The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Mind Goblins]

Kelce needs to ride off with the Swifties into the sunset, that was a terrible missed catch.
Either he's really looking washed or the KC equipment guy coated all the receivers' gloves in butter for some reason

Don't need butter when the temperature is in the teens and your fingers are numb. That said, you'd think the temp would be affecting the away team more than the home team.

 

[Beavis]

Kelce needs to ride off with the Swifties into the sunset, that was a terrible missed catch.
Either he's really looking washed or the KC equipment guy coated all the receivers' gloves in butter for some reason

Football isn’t a sport where skills age gracefully.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

oh no, the Chiefs are going to lose. Whatever will America do now that the Cowboys and Chiefs lost this week?

 

[Zaryiu2]

Live reaction of the one Texans fan in Kansas City when told his team beat the Chiefs

 

[Nogg]

Football isn’t a sport where skills age gracefully.

If eventually having 1000 yards as a 36 year old tight end 13 years into my career, is aging poorly, sign me up. I hate the Chiefs as much as the next guy, but Travis Kelce has been one of the best tight ends of all time.

 

[Ensok]

Would've been nice if the division rivals that mattered lost today but I'll take the consolation prize of the Chiefs and Ravens being fucking done.

 

[Absolutego]

Would've been nice if the division rivals that mattered lost today but I'll take the consolation prize of the Chiefs and Ravens being fucking done.

You ask too much of the dead men walking that are Raheem Morris and Jonathan Gannon

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

I think Shedeur's statline today and Stefanski's decision to pull him from the 2 point conversion is going to provide plenty of fodder for the Monday morning talk show circuit.

He's done that before with Dillon Gabriel. The question isn't "does Stefanski hate Shedeur" but rather "is Stefanski retarded"

 

[Wallace]

He's done that before with Dillon Gabriel. The question isn't "does Stefanski hate Shedeur" but rather "is Stefanski retarded"

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

What a wild week in the NFL.. again.


Also Flacco to the Colts? lol Been hearing people suggest. If Cin were to let him go. It would be hilarious. Even more so if they were to end up playing the steelers again. hahaha

 

[Smar Mijou]

Actual screenshot of Travis Kelce after his bobble led to the interception that sealed the Chiefs' playoff hopes:

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Kelce needs to ride off with the Swifties into the sunset, that was a terrible missed catch.

He's been doing it all season. His gay brother is to blame since Jason retired and missed a Superbowl with the Eagles. KC barely did training camp, lost every preseason game and he injures someone way more important than he is to open the season. Now he has to retire in shame and defeat or do another season not getting enough bad calls to win games.

Also he got bitch slapped open handed like a woman in that Chargers game. That one was for football fans everywhere.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Taylor is stealing Kelce's vitality via the dark magicks of toothy head.

 

[Absolutego]

He's done that before with Dillon Gabriel. The question isn't "does Stefanski hate Shedeur" but rather "is Stefanski retarded"

My headcanon is when Haslam demanded they draft Shedeur, he had a moment of realization along the lines of "hey, I have two COTY awards while working for this clown, I could get another job in a heartbeat and maybe that owner will just be retarded/cheap instead of actively involved" and started trying to burn any goodwill with Cleveland.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He's done that before with Dillon Gabriel. The question isn't "does Stefanski hate Shedeur" but rather "is Stefanski retarded"

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I don’t think Stefanski wanted Shedeur who is better than Gabriel by a wide margin. I think Stefanski wanted Gabriel for whatever fucking reason and traded the Elite Joe Flacco when he squandered his talents because Stefanski is a bad coach who ruins players.

My headcanon is when Haslam demanded they draft Shedeur, he had a moment of realization along the lines of "hey, I have two COTY awards while working for this clown, I could get another job in a heartbeat and maybe that owner will just be retarded/cheap instead of actively involved" and started trying to burn any goodwill with Cleveland.

Stefanski is a fucking retard. Haslam might be an awful owner, but Stefanski never really owns up to his retarded ideas. Baker playing injured and trading him, knowingly going along with the Watson trade knowing his issues, and more things.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

I don’t think Stefanski wanted Shedeur who is better than Gabriel by a wide margin. I think Stefanski wanted Gabriel for whatever fucking reason and traded the Elite Joe Flacco when he squandered his talents because Stefanski is a bad coach who ruins players.

I assume this is most likely the case. They blew a 3rd on him even though I doubt he was even on other teams' draft boards, so Stefanski must have pushed hard for him.

I don't know what he saw there. He's 5'11" and doesn't have elite arm strength or speed to make up for it.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Riley Leonard has a knee injury as well. Who else does Indy have on their roster who can QB?

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Riley Leonard has a knee injury as well. Who else does Indy have on their roster who can QB?

I think they just put AR on IR after his pregame orbital fracture and forgot about him, like I've literally heard no updates about him.

So they have Rypien on the practice squad and that's it. They will need to start poaching practice squad QBs at this point.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Look, I know this asking a lot out of a division opponent, but the only way this week of football becomes redeemable for me are if Chargers avoid Chargering the game tonight. I need you to drag the Eagles down in the mud with me.

 

[Nogg]

Riley Leonard has a knee injury as well. Who else does Indy have on their roster who can QB?

Pretty sure they added Brett Rypien to their practice squad after the Bengals cut him.

As I posted this I read they are working out Philip Rivers. Its been 5 years and they didnt trust him to throw a hail mary his last year and brought in Jacoby Brissett at the end of the playoff game to do it. I hope they do it though. What a story that would be if they won it all.