The Matrix Resurrections Thread - Woah

Is it worth seeing it in a theater or just stream it?

How angry will someone who liked the first one be after seeing it, factoring in a mild distance for woke shit.
 
The trailer was a straight meh. I'd imagine the movie is meh too. They are selling nostalgia obviously but it's only been 20 fucking years...Jesus...

I have rewatched the matrix a dozen times by now...mostly out of sheer boredom...nothing like rewatching classic perfection over and over again...
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
I also dislike when something that works best as something mysterious gets a shitty explanation (like the old woman fortune-teller that suddenly is part of the Matrix anti-chosen-one MacAfee protection suite).
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Fucking nerds, man. :stress:

It's the classic midichlorians mistake, and seems to be tied to something deep in the nerd psyche (Aspergers). The chain-smoking spoon lady was great as a little side character hinting at unseen depths to the world of The Matrix. She didn't need a backstory or anything like that.

But nerds can't leave the fun little details alone, which is a major reason why the Wachowski He-Shes ruined their own franchise, and why the stripes on Han Solo's pants got their own backstory :story:
 
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Salubrious said:
Maybe he read the script and noped the fuck out.
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They simply didnt ask him to do it
“I have not been invited. Maybe that will make me write another play. I wish them well. I hope it’s great,” Fishburne told the publication.
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Similar thing happened to Weaving. He got busy with some other project and instead of rescheduling they recast the part.
 
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Tookie said:
Fishburne is too good for this shit.
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You are technically correct, but Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss are both equally "too good for this shit." I'm gonna say it again though, Fishburne wasn't even asked to be in this. The weirdo troon siblings clearly just decided that a totally different black guy was just as good as Cowboy Curtis was.
 
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It does irritate me that some bloggers are saying this film is like The Last Jedi, and praising it for being like that. All it is doing is angering tons of people.

Plus, if the leaks are true, then it isn't exactly a very accurate point of comparison.
 
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