The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[BibiLivesMatter]

Jerry Jones used his magic to cursed eagles hard at the start. an important player ejected and another with a injury. All before the first snap!

 

[Shagedan]

Jalen Carter has CTE. There’s seriously no way he’s of sound mind.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

How Jalen Carter is allowed to play football at all after killing someone is beyond me. Of course this nig will spit on a player in a game with 20+ cameras watching his every move

and the NFL came out and said they'd be watching for unsportsmanlike conduct this year, which basically means they're gonna call every instance for the first three games and forget about it

Jalen Carter: hold my colt 45 I'm goin in

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Jerruh........ seems like the eagles are more than able to run the ball..........

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Jerruh........ seems like the eagles are more than able to run the ball..........

Well Micah did suck against the run. Problem is that the other ten starters on defense also do.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Lmao them boys are already hurting without Parsons as Hurts scrambles to continue the drive and for the TD! Jerry Jones for GM of the year

 

[Drama Fan]

Taunting should not be a penalty! I HATE REFS

 

[SteinserGate]

Well Micah did suck against the run. Problem is that the other ten starters on defense also do.

"Wow we are countering this power run pretty well! I hope Fowler can crash and take down Barkley!"
Saquon does literally nothing but chop his feet for 1 second.
Fowler jumps into the ground and blows his contain for a 5 yard gain.

What he saw:

 

[GemstoneEddie88]

I made the fantasy football thread, it is here:

Thread 'General Fantasy Football Discussion'

Sep 4, 2025

Hello all, this thread is intended for general discussion of NFL Fantasy Football. Redraft, dynasty, Best Ball, and DFS all welcome. This thread will serve as a good resource and discussion throughout the season and offseason for Start/Sits, Trade Questions, Roster Moves, Waiver Wire Moves and Draft Strategies.

Curious to see what everyone's main league looks like this year. My main league, which I've been running for 3 years (this is the 4th year), is a 12 Man Half-PPR 1QB/2RB/3WR/Double Flex/1 TE with a tight end premium (.75 points per reception). It's a 30 dollar buy-in with $235 to...

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I hope it can be used for general discussion of fantasy for the foreseeable future instead of making a new thread yearly. I posted my squad in there too. I'm gonna sperg out throughout the season about a variety of players and offenses so I'll keep it contained there in that thread instead of shitting this thread up.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

The entire game thus far can be summed up with this image:

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

One play into the season and Jalen Carter's out of the game for spitting at Dak Prescott.

 

[Trombonista]

@Trombonista seriously.

Okay then. Someone please make a pickem DM chain or thread. Don't post your picks here.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Taunting should not be a penalty! I HATE REFS

No Fun League in full effect. They warned them.

I'm just waiting for someone to get mad enough about the ejections to do the dog piss TD celebration though.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

The game got suspended due to thunder lol

Right when it was getting really good.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Taunting should not be a penalty! I HATE REFS

It wasn't even a taunt. All he did was flex and say "Stay down!". Absolute fucking lunacy. Just suck all the fun out of this....

 

[TheHarbinger]

Jalen Carter has CTE. There’s seriously no way he’s of sound mind.

He got his friends to bet on an ejection in the first quarter at a bunch of sports gambling sites.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I'm sick to death of this black lady already.

She's talking with an artificially deep voice and throwing slang everywhere. Stop forcing women on us in football.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Stop forcing women on us in football.

look at mina kimes and kate adams, niggas will go wild for any woman with even the most basic of ball knowledge

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

God this Defense is atrocious. I'll probably be on my feet clapping every time we get a stop this season. It's still our year though fr fr no cap skibidi.

 

[Absolutego]

My freezing cold take is that Vic Fangio is going to spank Jalen Carter in front of the entire defense tomorrow, before he tears the cornerback room a new asshole.