The next saga predictions

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Stratochu said:
I have experience with insanity defenses, my younger brother is in the Oregon State Hospital with 55 years under the Psychiatric Security Review Board, and I moved to Oregon in part to be closer to him, I was pretty involved with his trial, if anyone wants to know how insanity defenses work, PM me or request that I post redacted and online-sourced details to the forums.
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I thought that in the end it all boils down to something pretty simple. Did the defendant know the difference between right and wrong at the time? And it isn't that hard to decide legal insanity. I mean, if the defendant made any effort to cover his/her tracks then they were aware that what they were doing was illegal. If they claim the devil is talking to them. They know he's evil. etc.

If the defendant has covered himself in tinfoil and axel grease and is walking through the crime scene like nothing happened... Probably legally insane.
 
Makes another raid on Snyder's store, gets arrested, gets sent to prison, becomes Bubba's bitch.

The end.
 
Ryan Rash said:
Makes another raid on Snyder's store, gets arrested, gets sent to prison, becomes Bubba's bitch.

The end.
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I do think he'll return to the Game Place. Actually, I picture him sitting in his car in front of the store just staring at it and fuming.
 
I predict the "Everything's Terrible" Saga. It's a very quiet saga involving his life slowly getting worse and worse. The wheels of life move slowly and will grind his life as he knows it into a fine powder until one day a light wind comes along and he's exposed to real life.

This saga has already started and even if there's little to no content we'll watch it to the end. (cue ominous music)
 
I see Chris's life the same way I see the lifespan of a star, a fat, autistic, pant-shitting, unlikable star. We saw Chris in his red giant stage with the Tomgirl stuff, it engulfed every other antic he did before in flames (And make up).

Chris's supernova (In my opinion) Was the Game Place incident, some sort of burst of energy that destroys everything in a gigantic radius, after that, we've seen Chris's content die out slowly and now, the only thing that remains is a dark, cold, lifeless iron husk... (:_(
 
Zim said:
I predict the "Everything's Terrible" Saga. It's a very quiet saga involving his life slowly getting worse and worse. The wheels of life move slowly and will grind his life as he knows it into a fine powder until one day a light wind comes along and he's exposed to real life.


This saga has already started and even if there's little to no content we'll watch it to the end. (cue ominous music)
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Very poetic and melancholy.

I wonder if Chris will regard the completion of his probation as a kind of watershed, an excuse to assert more independence from Barb which would mean more privacy and "alone time".
 
cubesandcubes said:
I wonder if Chris will regard the completion of his probation as a kind of watershed, an excuse to assert more independence from Barb which would mean more privacy and "alone time".
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Nah, Chris will barely notice it. Plus he wouldn't connect the event with his relationship with Barb.
 
Marvin said:
You could, theoretically, have another saga if you sent a girl to meet Chris IRL. Otherwise, nah, there aren't going to be anymore sagas. And no, Chris wasn't going to make that video.
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Marvin

Marvin pls :cry:
 
teheviltwin said:
Stratochu said:
I have experience with insanity defenses, my younger brother is in the Oregon State Hospital with 55 years under the Psychiatric Security Review Board, and I moved to Oregon in part to be closer to him, I was pretty involved with his trial, if anyone wants to know how insanity defenses work, PM me or request that I post redacted and online-sourced details to the forums.
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I thought that in the end it all boils down to something pretty simple. Did the defendant know the difference between right and wrong at the time? And it isn't that hard to decide legal insanity. I mean, if the defendant made any effort to cover his/her tracks then they were aware that what they were doing was illegal. If they claim the devil is talking to them. They know he's evil. etc.

If the defendant has covered himself in tinfoil and axel grease and is walking through the crime scene like nothing happened... Probably legally insane.
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"The devil made me do it" doesn't work, no matter what Hollywood says. Serial killers rarely get the insanity plea. A crossdresser running over a guy he has a long standing grudge against? That he already put in hospital? Chris has run from the cops, every time. He isn't getting insanity.
 
Scarfies said:
teheviltwin said:
Stratochu said:
I have experience with insanity defenses, my younger brother is in the Oregon State Hospital with 55 years under the Psychiatric Security Review Board, and I moved to Oregon in part to be closer to him, I was pretty involved with his trial, if anyone wants to know how insanity defenses work, PM me or request that I post redacted and online-sourced details to the forums.
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I thought that in the end it all boils down to something pretty simple. Did the defendant know the difference between right and wrong at the time? And it isn't that hard to decide legal insanity. I mean, if the defendant made any effort to cover his/her tracks then they were aware that what they were doing was illegal. If they claim the devil is talking to them. They know he's evil. etc.

If the defendant has covered himself in tinfoil and axel grease and is walking through the crime scene like nothing happened... Probably legally insane.
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"The devil made me do it" doesn't work, no matter what Hollywood says. Serial killers rarely get the insanity plea. A crossdresser running over a guy he has a long standing grudge against? That he already put in hospital? Chris has run from the cops, every time. He isn't getting insanity.
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That was my point. Chris might be clinically insane as his mental health issues impact on him being able to have a normal life but he will never be considered legally insane as a defense.
 
The Hobo Saga (2014-2018)

After Barb's death, Chris's situation deteriorated as he lost his home and Rocky moved away. Based on the occasional troll video which surfaced during this time, his remaining years were spent loitering outside Charlottesville Fashion Square, mumbling about Sonichu abandoning him, and sleeping rough on a pile of cardboard boxes. Ironically, this was actually more hygienic than his prior living arrangements. Arrests were sporadic during this time, and according to the Virginia Court's archives, he was cautioned several times for stealing women's clothes. He died of hypothermia during the particularly bitter winter of 2017-18, his frozen body still clutching the Sonichu medallion he had worn since childhood.

Edit: if this actually happened I would be incredibly depressed
 
Kindness Coin said:
Edit: if this actually happened I would be incredibly depressed
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Sure Chris is a nasty person but aside from some hardcode A-loggers I don't think most of us actually want to see Chris dead. If nothing else it'd be a permanent end to da updates.
 
Chris and Barb open up an Incest Porn site, and then the trolls find out...
 
I think the next saga will be about Barbs death and the trolls. I think he may blame the trolls for her poor health but it could go either way he might drop completely off the internet I think when she dies Rocky will just figure away to put him in a group home or he will find apartment somewhere if he gets over 450 a month and 300 dollars in food stamps he could do it most of my family gets food stamps and stuff and make it just fine by themselves and they are batshit crazy.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
Chris and Barb open up an Incest Porn site, and then the trolls find out...
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thats fucking disgusting

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I don't think there's going to be another saga unless a troll actually manages to get through to him.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
Chris and Barb open up an Incest Porn site, and then the trolls find out...
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There is good reason why they are poor
 
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