The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

First game of the season has been a whirlwind and complete dumpster fire. If this is the league's opening shot, the rest of the season is going to be a nightmare.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

I really hope the cowgirls do the funniest thing possible. The birds being down a game to Post-Micah-Dallas Week 1 will send my sides into orbit

 

[draggs]

Dak spit first

Free dat nigga Jalen he dindu nuffin

 

[indomitable snowman]

I noticed the NFL commercial for latinx culture didn't include the most famous one

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Of all the Dak Prescott games we've seen, this is the Dakkiest.

 

[HackerX]

Sheesh. This CeeDee guy is a BUM.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

I really hope the cowgirls do the funniest thing possible. The birds being down a game to Post-Micah-Dallas Week 1 will send my sides into orbit

NFL Standings:

First: Philadelphia Eagles, defending Super Bowl Champions

Tied For Runner Up: Everyone besides the Eagles and Cowboys

Dead Stinking Last: Dallas Cowboys, irrelevant since mid-90s

 

[W00K #17]

Jerry had a little Lamb, little Lamb, little Lamb

Jerruh had a little Lamb whose hands were made of stone

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Man I can't tell if those three throws were tough ones for Lamb or he just has butter hands.



People are chanting Jerry sucks

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Dak spit first

Free dat nigga Jalen he dindu nuffin

There was a second spitter.

Competitive fairness demands Dak eat a one game suspension, or more for being responsible for provoking the second incident. This was during an injury break not some heat of the moment thing. INSANELY disrespectful and unsportsmanlike.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Man I can't tell if those three throws were tough ones for Lamb or he just has butter hands.

First two were butter hands, last one was him fucking up deciding to push off and making the catch harder than it needed to be.

 

[Squanto Airi]

LET'S GO BOLTS

 

[FootballBuff]

Kinda disappointed the YouTube stream if the game does have comments/live chat enabled.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Kinda disappointed the YouTube stream if the game does have comments/live chat enabled.

Can't see anything going wrong there

 

[Zucotti Manicotti]

I Fucking hate Mr.Beast Fuck you Goodell for Shoving that Cunt in my face, I hope a pack of Brazilians rape them both to death!

 

[FootballBuff]

Ok that does it. Im going to start singing the national anthem at sporting events and or whenever it is sung in my presence. Im not gonna let a bunch of Brazilians out compete me in patriotism. I mean if we keep having niggers play it on the saxophone and slap bass SOMEONES going to have to do a proper rendition of it!

 

[Count Grishnackh]

I hope we don't have to see Taylor Swift.

 

[HackerX]

Feels like Rich Eisen is reminding everyone that Rashee Rice has been suspended for the first six games of the season every 2 minutes. You'd be dead by the end of the night if you turned this into a drinking game.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

What a low-rent broadcast.

 

[CapricornusRex]

What a low-rent broadcast.

This attempt to get in to foreign markets is so pointless. The people of Brazil can't afford to pay NFL prices for tickets when they're not heavily subsidized.