The name above you is the next president. How's that going for you?

[Toji Suzuhara]

Felines are quick, witty, and not to be messed around. He's got my vote

 

[Londo]

Here we are again, the cycle of Cat ears and Londo. They really did run out of other people to run, eh?

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

You will have all the power and no choices. Nothing changes for me.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

Know nothing about him, therefore, voter's apathy

 

[Whatevermancer]

KiwiFarms is now illegal. On the other hand, there's a pretty high chance that the president will kill himself pretty soon.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Our culture is strengthened through our traditions!

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Military dictatorship, WW2 era vintage tank ownership becomes mandatory. I approve.

 

[Medic]

Everyone will be required to be MtF or FtM. America will forever be in turmoil over this by the white house being raided by proud boys.

 

[Pagan Min]

Well, at least our medical situations will be taken care of... Not sure about the rest of things, but ya gotta take what ya can!

 

[DickMain]

My first act as supreme leader will be to dissolve the Federal Reserve and institute the Bison Dollar. There is no room for pathetic despots in Bisonopolis. Pax Bisonica.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Destroying 3rd world countries villages by himself would be just a normal Tuesday. At least that means our tax dollars is being put to good use.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

Probably put in severe boarder patrol/closing it down, period so we can all game in peace. Which I like tbh

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Still more ethical than the average career politician

 

[独人13]

Shinzo Abe would be proud.

 

[Yukako]

I would never say anything wrong about our new chinese overlord.

 

[Medic]

Well the giant Washington monument would be like a giant bone cross. Then men in white bedsheets and pointy hats would burn it.

 

[kickingstones]

We've become a nation of nearsighted inbreds, and it's never been so good.

 

[Pagan Min]

The next four years will be filled with actual joy and laughter! Get ready for your sides to reach orbit, fellow Americans!

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

State mandated twink-BFs. I am NOT looking forward to that.

 

[Eschaton Aggravate]

I for one, welcome our new Aryan part-time Kaiser Overlord, as long as it comes with vainglory, machiavellian shenanigans, a lot of drama, and possibly a few massacres.