The Mining Pit

[WW 635]

what @Null doesnt provide, however. are dickpicks, and i think he should.

He never does. All we ever get from @Null is a quality website that we all enjoy enough to visit daily with nothing else asked from us but a minor contribution that's not even required. Barely makes up for the lack of dick pics.

 

[Hiragana]

Last time the site had dick pics, didn't it go down because it was mistaken for a child's?

 

[Null]

Last time the site had dick pics, didn't it go down because it was mistaken for a child's?

No, I thought that was what happened but it was just Sam. Someone else took credit for it while he was trying to be stealthy still

 

[Aquinas]

He never does. All we ever get from @Null is a quality website that we all enjoy enough to visit daily with nothing else asked from us but a minor contribution that's not even required. Barely makes up for the lack of dick pics.

I dont care about that, i just want that sweet null hog

 

[AnOminous]

Well gosh, I certainly wouldn't want to intrude upon you. Just click the Kiwi logo in the bottom right until the green withers and dies and your culling of contribution to this site will be complete!

You should probably explain this a little more in the OP. That Kiwi logo has a green bar in it representing CPU use and if you click it, it changes that. Keep clicking it until it goes away, and it stops. Nice UI.

One thing, though, I can't seem to turn it back on if I want to.

 

[Null]

One thing, though, I can't seem to turn it back on if I want to.

Clicking it once it's greyed out doesn't start rising it again? What browser?

 

[AnOminous]

Clicking it once it's greyed out doesn't start rising it again? What browser?

Chrome. I just tried it in Vivaldi, and it works fine in that.

It also acted oddly in Chrome in other ways. It took clicking it a number of times to make it move and it moved by irregular increments.

With Vivaldi, the green increased in regular increments until it was all green, then went entirely white, and then started over again if you kept clicking it.

 

[Null]

Chrome. I just tried it in Vivaldi, and it works fine in that.

That's strange. I'm using Chrome and it's fine. Do you see any F12 console errors?

 

[RI 360]

Hahahahahaha how is browser conscription real Hahahah Nigga just log out of your account like Nigga just x the tab out hahahahah

 

[Null]

Hahahahahaha how is browser conscription real Hahahah Nigga just log out of your account like Nigga just x the tab out hahahahah

This is private property and anyone on this property mines Monero god damnit

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Do it, you fucking pussies.

 

[RI 360]

This is private property and anyone on this property mines Monero god damnit

No one is entitled to a service. It's a workable solution implemented transparently with instructions for opt out. I'm only not surprised by the malcontent bc I've witnessed a thread about an orange peel hit like twenty pages.

 

[Nien Nunb]

Drill my asshole CPU, daddy

 

[AnOminous]

That's strange. I'm using Chrome and it's fine. Do you see any F12 console errors?

Sorry, took a little while. The Chrome Javascript Console sucks.

posts:3476 Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'getThrottle' of undefined
    at posts:3476
    at posts:3477
(anonymous) @ posts:3476
(anonymous) @ posts:3477
functions.min.js?_v=4067ba24_1.5.12.0_1:4 XenForo.activate(#document)
functions.min.js?_v=4067ba24_1.5.12.0_1:4 XenForo.activate(e.fn.init(1))
xenforo.js?_v=4067ba24:157 XenForo.init() 188ms. jQuery 1.11.0/1.2.8-dev
functions.min.js?_v=4067ba24_1.5.12.0_1:4 XenForo.activate(e.fn.init(1))
posts:3422 Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'isRunning' of undefined
    at HTMLDivElement.<anonymous> (posts:3422)
    at HTMLDivElement.dispatch (jquery-1.11.0.min.js:3)
    at HTMLDivElement.r.handle (jquery-1.11.0.min.js:3)
(anonymous) @ posts:3422
dispatch @ jquery-1.11.0.min.js:3
r.handle @ jquery-1.11.0.min.js:3
posts:3422 Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'isRunning' of undefined
    at HTMLDivElement.<anonymous> (posts:3422)
    at HTMLDivElement.dispatch (jquery-1.11.0.min.js:3)
    at HTMLDivElement.r.handle (jquery-1.11.0.min.js:3)
(anonymous) @ posts:3422
dispatch @ jquery-1.11.0.min.js:3
r.handle @ jquery-1.11.0.min.js:3

This is the red stuff.

Each of those two blocks of red represents the error that gets logged on a push on the button.

Also two more errors on a page refresh.

The first is irrelevant and because Google Analytics doesn't like my IP address.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

No one is entitled to a service. It's a workable solution implemented transparently with instructions for opt out. I'm only not surprised by the malcontent bc I've witnessed a thread about an orange peel hit like twenty pages.

Alright look, folks, we're gonna talk some real shit here:
I've been doing dumb internet bullshit a long time. Most of you have too. We've seen communities like this rise and fall, and sites like this are a dying breed.
We are lucky enough to have an admin so stabwound-fucking-insane that he's willing to devote himself to dumb internet bullshit at nearly unlimited cost to himself, while still managing to not turn this into his personal army. That's a rarer breed than you'd think.
As he said, he's gotta live. We will not find another admin with both the technical competency and the psychological disturbance needed to run this shitshow. Much love to Null, but anyone else would've just bowed and scraped to Sam months ago, assuming they didn't just hit "fuck this" and leave.

So let's say we fuck this up. As Null said, we get a new admin and it either turns into a bunch of PA shit or that limey fuck gets what he wants to leave us alone and we are cucked by literally the most pathetic human being to ever live. Either way, the site will suffer. But hey, no big right? You can jump ship, go elsewhere for your internet shithead content. Let's examine your options:
You can go to EDF, where you can listen to fucking LikeICare jerk himself off in every fucking post. You thought he was a smarmy, self-righteous cunt when he was here? Try being somewhere he has power.
You can go to SA, where you will swiftly learn why the goons fucked off from SA.
You can go to 4chan, where you will swiftly learn the meaning of the phrase "eternal summer", and get to be on a site that, last I heard, is run by an international criminal accused of shady data shit.
You could also go to 8chan. 8chan's fun, right? Except you think Kiwi runs like shit mining bitcoin. The only thing on 8chan more crippled than Hotwheels is the servers. Enjoy being taken down constantly, threads that take months to see any content, a load speed usually associated with dial-up internet, and a userbase so far up its own ass it qualifies as a contortionist act.

Suck it up, fork over some of your precious processing power, and keep this thing going.
Swear to god, I've never seen such whining over nothing.

 

[Null]

Suck it up, fork over some of your precious processing power, and keep this thing going.
Swear to god, I've never seen such whining over nothing.

The reaction is a lot more positive than I expected and I'm actually really pleased. There's always people concerned about me wanting money from them but that's a universal constant of Internet communities; people don't like to admit there is a tangible cost.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

So if i donate more cpu and decide i had enough can i stop?

 

[CWCchange]

If you're running an AdBlocker, chances are you're blocking the miner. That's fine. I won't hold it against you.

Good.

 

[Null]

Sorry, took a little while. The Chrome Javascript Console sucks.

That's strange. I've made a change where it doesn't attempt to reconfigure the miner if the miner doesn't exist.

 

[Null]

So if i donate more cpu and decide i had enough can i stop?

Just click the circle until it bottoms out to full grey again and refresh all your KF tabs to make sure it sticks.