The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Major Filth]

Can it be both?

No seriously, Bills - if you can’t win, just absolutely motherfuck the both of them. Please.

Honestly, the most powerful statement they could make would be to just walk out of the stadium at halftime. If you're just gonna fuck us at every turn, why the hell should we go back on the field?

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I hope Mahomes suffers a Theismann

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

My hope is that someone swapped out Andy Reid’s insulin with pure glucose.

 

[Local Fed]

My hope is that someone swapped out Andy Reid’s insulin with pure glucose.

It's a diabetic comaroooooooski!

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Mahomes is about to bust out his halfrican ginger nutsack and all you haters are gunna be so awe struck you'll just start sucking before you even realize what your doing

 

[George Lucas]

Take the two points they said. It’ll be fun they said.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Well that was a retarded 2 pt conversion.

 

[Meat Target]

Allen doesn't have any O-line protecting him, and porous defense. Even without the refball, Buffalo looks sloppy.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Chiefs gonna rig it seems.

 

[break these cuffs]

Well that was a retarded 2 pt conversion.

Best QB sneak in the league according to Romo seconds before the play.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

"Sure, Sunday was a dark time. I was praying for God to make Andy Reid choke on a donut hole, and fall on Patrick Mahomes legs"- paraphrased from some of Pigskin Wizard Carl Brutananadilewskis analysis in 2013.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Allen doesn't have any O-line protecting him, and porous defense. Even without the refball, Buffalo looks sloppy.

Chiefs look even sloppier, yet way more confident since they know the calls are coming. Might as well just give Reid the flags at this point.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Of course...

 

[Sam Losco]

Oh my God, stop trying for 2 you fucking idiots. Just put anything on the board you can get.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Nice reach TD!

 

[Local Fed]

Bills take the lead, but have left a few extra points on the table. This is copying the entire season's worth of wins for the Chiefs so far.

 

[JuanLee]

The referees will be sweating daggers wondering how they are going to throw this.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

The referees will be sweating daggers wondering how they are going to throw this.

Fanduel already has snipers trained on their heads, they better think of something quick.

 

[George Lucas]

I don’t know who’s reffing who anymore.

 

[Meat Target]

The referees will be sweating daggers wondering how they are going to throw this.

Don't worry, they'll find a Roughing the Patrick opportunity soon enough.