The next saga predictions

[The Dude]

I think Chris has some potential for another saga or two, but it would take a level of dedication that no other troll has achieved. I say this because it would require said troll interacting with OPL in person, not on the internet. So while it is POSSIBLE the logistics of it make the scenario unrealistic.

 

[teheviltwin]

I want to see the Escape From Blarb Saga starring Chris Plisken.

 

[The Dude]

I want to see the Escape From Blarb Saga starring Chris Plisken.

"Hmmm mnyeah, ca-call me "Chris-chan Sonichu."

 

[teheviltwin]

I want to see the Escape From Blarb Saga starring Chris Plisken.

"Hmmm mnyeah, ca-call me "Our Pet Lolcow Sonichu."

"S-sad story. You got an orange fanta?"

 

[The Dude]

I want to see the Escape From Blarb Saga starring Chris Plisken.

"Hmmm mnyeah, ca-call me "Our Pet Lolcow Sonichu."

"S-sad story, got an orange fanta?"

"I drank all da Orange flavored Fanta with my com-hmm...with my recycling so I do not have any to give you as such."

 

[teheviltwin]

I am a little concerned about the next saga being a horrendous news story regarding the violent death of Barb.

I know, I know. Chris is a pussy and all that jazz but it's the specific conditions that Blarb has put him in. Under certain circumstances even HFAs can turn into rampaging monsters.

For reading I suggest The Monster Inside My Son. It had been a while since I read it and with autism you do get a lot of the "speshul snowflake" bullshit community going on mass damage control.

This quote in particular:

This was isolation, frustration, hormonal surges, poor impulse control and hopelessness. It was adult autism, the psychiatrist told me: one awful direction it can take.

OPL is more isolated and more hopeless than ever.

EDIT: I forgot there might be a link with excess testosterone in the autistic brain... No fear of that with pronounced gynecomastia.

 

[fridgesrants]

I think Chris still has one last big saga left in him. At some point after Chris is off probation he is going to come back on Youtube to complain about life. I could also see him falling for another troll like Kacey because he is so lonely. Also I think at some point he will continue the Sonichu comics as propaganda to bring down the Game Place and Megan.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I don't think Chris is ever really capable of snapping to the point where he would want to kill someone (despite his threats) because we know he does not act on his threats in real life, he is too much of a coward to do so. Anytime he's ever been in trouble, it's been more passive instead of aggressive, like running away from the mall security after he was distributing these flyers against the Game Place, or ignoring the people who told him to rotate his chair instead of telling them off. He also tried to run away from Snyder during the Oct 28 2011 incident. As annoying as he is, I don't think Chris could ever be a real threat to anyone, at least not purposely.

The thing with Barb at home, though, could turn out any way. Chris is more isolated than ever before, and while I don't think he would lash out like in 'The Monster Inside My Son', I think that if his current living situation goes on long enough, he might lash out in some way, maybe smothering his mother with a pillow. This is just speculation, though.

 

[teheviltwin]

Oh no not immediately... It's when they get completely withdrawn and stop communicating.

My concern is more that being a 31 year old man have to share a room with his over bearing mother might push him into that depressive state.

 

[Marvin]

I think Chris still has one last big saga left in him. At some point after Chris is off probation he is going to come back on Youtube to complain about life. I could also see him falling for another troll like Kacey because he is so lonely. Also I think at some point he will continue the Sonichu comics as propaganda to bring down the Game Place and Megan.

Nah, he knows better than to make videos. He could fall for another troll, but only if he meets them IRL. He's kinda given up on the game place, but he could make more sonichu comics for other reasons.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He's kinda given up on the game place

Although he'll never give up on hating Michael Snyder.

 

[BigBoss]

He's kinda given up on the game place

Although he'll never give up on hating Michael Snyder.

Of course not. He gives up on places that have banned him, but he never gives up on names. He holds very selective grudges based on whomever he's scapegoating and shrugging his problems off onto.

 

[Hasharin]

He's kinda given up on the game place

Although he'll never give up on hating Michael Snyder.

Of course not. He gives up on places that have banned him, but he never gives up on names. He holds very selective grudges based on whomever he's scapegoating and shrugging his problems off onto.

He basically never gives up on bitching.

 

[Blue Max]

Well, let's think about this.

We had the Tomgirl Saga; I guess that's ongoing to this day.
We had the Calling Out Saga that ended with Bob (and perhaps that lingered a little longer than the death of Bob, since "Jack Thaddeus" and "Alec Benson Leary" eventually made responses.) Chris hasn't made videos since.

Without the Facebook leak (kudos to Marvin and Anna for that) I'd have said that those were the most recent sagas, but I now think there was a "CWCki Forum Saga" that we couldn't fully observe at the time.

While the death of Barb would either liberate or lead to the downfall of CWC, I doubt this is months away; I think this is quite possibly over a year in the future.

If Facebook remains compromised (big if), and CWC decides to keep using it, we've got at least some direct contact with him. Will that lead to new variations of trolling? Anna has done a great deal of trolling on her own; I could easily see more trolls joining CWC's friendlist and creating a Facebook Saga.

CWC has basically invited people to annoy him on the Nintendo network; if that holds (and I'm unsure it will, but its at least possible), we could have a Nintendo Saga.

Otherwise, I think we're waiting on Chris to screw up in a big way. A breakdown between Barb and Chris could happen; Chris' annoyance of merchants could potentially go down badly, and so help OPL if he tries the Game Place when his probation runs out. Chris has already said some very unkind things to Rocky. Mostly his world is smaller and smaller, he's barely learned anything since trolling began, and his depression is unlikely to abate because he IS a failure. Hopes that he might someday be able to improve himself are probably in vain, but he might still TRY something.

That will probably go down in a pile of Flames.

I know "Death of Barb" is a big draw, but I'm going to say probably NOT the next saga. If we've got immediate contact, that may directly lead to the next saga.

 

[Marvin]

If Facebook remains compromised (big if), and CWC decides to keep using it, we've got at least some direct contact with him. Will that lead to new variations of trolling? Anna has done a great deal of trolling on her own; I could easily see more trolls joining CWC's friendlist and creating a Facebook Saga.

Well, we lost our in a bit ago. I'm pretty sure Chris is still using his facebook now. I don't see Chris adding more trolls to his facebook. His policies on who to add to his facebook have been pretty good. He fucked up recently in adding our collaborator, but I doubt he'd fuck up like that consistently. Only way you'll get into Chris' facebook in the future is by meeting Chris IRL.

 

[Stratochu]

I am a little concerned about the next saga being a horrendous news story regarding the violent death of Barb.

I know, I know. Chris is a pussy and all that jazz but it's the specific conditions that Blarb has put him in. Under certain circumstances even HFAs can turn into rampaging monsters.

For reading I suggest The Monster Inside My Son. It had been a while since I read it and with autism you do get a lot of the "speshul snowflake" bullshit community going on mass damage control.

This quote in particular:

This was isolation, frustration, hormonal surges, poor impulse control and hopelessness. It was adult autism, the psychiatrist told me: one awful direction it can take.

OPL is more isolated and more hopeless than ever.

EDIT: I forgot there might be a link with excess testosterone in the autistic brain... No fear of that with pronounced gynecomastia.

Look to http://tinyurl.com/henry-cozad He was very low functioning autistic, but reportedly mauled his dad's common-law wife to death. The Cozad house was broadly comparable to 14BC, it is a crude cabin with no siding on a hilltop in Coos Bay, Oregon, I'll leave it up to the rest of the commentariat to draw comparisons. The Cozad family car was reportedly a late 60s Chevy tow truck (seen in one photo of Cozad's father), which tells you what the family is like.

Also http://tinyurl.com/sky-walker-cwcki , similar case, but no rednecks or hoarding as with CWC and Henry Cozad.

Cozad and Walker are slow-in-de-minds, but they still show that there may be potential for Chris-chan to snap and kill Barb for a minor infraction like not getting to take the Cadillac to Charlottesville or Staunton to buy a new game or somesuch.

 

[teheviltwin]

I am a little concerned about the next saga being a horrendous news story regarding the violent death of Barb.

I know, I know. Chris is a pussy and all that jazz but it's the specific conditions that Blarb has put him in. Under certain circumstances even HFAs can turn into rampaging monsters.

For reading I suggest The Monster Inside My Son. It had been a while since I read it and with autism you do get a lot of the "speshul snowflake" bullshit community going on mass damage control.

This quote in particular:

This was isolation, frustration, hormonal surges, poor impulse control and hopelessness. It was adult autism, the psychiatrist told me: one awful direction it can take.

OPL is more isolated and more hopeless than ever.

EDIT: I forgot there might be a link with excess testosterone in the autistic brain... No fear of that with pronounced gynecomastia.

Look to http://tinyurl.com/henry-cozad He was very low functioning autistic, but reportedly mauled his dad's common-law wife to death. The Cozad house was broadly comparable to 14BC, it is a crude cabin with no siding on a hilltop in Coos Bay, Oregon, I'll leave it up to the rest of the commentariat to draw comparisons. The Cozad family car was reportedly a late 60s Chevy tow truck (seen in one photo of Cozad's father), which tells you what the family is like.

Also http://tinyurl.com/sky-walker-cwcki , similar case, but no rednecks or hoarding as with CWC and Henry Cozad.

Cozad and Walker are slow-in-de-minds, but they still show that there may be potential for Our Pet Lolcow to snap and kill Barb for a minor infraction like not getting to take the Cadillac to Charlottesville or Staunton to buy a new game or somesuch.

We'd see it coming a long way off though. It'd start with depression and withdrawing further from life and then the aggression would really start to show. It's not a sudden shift like a psychotic breakdown.

Because they are more isolated the lines between reality and fantasy become more blurred. The thing with Andrew Bauer is his Mother was full on "indigo Child" to the point where she thought Autism was an evolutionary necessity. Even though Andrew had a lot of specialist education as a child he was main-streamed in his teens during that important transition between being a child and a man. He didn't have the social skills to deal with the changes in himself and those around him. Fantasy worlds become a much more enjoyable option.

 

[Coffee Overdose]

I think Chris has one more great saga in him because of the recent Facebook posts. He seems to feel that he is being held back by Barb and once the leash is gone he might have more freedom (Whatever that might be), and as a result he might revert *SOMEWHAT* to his older ways. Not going on youtube because of Paranoia but I think he will try to get into certain places again, or he will end up getting into some form of trouble. I'm curious to what will unfold once he is released from her though?

I think once he is released he'll either try to move in with another family member (unlikely), be put in some sort of home (really unlikely), or Rocky will end up trying to hire a nurse for him or something along those lines (Most likely) The Post-Barb relocation though I think will be likely as he needs to find a place to live because I don't think his monthly tugboat will be able to pay it off.

 

[Marvin]

I think Chris has one more great saga in him because of the recent Facebook posts. He seems to feel that he is being held back by Barb and once the leash is gone he might have more freedom (Whatever that might be), and as a result he might revert *SOMEWHAT* to his older ways. Not going on youtube because of Paranoia but I think he will try to get into certain places again, or he will end up getting into some form of trouble. I'm curious to what will unfold once he is released from her though?

Nah, he's the one making the decisions about his internet behavior. Barb just keeps him from going places. And he's pretty solid about not going back to the game place or places where he's banned.

 

[GFYS]

I think he'll have another minor brush with the law, which will have harsher consequences but not prison. I suspect Chris will either be caught trespassing again, or he'll get in trouble for a misunderstanding (something like him using the ladies room too pee, but someone freaks out thinking he's stalking someone). I can see him being up a creek, not getting the same support as he did in Bell, with a public defender who just doesn't give a shit. Christard could get saddled with some kind of house arrest, strict probation, or some other mandatory therapy/punishment that he could screw up and potentially get in more trouble. It won't be the game-ender, but it will be a messy time, before he's able to retreat back under Barb's skirt. I think he'll hide from public view for a bit, before he slowly reverts back to sneaking out and misbehaing... Lather, rinse, repeat until he either gets serious prison time - or Barb dies and, shit goes crazy.

Here's another long shot possibility to at least consider... Barb has put a very short leash on Chris, and has him doing her bidding, right? Barb's got some issues, right? What if Barb starts getting crazier, and starts sending Chris off to do stranger things? I could see Chris in front of GetTar Region begging for change; I can see Chris poorly shoplifting from Goodwill; I can see Chris passive-aggressively (posting signs, knocking over their trashcan, giving the fucky finger, etc.) to the owner of Sheetz over the Q-sand incident; I can see Chris ritualistically urinating on every corner of their property to ward off the Salad Dressing Gnomes who keep stealing all of Barb's Blue Cheese dressing; all at the request of an increasingly-senile paranoid Barb. They're crazy improbabilities, but so was Chris making a video of him farting on a cake with a boner... and, well, KAWAII!!