The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[BikeLock]

Nah fuck that shit. You shouldnt have to felate a cop to avoid eating concrete and being put in handcuffs. Just like Tyreek could have avoided this if he werent acting like a dumb nigger, the cops could have avoided this too by just giving him the ticket like they should have (and like he asked for). Instead the dumb beaner wetback spic pigs (who sounded like they were fresh off the boat from cuba btw) got their fee fees hurt and decided to show the dumb nigger whos boss. The same shit happened to a golfer, Scottie Scheffler earlier this summer too.

The police seem to have taken the idea of "everyone needs to be treated equally under the law" and taken that to mean that EVERYONE gets police brutality now instead of just doing it to black or brown people.


Appologies for the political sperging

NIGGER WAS SPEEDING 100MPH IN A CONSTRUCTION ZONE ON A SUSPENDED LICENSE, A NORMAL PERSON WOULD'VE SPENT A DAY IN JAIL AND HAD THEIR SUPERCAR IMPOUNDED.

You do NOT have a right to argue with police on the side of the road, and you do not have a right to refuse their lawful orders when they pull you over.

Driving on a suspended license isn't just a ticket, retard, its an arrest.

I hope the next time they take a knighstick to his knee and put him on IR.

Why don't you actually watch the bodycam before you say something so fucking stupid?

 

[Iron Hamster]

The majority of NY fans are totally pissed at their own organization right now,

lol. They've been pissed since Jones got that contract that he didn't deserve. I didn't get a chance to watch Hard Knocks.

 

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Instead the dumb beaner wetback spic pigs (who sounded like they were fresh off the boat from cuba btw) got their fee fees hurt and decided to show the dumb nigger whos boss.

Yeah the dumbest thing was trying to be a hard man with Cuban cops. They just give no shit.

 

[GoysGoneWild]

NIGGER WAS SPEEDING 100MPH IN A CONSTRUCTION ZONE ON A SUSPENDED LICENSE, A NORMAL PERSON WOULD'VE SPENT A DAY IN JAIL AND HAD THEIR SUPERCAR IMPOUNDED.

You do NOT have a right to argue with police on the side of the road, and you do not have a right to refuse their lawful orders when they pull you over.

Driving on a suspended license isn't just a ticket, retard, its an arrest.

I hope the next time they take a knighstick to his knee and put him on IR.

Why don't you actually watch the bodycam before you say something so fucking stupid?

slurp slurp slurp little bitch

 

[FootballBuff]

Driving on a suspended license isn't just a ticket, retard, its an arrest.

I didnt know his license was suspended, but neither did the cop because he had him out of the car and on the ground before he even know who he had pulled over. He absolutely should have been arrested. Fantasy football be damned.

Why don't you actually watch the bodycam before you say something so fucking stupid?

I did and it was excessive, and unreasonable given the information both I and the police officer had at the time, which was a guy speeding and thats it. The cop got his wittle fee fees hurt because Tyreek didnt immediately start unzipping the officers belt so he could deep throat his cock. So he decide to play Boss Hog and show the porch monkey whos really in charge, him, the retarded wetback spic fresh off the boat from cuba.

I'm seeing it more and more these beaners who come to this country, join the police force, then act like theyre back in whatever third world shithole country they just came from, where rights are basically non-existent and thr cops get to do whatever the fuck they want to you. Its concerning because like I said, theyve taken treat everyone the same to mean "hey whitey needs a beating too" theyre going to start doing it to us eventually then they'll sit back claim qualified immunity and jerk off to the memory of them beating the shit out of you because you got out of your car a milisecond slower than they wanted.

Im done political sperging. This topic is fucking retarded.

 

[Armor of God]

Do you know what's excessive ? Niggers being unable to act like normal human beings even after hundreds of years of being in this country.

What normal person thinks that it's a good idea to be speeding through construction zones with a suspended license ?

Every argument to lower the bar for nigger behavior involves removing all accountability from them. Police officers stop non-nigger humans somewhere in this country several times a day. Yet you don't see the necessity for this kind of police response because normal human beings can actually follow instructions.

Let's not act like this is the first incident with this nigger. This is a motherfucker who has had repeated and proven cases of domestic abuse, child abuse, assault and now this shit.

If he couldn't play football, he'd be another nigger spending most of his life in a penitentiary, which is where he and his ilk belong.

 

[Absolutego]

They pulled him over going significantly over the limit, he was immediately belligerent, and despite being tiny the man is yolked.
The only thing I'll call out the Miami cops on is that he was driving an expensive sports car instead of a riced up 2002 Camry and they should've known he probably had to be treated with kid gloves, or risk public scandal.

 

[FootballBuff]

The only thing I'll call out the Miami cops on is that he was driving an expensive sports car instead of a riced up 2002 Camry and they should've known he probably had to be treated with kid gloves, or risk public scandal.

This situation is what happened an unstoppable nigger meets the unmovable object that is a cops ego.

Everyone (including cops) are better served in these situations by putting their ego's aside and just let the process play out how its supposed to.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

> Seeing the first Sportsball of the year.
> Tree repeats his gimmick of Google Translate for non-US games.
> PTSD flashback of me doing the same without context in a thread I run and being called on my bluff.

I cannot escape Brazil bros. At least the Lions won.

 

[FootballBuff]

> Seeing the first Sportsball of the year.
> Tree repeats his gimmick of Google Translate for non-US games.
> PTSD flashback of me doing the same without context in a thread I run and being called on my bluff.

I cannot escape Brazil bros. At least the Lions won.

>from Brazil
>Lions fan

Makes sense, Brazil is the Detroit of countries.

 

[BikeLock]

>from Brazil
>Lions fan

Makes sense, Brazil is the Detroit of countries.

I mean, Detroit Kickers have famously been their most reliable offence for decades...(Yes, even when Barry was around).

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

I mean, Detroit Kickers have famously been their most reliable offence for decades...(Yes, even when Barry was around).

Jake Bates will be the best kicker Detroit will ever have. I seriously think it will be hard to replace a guy like Bates, in terms of pure raw leg power.

 

[BikeLock]

Jake Bates will be the best kicker Detroit will ever have. I seriously think it will be hard to replace a guy like Bates, in terms of pure raw leg power.

I dunno, I watched Hansen kick for 20 years...

 

[StarkRavingMad]

lol. They've been pissed since Jones got that contract that he didn't deserve. I didn't get a chance to watch Hard Knocks.

Justifiably so. The contract is pure insanity.

I've never been on the Daniel Jones train. Every single decision the Giants organization has made about him, from rushing Eli Manning into retirement (thus forcing Jones into the spotlight before he was ready), to the ridiculous $160M contract, to letting Barkley walk without even making a respectable offer to keep him has been baffling.

I don't want to say that I've never been supportive of Daniel Jones (because, duh, I want him to do well because I want the Giants to fucking win lol), but I will absolutely say that I've never believed in him ... And I hate that I was right.

The Giants should just bench him and start Tommy DeVito ... Because even if we still lose with DeVito, at least the kid plays with heart, and he made the players around him fight harder last season too. Daniel Jones is just a flatline of a QB on all fronts ... He can't play well, he can't stay healthy, and he isn't a leader.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

But it still really sucks being born right after your franchise's glory years end and coming really close to winning a bunch of times the past five years but not being able to manage it.

I spent 21 years just wanting to win a playoff game and loosing to shit like Marcus Mariota throwing a TD pass to himself. The Chiefs beating the team they got 40 years worth of secondhand QBs from in the super bowl twice in five years is still wild.

 

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I've never been on the Daniel Jones train. Every single decision the Giants organization has made about him, from rushing Eli Manning into retirement (thus forcing Jones into the spotlight before he was ready), to the ridiculous $160M contract, to letting Barkley walk without even making a respectable offer to keep him has been baffling.

They put an out in his contract so they can just cut him after this season, but also next year's QB class looks like it's gonna be ass, so....Dan Dan da Doodoo Man gonna be haunting you for a while maybe.

 

[Lean In Ban]

I was kinda down on the Alt pick because I thought Nabers would’ve helped soften the blow of losing both weapons in the off-season but I quickly reconsidered after remembering Herbo’s recent string of injuries due to poor O line play. I’m really excited and hopeful for this team. The bad man Staley and Tolesco are gone and can’t hurt us anymore (except for the QJ pick, fuck me lol)

 

[Americunt]

Justifiably so. The contract is pure insanity.

I've never been on the Daniel Jones train. Every single decision the Giants organization has made about him, from rushing Eli Manning into retirement (thus forcing Jones into the spotlight before he was ready), to the ridiculous $160M contract, to letting Barkley walk without even making a respectable offer to keep him has been baffling.

I don't want to say that I've never been supportive of Daniel Jones (because, duh, I want him to do well because I want the Giants to fucking win lol), but I will absolutely say that I've never believed in him ... And I hate that I was right.

The Giants should just bench him and start Tommy DeVito ... Because even if we still lose with DeVito, at least the kid plays with heart, and he made the players around him fight harder last season too. Daniel Jones is just a flatline of a QB on all fronts ... He can't play well, he can't stay healthy, and he isn't a leader.

If nothing else, DeVito is good for the Giants social media team. Sure you might be going 0-17, but at least you can bring in the clicks having him review Pizza around the city or something. If Daniel Jones is gonna be so bad at football, would it kill him to have any kind of personality? It's like Rainman's on an NFL team.

Anyway, looking forward to the battle of mid between you guys and Washington this week. Go Birds.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Justifiably so. The contract is pure insanity.

I've never been on the Daniel Jones train. Every single decision the Giants organization has made about him, from rushing Eli Manning into retirement (thus forcing Jones into the spotlight before he was ready), to the ridiculous $160M contract, to letting Barkley walk without even making a respectable offer to keep him has been baffling.

I don't want to say that I've never been supportive of Daniel Jones (because, duh, I want him to do well because I want the Giants to fucking win lol), but I will absolutely say that I've never believed in him ... And I hate that I was right.

The Giants should just bench him and start Tommy DeVito ... Because even if we still lose with DeVito, at least the kid plays with heart, and he made the players around him fight harder last season too. Daniel Jones is just a flatline of a QB on all fronts ... He can't play well, he can't stay healthy, and he isn't a leader.

Kirk cousins = Daniel jones

 

[Iron Hamster]

They pulled him over going significantly over the limit, he was immediately belligerent, and despite being tiny the man is yolked.
The only thing I'll call out the Miami cops on is that he was driving an expensive sports car instead of a riced up 2002 Camry and they should've known he probably had to be treated with kid gloves, or risk public scandal.

For all the cops knew, the car could have been stolen.