the merits of throwing quarters at the monkey to make him dance

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I'll say this every time it comes up. Currently the minimum Phil makes from people who think '$1 (or $2, $3, $5) isn't alot of money and you're a fagot for giving me shit about it' per year is an estimated $7K to $10K. If you are comfortable belonging to the group of people who are paying half of Phil's mortgage to try to force the joke and "trigger" him into a couple 5 minute tantrums per month that's up to you.

One of the conclusions from Phil's bankruptcy numbers is that almost no one was doing charge-backs.
I've personally gotten Phil to throw several tantrums just by @'ing him in chat when he starts looking for handholding. It's not hard, hell you could just get his ♿chat started talking about pizza or the World Cup and he will throw a fit for free :biggrin:
I remember that one it was one of the more memorable lash outside at the wheelchairs "I don't know what's going ahn guys nobodies interacting pahsitivly all you're doing is talking about Papa Johns".
 
Giving money to Phil is based. I regularly tip him $1000 because I support independent style sandwich shop owners.
 
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