The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Absolutego said:
I don't care who wins tomorrow, so long as the Bills/Bengals beat the Chiefs because I am so goddamn sick of them being in the AFC Championship.
They're the new Patriots but because they don't have the correspondingly offensive hardware no one cares.
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It would be nice to see this Bills team in the Super Bowl. I want to see if this franchise can finally win a super bowl or if they have a fifth failed super bowl
 
I want the Chiefs to keep winning because I like reading the salt about the chant every Sunday. The derriere devastation enriches my Sunday and reminds me just how soft r/nfl and twitter really is. I wanna hear that chop chant every fucking down so the reeee'ing about collinsworth's color commentary, Mahomes, and "being sick of the Chiefs winning" is the new seethe, cope, and dilate.

The win today caused some soyboy to unironically ask why the Chiefs team name hadn't been cancelled yet and you could tell it's because he was seething about the win.
 
Poop A Loop said:
I want the Chiefs to keep winning because I like reading the salt about the chant every Sunday. The derriere devastation enriches my Sunday and reminds me just how soft r/nfl and twitter really is. I wanna hear that chop chant every fucking down so the reeee'ing about collinsworth's color commentary, Mahomes, and "being sick of the Chiefs winning" is the new seethe, cope, and dilate.

The win today caused some soyboy to unironically ask why the Chiefs team name hadn't been cancelled yet and you could tell it's because he was seething about the win.
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I'm neutral on Mahomes and the Cheeseburger Eating Bastard, but if the Chiefs win I'd be ok with that because they got Jerrick McKinnon, who is a genuinely awesome dude. He has had some bad injury luck, so if he gets a ring, then good on him.
 
Zaryiu2 said:
So the Giants were frauds?
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Basically the entire NFC outside of the Niners and Eagles are massive frauds.
I don't even know who to root for in that conference's championship because I hate both of the most likely teams (let's be real, the Cowboys aren't making it)

And @Poop A Loop, for what it's worth none of my Chiefs hatred is rooted in sperging out about their team having Native American themes, its rooted in that Kermit motherfucker having the most gratingly awful audible tone ever and his team being coached by a walrus I've hated since the early 2000's because he constantly beats my team into a gross poultry-flavored smear.
 
Absolutego said:
Basically the entire NFC outside of the Niners and Eagles are massive frauds.
I don't even know who to root for in that conference's championship because I hate both of the most likely teams (let's be real, the Cowboys aren't making it)

And @Poop A Loop, for what it's worth none of my Chiefs hatred is rooted in sperging out about their team having Native American themes, its rooted in that Kermit motherfucker having the most gratingly awful audible tone ever and his team being coached by a walrus I've hated since the early 2000's because he constantly beats my team into a gross poultry-flavored smear.
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Sounds like your team might want to look into getting better
 
Zaryiu2 said:
Sounds like your team might want to look into getting better
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Yeah we're only the most consistently successful NFC team since realignment. The Iggles and bird teams in general are just our kryptonite
Actually wait, I thought you were a Seahawks fan from how you talked about the team?
 
Bucs don't seem to be in any hurry to find a new OC. Also the QB coach Brady was buddies with was forced into retirement.

My prediction is we get Arians at OC and we grab Carr. That'll be an interesting season.
 
std::string said:
Bucs don't seem to be in any hurry to find a new OC. Also the QB coach Brady was buddies with was forced into retirement.

My prediction is we get Arians at OC and we grab Carr. That'll be an interesting season.
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I don't think teams necessarily need to hire a new coordinator atm. Its pretty early.

I also don't think Brady is going to be back. He has a while to choose but I can't imagine he wants to go 500 and 1 and done in the playoffs
 
std::string said:
Eagles just mowed them over.

Kinda weird considering the Giants last game where Daniel Jones could just rush wherever he wanted to.
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They looked totally disjointed.
Zaryiu2 said:
So the Giants were frauds?
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Yeah. They pretty much played over their heads.
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I don't think teams necessarily need to hire a new coordinator atm. Its pretty early.

I also don't think Brady is going to be back. He has a while to choose but I can't imagine he wants to go 500 and 1 and done in the playoffs
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Not sure if they have to wait like they do for coaches in the playoffs.
 
Iron Hamster said:
Not sure if they have to wait like they do for coaches in the playoffs.
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Rules state that they can interview 3 days after Week 18 game ended or 3 days after a playoff ended. But with the firing so fresh, they might be looking at assistants under him to fire or promote. My point is that there is still plenty of time between now and the time that most of these coaches will be hired to get this right. So I don't think they have to go crazy right now looking for a new coach
 
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