The lonely clown

[Holdek]

Well, Chris did have Megan as a friend, until he ruined it.

And The Wallflower. And Kim. And Magic Potion Man. Also the rest of the crew who took him on his big night out, whoever they may be. And that Joshua guy, but that's really stretching it.

The wallflower wasn't a strong friend. I don't know, I'd be kind of iffy about her. I don't remember much about Kim, so I don't know. We don't know know anything about the magic potion man, so, I also don't know about him. We don't know the details about his big night out, either.

I think Joshua Martinez was Chris' friend for awhile. Not really a good friend, mind you, but still a friend. Their relationship was a lot better earlier on. By the time the game place and the trolls got big, their relationship started getting very uneven. He essentially became a troll.

J Mart was my favorite troll.

 

[The Joker]

The wallflower in her e-mails makes it seem like she hung out with Chris because he latched himself onto her at a YOUNG ADULT social group, when he was in his late twenties, because she let sorry for him. His obsession with her became creepy when he decided that she would make his virginity so that he would not have to pay 100$ for a hooker.

Actually...

-*$100 Pocketed for the plans on the hooker/prostitute to give me my first intercourse on my birthday, as previously mentioned.* (This may or may not happen, depending on how the woman I am dating, talking and hanging out with feels about possible intercourse before or on my birthday. If I can swing it, it would make me feel a lot better.)
-About $40 on the date I had with her Wednesday the 3rd; It could not have gone better. We both had a good time, and I held her hand for over a minute.

And that was before the fallout.
It's pretty telling how he imagines himself dating her but still somehow feels he needs to get a prostitute for his birthday because she isn't quick enough to jump into bed with him.

They could have just gone to Olive Garden for dinner after church and Chris, being Chris , immediately thought that was a date. Her holding his hand could have been her just being friendly but again, , thinks that it means she is to him, they will have da sex, get married, have baby Crystal, she will get a high paying job while he is a house-husband, and life is all taken care of. Until a cartoon character from "Rocket Power" steals her.

 

[MysticMisty]

I think Chris thinks that just about any time spent with a woman somewhere counts as a date. And because of the Third Date, sex is inevitable and basically promised as soon as the First Date occurs.

As it were, the end of the friendship with The Wallflower was inevitable if Chris was serious about asking her for sex by his birthday. Let's just hope he never had the opportunity to draw porn of her before she cut down all ties.

 

[The Dude]

I think Chris thinks that just about any time spent with a woman somewhere counts as a date. And because of the Third Date, sex is inevitable and basically promised as soon as the First Date occurs.

As it were, the end of the friendship with The Wallflower was inevitable if Chris was serious about asking her for sex by his birthday. Let's just hope he never had the opportunity to draw porn of her before she cut down all ties.

Knowing Chris...he did. He said he had a whole folder full of stuff he made for/about prospective girlfriends. A "binder of shame" if you will, though Chris feels no shame.

 

[Lady Houligan]

I know this isn't entirely on topic but this thread got this song stuck in my head:
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[Holdek]

I think Chris thinks that just about any time spent with a woman somewhere counts as a date. And because of the Third Date, sex is inevitable and basically promised as soon as the First Date occurs.

As it were, the end of the friendship with The Wallflower was inevitable if Chris was serious about asking her for sex by his birthday. Let's just hope he never had the opportunity to draw porn of her before she cut down all ties.

Knowing Chris...he did. He said he had a whole folder full of stuff he made for/about prospective girlfriends. A "binder of shame" if you will, though Chris feels no shame.

"A whole binder full of women."

 

[dangerousanalysis]

I have learned the best term to describe me, Tomgirl. Yes, I am a Tomgirl, and I am damn proud of it. I have embraced and appreciated my feminine side. I am still totally heterosexual. Otherwise, I would be a full-blown you-know-what. I also have had my ears pierced with amythest studs (my birthstone) recently. I have been more self-confident, and I have a sweet sashay walk, hair and wink flirts, and I am greeting women left and right. Hello.

Why is the scene I imagine in my head something like this:

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Only a lot less awesome.

I think Chris thinks that just about any time spent with a woman somewhere counts as a date. And because of the Third Date, sex is inevitable and basically promised as soon as the First Date occurs.

As it were, the end of the friendship with The Wallflower was inevitable if Chris was serious about asking her for sex by his birthday. Let's just hope he never had the opportunity to draw porn of her before she cut down all ties.

Knowing Chris...he did. He said he had a whole folder full of stuff he made for/about prospective girlfriends. A "binder of shame" if you will, though Chris feels no shame.

"A whole binder full of women."