The Lolcountry thread/poll. - Lets debate and vote on which country is the most cringey and deserving of being labeled as the first Lolcountry.

[BadGoy1488]

Niger, because it looks like nigger and is full of them.

Japan ranges from a brutal warrior society, to making hello kitty (thanks chappelle), has a strange fixation with children, and was the only one to have their account nuked and the
anon-god-emperor doxed over their board raids.

I love America...most of the time, but let's be 100% honest, we're on our most behaved days in the top 5.

Marx may not have been Russian, but his nightmare came in the form of Russia, so I blame them for every tankie post to ever exist.

Germany is Idubbz, used to say kike and nigger, but now so cucked they'll jail you for it and just flagellate themselves....also literal nazi, thats bonus points.

India shits itself

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Sierra Leone, its full of niggers that do corrupt niggery things and wonder why their country is such a shithole.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

France, 'cause they be riotin' there all the time.

Also, it's full of niggers, muslims, gypsies, and the worst of all, fr*nch.

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

No mention of Brazil yet? Essentially self aware India with somewhat better sanitary conditions.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

Canada is the real answer, it has lots of top tier lolcows despite the low population. Keffals, Jerry Peet, Chantal, Yaniv, etc.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Malaysia, home of spergs and bootleg anime dvds

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Canada is the real answer, it has lots of top tier lolcows despite the low population. Keffals, Jerry Peet, Chantal, Yaniv, etc.

That's a good point, you need to evaluate countries on a per-capita basis. Same with US states, Virginia for example blows all others out of the water besides possibly California.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

France, 'cause they be riotin' there all the time.

No mention of surrendering meme?

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

I think there should be more options. Germany has long had a tendency to sperg out and start a big war that they usually lose a couple times a century. Britain once ruled half the world and is now a third-rate welfare state where their own capital isn't even a majority British. France gets rolled over by Germany in a matter of weeks, acts like they liberated themselves and still gives people attitude. Russia can put the first satellites, animals, and people into orbit, but can't build a city that doesn't become a depressing krokodil-ravaged shit hole. Korea is Christian Japan with megachurches, even more insane work hours, more suicide, run by a weird feminist cult, and produces meticulously choreographed pop music videos that white girls in America are inexplicably fond of. Poland is the butt of a million jokes, regularly gets bullied by their neighbors, and gets a bit sensitive about their relationship with the Jews.
America definitely takes the cake though for being fat, retarded, and thinking everything is about them.

China, India, and Japan are all horrorcow countries.

Came here to say this about China. I thought there were also separate "-cow" classifications for people with hygiene issues and pedophilia though, can't think of them off the top of my head though.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I personally vote for Turkmenistan- it's like a Muslim North Korea in many ways

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

All countries are capable of being nations of lolcows, but India will most certainly remain the biggest one of them all for the more obvious reasons. Street shitting, scam calleing, high levels of rape and sexual violence, low IQ, very spicy food to hide its poor quality. But some of the lesser talked about points that makes India this way would be things like having an industry dedicated to faking academic credentials so they can study abroad in Western Universities, the insane levels of Chauvinism among Hindu Indians on social media (especially Twitter/X), high levels of porn consumption resulted in entire generations with fetishes ranging from raceplay and cuckoldry to outright breeding and BNWO tier fetishes, finding a way to idolize and glorify Nazism and Adolf Hitler while having the same levels of Israel and Jew worship as the average boomer conservative, and having an inferiority complex.

Just browse through Twitter/X and see the amount of annoyance Indians bring out in people. They never seem capable of actually being able to argue or engage in a normal conversation that doesn't involve spamming porn, gore, or insults. So many Indians are unsurprisingly involved with Crypto/NFT scams and huge into AI image generation (which they often use and abuse).

Also funny to point out how they've been out for blood against Pewdiepie because of his battle with T-series (they blame him for normalizing Anti-Indian/Hindu sentiment), but yet they never seem to acknowledge Kitboga or the iFunny users rebelling against their new Indian jannies.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Malaysia, home of spergs and bootleg anime dvds

And severely autistic tvtropes users.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Turkey because it's home of the most violent A-Logs I've ever seen.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I always thought the idea a "civilized country" with cell phones and air travel where you would be put in jail for you, yourself being forcible raped by another man when trying to seek help from police is run by retards. Basically all of "sandniggerlandia" then you head south of the Sahara and it doesn't get much better.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Is there an actual lolcow of indian origin? I am not aware of any.

 

[CornBogFitz]

It’s objectively India. The trademark of a lolcow is someone who is overconfident and never learns from their mistakes. while every race has their shortcomings, every race but INDIANS has areas in which excel.

Kikes are funny
Niggers are fast
Gooks are smart
Spics can cook
Faggots dress sharp

What do pajeets have? no one has been on across from a Indian and been intimidated in all of human history. However they’re still proud to be Indian for whatever reason. It’s the most bizarre thing. no one is ever like, look at that Indian! They’re so tall/smart/cute/strong/fashionable/funny the best thing I can figure is similar to the great pacific garbage patch being caught in currents so all litter naturally gathers in one spot. India is like that for genetics.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

America is full of plastics, Japan worship, (((diversity))), artificial politics turning grown adults into tantrum throwing children, children are mutilated at birth for absolutely no reason, you can do literally nothing with your life other than be a wage slave, constant technology being forced down the public's throat that we have no use for, and we've nearly ruined Christianity over the past few decades. Indian has an excuse: it is composed by a population of near-retarded ciphers. We're way too smart to be as idiotic as we actually are.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

India is the Patrick Tomlinson of countries – its "people", if they can even be called that as they are quite far removed from anything human, have the uncanny ability to inspire hatred even in those who should, by all accounts, be on their side. Not only that, but they constantly virtue signal by showing their "support" (as if anyone needs it) for the infinitely more respectable small-hat tribe of Israel. Also, just like Patrick, they eat the vilest shit to ever be an insult to food, and cannot stop harassing women.
Also, if their population density is taken into consideration, India could be considered "fat", just like Pat.

 

[Gutpuke]

Burundi because it's poor

Give them this: They do have that badass serial killer crocodile motherfucker Gustave

 

[Annoying Orange]

I personally vote for Turkmenistan- it's like a Muslim North Korea in many ways

It was even funnier during Niyazov era.

Saparmurat Niyazov is the first name that popped into my mind.

-War orphan, mother died in earthquake, traumatic childhood.
-Wrote a book that contains his memories, Turkmen lore, dietary suggestions, Soviet bashing, boasting, wild promises, pep talk and his poems. Promised that everyone who reads it 3 times will go to heaven because he personally asked Allah to arrange it. Closed all libraries because people only need to read Quran and his book.
-Named towns, schools, airports, a meteorite and everything after himself. Named months after himself and his family members. Changed the word bread to his mothers name.
-Banned beard and long hair for young men.
-Banned men from listening to car radios.
-Banned makeup on television for men to not confused with women.
-Banned ballet, opera and circuses.
-Banned lip syncing and recorded music at public events.
-Banned smoking in all public places after he gave up smoking, after his heart surgery.
-Banned dogs in Ashgabat because they smell bad.
-Banned public benches in Ashgabat because walking is healthy.
-Fired 15,000 health workers and closed all hospitals outside of Ashgabat, forced every sick people in 480,000 km² country to visit city.
-Switched the Hippocratic Oath with his own.
-Banned gold teeth, recommended people chewing bones for strong teeth.
-Reduced secondary education by one year to dumb down the population to prevent dissent.
-Spent money coming from natural resources to stupid shit like artifical lakes in the middle of desert, ice rinks, mega mosques or twenty four karat gold statues of himself.
-Discontinued pensions of one-third of all country's elderly and reduced the remaining.