and some pajeet claiming his name is James or John picks up.
 
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