Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[Meat Target]

Like you know you're a fucking loser when dudes like Baked and Ralph are your only friends.

And Nick doesn't seem to realize that he's one misstep or corn joke away from being declared Ralph's sworn eternal enemy, after months or years of being BFFs.

 

[King Ethanol Liver Ralph]

Reminder that THIS is who Jim is going up against
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lmao look at the dork squad
If it was a movie, this would usually be the scene right before the bullies with the leather jackets show up on their motorcycles and beat the shit out of them or something

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Uprising? How is Ethan supposed to take part in an uprising when he can’t lift his fat ass off his gamer chair?

He has been holding in the mother of all sharts that will launch him into space.

 

[Full Race Replay]

These guys debating and hoping to decimate Metokur to stage the lolcow uprising is like somebody DDOSing quakenet to execute the anti-IRC uprising.

 

[Had]

Kiwifarms is literally a peanut gallery, Nick was right to just ignore it but I guess he need's more relevance because no one cares about him or his show anymore. He should really have tried to pull Gym over to his site and get that sweet cut of the superchat money. Instead he's just gonna end up looking like a loser when Gym pulls up the first page on him and take away any good will cozy had to begin with, sad.

 

[Not A. Yankee]

at this point , anybody in America Fags could be a fed or something of the likes .
i thought Baked was a a fed , and maybe even Gunt could be some sort of asset to any 3 letter agency.
what is the general public idea of this? am i to off the ball park to think this?

Baked and Gunt are informants at best. They're retarded and don't have any issue selling people out. Fuentes, as the leader of something that could almost sorta be called a political movement if you squinted, is likely a higher value asset to the three letter gang.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Reminder that THIS is who Jim is going up against
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Man, I have never seen a sadder group of nerds. These niggers need to be stuffed in a locker.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Somebody send these screenshots to Daddy Gym

 

[Not A. Yankee]

I wonder why Ralph is doing this. He was right in the middle of IBS for years, he saw people lose their careers over much less than what he is doing now. I know the answer is "He is retarded" but he got married, he is going to have another kid, is it really wise of him to risk it all? I chalked up his sperging after Portugal to stress but did he still not recover?

brain damage, pills, alcohol, and spite are one hell of a combo.

I put my bets on cozy being fucked within the year. If stream.me, new project 2 and ralphs archive site couldn't withstand a few spergs, I don't see how cozy can survive with its users pissing off so many people.

If it's some sort of fed honeypot to find vaguely right wing incels to watch/entrap, it'll be around for a while.

Ngl this feels like watching some shounen anime. I mean the foreshadowing this arc got by the recent events and the coverage of america first by the kino casino is a master class at story telling. Also its insane how reliable ralph is at doing some retarded shit every month and the drama channels covering his antics have an unreasonably high production value. Ralph is truly the best in the sector, whatever that sector is, and I hope this harvest will never end.

All good things must come to an end, but I hope the finale is this high energy as well.

Does this make Amanda Pantsu Party Morris the First Fiancée of the AF Lolcow uprising?
If there were any women in the AF sektur, they would gladly have sex with the KF GIs Joes in exchange for chocolate and cigarettes.

Don't put your dick in there, you have no idea where it's been.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

every time elements of this whole shitstorm gets featured I think that I'm going to finally figure out what the fuck is going on. And every time I have to tap out because it's all so goddamned autistic, nearly rivaling the weebwars thread(s). And gay- ironically or not, I'm not sure.

All I ever take away is that Ethan Ralph is short and fat.

 

[msd]

Reminder that THIS is who Jim is going up against
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Jesus Christ I remember trying to act this cool when I was 12 and had my first real suit.

Nick is just a sad manchild

 

[Jin101]

Wow he's actually right for once of his pathetic life. Where's the cat ears? Truly delusional

 

[Scavenger]

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LOLCOWS RISE UP

 

[Not A. Yankee]

We need Vee, Kraut and Sargon to come in and rep Europe in this.

I can't wait to see how Drachenlord gets dragged into this.

this. i posted the quote from UR on the nick thread somewhere, but AF would seriously benefit from reading moldbug's dissuasion against "right wing activism," as it ultimately achieves nothing and plays directly in the ADL's hand. unfortunately, as im sure we are all acutely aware, lolcows never listen to advice or make any effort to better themselves.

I'm not a big fan of Yarvin's doompilling, but I enjoyed Patchwork, even if he arrived at the conclusion he did from almost the opposite starting point as me. As fucked as the center is, I think there's still good work to be done at the local level. Fuentes definitely isn't the guy for that though, since it involves going outside and talking to real people.

The only time Fuentes was ever relevant was when he was sitting in his tiny office talking about how he hates women. The rest I don't even remember or can say.

Dunking on TPUSA was pretty funny, but all he really did was win a gold medal in the special olympics that is right wing grifting.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

every time elements of this whole shitstorm gets featured I think that I'm going to finally figure out what the fuck is going on. And every time I have to tap out because it's all so goddamned autistic, nearly rivaling the weebwars thread(s). And gay- ironically or not, I'm not sure.

All I ever take away is that Ethan Ralph is short and fat.

Short, Fat, Angry and Drugged up.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Nick has stacked the deck in his favor, having the shit take place on Cozy and undoubtably surrounded by his ballwashing groyper faggots. I have to agree with PPP, it's crazy to even bother with this debate but I'm guessing that Jim is counting on them acting like jackasses, then catching a boatload of shit on the backend. Metokur won't lose a single fan, people that watch Jim's shit know what the deal is and don't have some retarded tough guy larp like Ralph's supporters or victim complexes like the delusional psuedo-SJWs that comprise the groypers. Jim's fanbase is mostly shitposters and trolls that reminisce on the good old days when right-wing didn't mean gay catboys and degenerate drug addict felons.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Wow he's actually right for once of his pathetic life. Where's the cat ears? Truly delusional
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Bold move by Dalton there publicly announcing he's going to start drugging and raping girls. You never wanna go full Ralphamale.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Bold move by Dalton there publicly announcing he's going to start drugging and raping girls. You never wanna go full Ralphamale.

This is bold, that was imbececillic.

 

[Not A. Yankee]

Concerning news from the Ukranian front as Chechen units have been seen at the front close to mariupol wearing hats with 4 stars on them.

Meanwhile the pentagon has sent a shipment of dragon dildos and cat ears to the azovites stuck in the steel mill.

I heard than the trannies stole the dragon dildos after their glass dilators broke. Good to know that they're still holding out in Mariupol.

Especially when Little Nicky's fucking MOTHER has cancer. I don't think Jim is willing to go below the belt, and he's really lucky for that. Because there is a LOT to be said about it.

"Below the belt" for Jim seems to be going after people's uninvolved loved ones. Everything else is on the table, from Gunt's crossed eyes to Fuentes being a manlet and Baked being retarded gutter trash.

Uprising? How is Ethan supposed to take part in an uprising when he can’t lift his fat ass off his gamer chair?

I hope someone in AF is forklift certified, but that's asking a bit much from unemployed teenagers and drunk wiggers.

"They were all prots anyway"

And their daughters would probably have grown up to fuck niggers. If some black guy in Waukesha can get a pass because of that, so can Fuentes.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Nick has stacked the deck in his favor, having the shit take place on Cozy and undoubtably surrounded by his ballwashing groyper faggots. I have to agree with PPP, it's crazy to even bother with this debate but I'm guessing that Jim is counting on them acting like jackasses, then catching a boatload of shit on the backend. Metokur won't lose a single fan, people that watch Jim's shit know what the deal is and don't have some retarded tough guy larp like Ralph's supporters or victim complexes like the delusional psuedo-SJWs that comprise the groypers. Jim's fanbase is mostly shitposters and trolls that reminisce on the good old days when right-wing didn't mean gay catboys and degenerate drug addict felons.

The sad thing is even with all that stacked against him, Jim's probably going to still easily felt them.