The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
hehe, NFL thread was removed from being "Featured"
Kiwibros we did it
suffa NFL sisters
 
Null said:
is this how I discover after 13 years that trombonista is into football?
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To be fair, I wasn't into it until 2022. Sorry for causing trouble, I just wanted people to laugh at Jerry Jones.
 
Didn't know tranny jannies watched broken buck handegg lmao

Otherwise, my apologies for shit posting, I'll leave you to your chad game

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SteinserGate said:
What the actual fuck is this WR room in Minnesota? Half of their own fan base is still convinced that McCarthy can only hand the ball off and throw slants.
So the solution is to try to juice the WR room to its absolute limit? I get that Addison is suspended for three games, but still.
If JJ sucks enough to get benched, we are gonna see a possible new "washed king" come in the form of Wentz. Absolute insanity.

I get that the Panther's want a very young WR room to build on, but it forces Bryce to play hero ball if none of these WRs take the jump you expect.
It could be a set-back in his development, but I think the package they received for Theilen was good.
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Calling it now. JJ and Brosmer are going to be the next Lance and Purdy.
 
Big Lenny said:
Ah, a sportsball article has been featured on the site. Enjoy your thread getting shit up.

Society is broken. $114 Million to a single sportsball athlete. And that's before promotions, endorsements, etc. Kinda fucked to think just how much money has coagulated at the top, when most working families are struggling to afford a starter home.
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And every penny of it is money well spent. I mean could you imagine a world without sports? Back before sports what people did for fun was they gathered up their buddies, rode horses over to the neighboring village, pillaged their stores, raped and kidnapped their women and brought them back to our village. At somepoint greek people figured out this was a counterproductive way to determine whos village is the best so they decided to invent the Olympics.

If you dont understand sports thats fine. But I always laugh when I see nerds complain about how much money gets spent on sportsball. We can go back to the old way of doing things but I dont think you or any of your other nerds would want that, do you? That 114 million doesnt seem so expensive now, does it?
 
Shower thoughts, NFL edition: Jimmy Haslam managed to convince Myles Garrett to stay in fucking Cleveland, but Jerry Jones couldn't keep Micah Parsons in Dallas. On another note, today's Drake Maye's birthday!
 
Magic Sun Daddy said:
Okay. I think I get what you're saying but... I'm still confused as how him getting traded is feature worthy. I went ape shit as a boxing when Oleksandr Usyk made boxing history by being the second man to be undisputed champ in two weight classes, but it would've been silly of me to ask a mod to feature that news when it happened. Granted, boxing isn't quite on the same level as football in terms of cultural resonance in America, but still.
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No I agree, it's definitely newsworthy if you're in to sports but absolute nonsense if you're not plugged in to that world at all, which is why it's really funny to me it was featured.
 
Trombonista said:
Shower thoughts, NFL edition: Jimmy Haslam managed to convince Myles Garrett to stay in fucking Cleveland, but Jerry Jones couldn't keep Micah Parsons in Dallas.
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Jerruh was legitimately butthurt. Now I'm sure there's more to it than Micah allegedly breaking the handshake agreement (which was already retarded on principle), but Jerruh was in scorned lover mode at his press conference. Like, right now it's trying to identify how emotionally driven was the decision to trade. Based on all available information it doesn't even appear a negotiation ever took place because of how butthurt Jerruh was, which is insane.

My favorite part of his cope is how the decision to trade Micah was in the works, to some extent, since the spring. When, by all appearances, Jerruh waited till the last microsecond to not even initiate negotiations because he was assmad at Micah. Then he panicked because the season is starting next week and took the first offer from a team that could still afford Micah (teams salary caps for the years are settled in the spring/early summer Jerruh, not September) as well as send a player so he could cope about run defense.

What makes it extra extra retarded is the cope about how he could use the draft picks to pick the next Micah Parsons, or trade those draft picks right now for someone when the dust around the league for trades like that settled months ago. As well as already going "all in" by paying Dak and Ceedee, trading for George Pickens, and signing the highly touted coaching candidate, Brian Schottenheimer. The Cowboys are a dysfunctional paradox of an organization due to Jerry's emotions controlling him.
 
So, What are estimates for the Seahawks's W-L numbers this year? Right now my own opinion in term of optimism is "maybe? Too early to hype or doom" since among other factors i'm waiting to see which Darnold we will see
 
I know one thing for this season - my Redmannders aren't repeating the Cinderella Run they had last season. Be it a Sophmore Slump or other teams now having studied tape of Daniels with the Commanders, I'll be incredibly surprised if they make it back to the NFC Championship. I'm pulling a Steelers fan and just hoping for 9-8, anything beyond that is Bonus Points.

Least we don't have the worst owner in the Division anymore - getting to laugh at both Snyder and Jerruh is an opportunity I'm not going to pass up.
 
Trombonista said:
To be fair, I wasn't into it until 2022. Sorry for causing trouble, I just wanted people to laugh at Jerry Jones.
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You shouldn't apologize, I'd argue it was more feature worthy than half of the slop that gets featured and applauded.

I don't understand why so many users have the sexual urge to shit up threads on things they don't care about? It feels like I'm just hanging out with a bunch of snotty teenagers at times and Im starting to wonder how old some of these people actually are.
 
Zaryiu2 said:
So, What are estimates for the Seahawks's W-L numbers this year? Right now my own opinion in term of optimism is "maybe? Too early to hype or doom" since among other factors i'm waiting to see which Darnold we will see
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Doesn't matter. It's Seattle. Full of homos.
VasonJoorhees said:
You shouldn't apologize, I'd argue it was more feature worthy than half of the slop that gets featured and applauded.
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I'd do it again for the lulz.
 
HackerX said:
Based on all available information it doesn't even appear a negotiation ever took place because of how butthurt Jerruh was, which is insane.
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Micah's agent said Jerruh offered 40.5m/yr for five years but Micah wanted a four-year contract. 47m in GB is about equivalent to 43m in Dallas because of state income taxes so the actual money difference isn't as big as it seems.

I really think it's possible Micah just wanted off the damn team or Jerruh wanted him gone, it seems like something personal moreso than an issue with the numbers.
 
Having seen a few Shaddeur Sanders videos back to back - this is why I disable Autoplay be default - I think I’ve finally got an opinion about him. Give clocks if it’s been brought up.

I’m not saying he’s not talented - he’s made the NFL, regardless of what his ceiling is, he has to have something - but the problem is he’s possibly the textbook example of a System QB. And the system he’s always played was drawn up by his father, who has also been his coach basically everywhere he went. His father clearly wants the Sanders family to become a Football Dynasty, and so he designed the system to play perfectly to Shaddeurs strengths, and to stat pad so he’d look amazing come draft time.

Now, if Sanders had gone to any competently run team, this would’ve likely been fine - he’d get to sit on the bench, learning the system he’s expected to run behind a Veteran QB who still has a few years left in the tank. Y’know, the kind of team who’d be willing to take a project in the 5th Round.

Instead, Sanders was drafted by the team where Quarterbacks go to die, the Cleveland Goddamn Browns. And in preseason alone he’s been exposed. I firmly believe Stefanski was hoping to have a 1-2-3 of Pickett-Flacco-Drafted Rookie to ride the bench unless absolutely necessary, but Ownership meddled for Deion’s Nepo-Baby and fucked him over. Now it’s Flacco-Gabriel-Sanders, you have 2 Rookies riding behind a man held together by tape considering his age, on a team that literally can’t afford to get the tools to ply yo either rookies strengths due to the albatross that is the Watson Contract.

Meaning I fully expect that Deion Sanders is likely going to be the Browns next Coach, and we’ll all get to laugh at the Browns trying to out lolcow the Cowboys.
 
VasonJoorhees said:
You shouldn't apologize, I'd argue it was more feature worthy than half of the slop that gets featured and applauded.

I don't understand why so many users have the sexual urge to shit up threads on things they don't care about? It feels like I'm just hanging out with a bunch of snotty teenagers at times and Im starting to wonder how old some of these people actually are.
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Because like every other online nerd, it's not enough to not like a thing, you have to make a point that you don't like it. Very feminine behavior.
 
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