The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[spinal gas chamber]

And the Cowboys’ first PAT attempt was blocked. This is amazing, 4 misses last week and a block this week.
Think I want them to win now just to follow kicker drama.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

It was nice of the Bills to honor Damar Hamlin by losing by 3 possessions

 

[timewave0]

And the Cowboys’ first PAT attempt was blocked. This is amazing, 4 misses last week and a block this week.
Think I want them to win now just to follow kicker drama.

And I don’t think the kick would’ve been good even if it wasn’t blocked. The Maher situation is getting very bad at this point, absolutely could cost them this game

 

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And the Cowboys’ first PAT attempt was blocked. This is amazing, 4 misses last week and a block this week.
Think I want them to win now just to follow kicker drama.

That would've been wide even if it wasn't blocked. McCarthy needs to stop fucking around and go for 2. You're not playing against the Bucs this time my man.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

We have kicker drama at the two minute warning!

E; no FG attempt. Dude is probably cut if they win.

 

[Luigi Cadorna]

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For the unware, Governor Abbott is paralyzed below the waist

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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For the unware, Governor Abbott is paralyzed below the waist

I thought this was a fake tweet that people make but god damn its real. This mother fucker called him out lmao

 

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If Maher missed that FG I think he'd just go into the locker room never to return.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If Maher missed that FG I think he'd just go into the locker room never to return.

You know, Texas has the death penalty...

 

[spinal gas chamber]

You know, Texas has the death penalty...

But they’re in California so what next? Heroin or trooning out?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

But they’re in California so what next? Heroin or trooning out?

If he stays in Cali. But if he goes back with the team

 

[Shirō Ishii]

What the hell was that last play? Of course the Cowboys do one of the stupidest plays just like last year's playoffs

 

[Ensok]

Well they can't blame Brett Maher for that loss but somehow I still doubt that guy is going to have a job next year.

 

[Absolutego]

I see Mike McCarthy learned literally nothing from last year and decided it was time to poorly manage the clock and then hilariously overthink the final play once again

 

[Zaryiu2]

I see Mike McCarthy learned literally nothing from last year and decided it was time to poorly manage the clock and then hilariously overthink the final play once again

Dak ain't got it either

 

[std::string]

What the hell was that last play? Of course the Cowboys do one of the stupidest plays just like last year's playoffs

joke: wildcat
woke: whatever in the absolute fuck they lined up as.

I was hoping for a TD with Maher trying to kick the PAT to tie.

 

[Bassomatic]

I was not expecting the Eagles to slam NYG like they did, but I'm totally ok with it.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

What the hell was that last play? Of course the Cowboys do one of the stupidest plays just like last year's playoffs

I liked how Zeke was the center and got immediately pancaked.

 

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I liked how Zeke was the center and got immediately pancaked.

That snap broke down like half a second in.

I kinda knew what they were going for. Zeke snaps, rushes up, Turpin receives a forward pass and then laterals it to his left.

And then he died.

e: whoops forgot a word

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

If Maher missed that FG I think he'd just go into the locker room never to return.

You misspelled 'Stefon Diggs'.

I see Mike McCarthy learned literally nothing from last year literally every other time this happened in his career and decided it was time to poorly manage the clock and then hilariously overthink the final play once again

FTFY