The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Sex Cannon Lupa said:
Christ she's ugly.

Domed stadiums go against God's will. What a lazy uninspired way of saying "We can't play in weather conditions like real men."
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Real talk: nobody really wants to play football in the snow in -30 degree weather with wind chill and lake effect in full force. And nobody wants to watch football in those conditions either. Especially if your team sucks balls, so can't even enjoy the game will freezing your butt off. And the Bears suuuuuuuuck.
 
It's a little late but I was listening to some talking heads talking about Kyler's contract to study and it mentioned being distracted by things like video games and his favorite movie, which apparently is the Great Gatsby. I dunno why but I think that's fucking hilarious.
Also sucks about Chris Carson retiring, but the way he ran I guess I'm not too surprised his neck went.
 
The Demon Pimp of Razgriz said:
Real talk: nobody really wants to play football in the snow in -30 degree weather with wind chill and lake effect in full force. And nobody wants to watch football in those conditions either. Especially if your team sucks balls, so can't even enjoy the game will freezing your butt off. And the Bears suuuuuuuuck.
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Don't forget when you go to and from the stadium, avoiding getting shot. And then while you are there, hoping your car doesn't get broken into
 
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What's it called when your brains are scrambled even before the CTE sets in
 
eternal dog mongler said:
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What's it called when your brains are scrambled even before the CTE sets in
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Give up on you? Homie, you had so many chances to be a fucking superstar and you blew them all by being an arrogant ass. People put up with your bullshit for longer than they should have because of your outstanding talent, but their patience was going to wear thin eventually. Don't give us any of this "they gave up on me" bullshit. You gave up on yourself first.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Vontaze Burfict should be criminally charged for the brain damage he caused Antonio Brown
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Ex-Steelers have come out and said Brown had more than his fair share of screws loose before the Burfict hit. I think it seemingly coming out of nowhere is more on Tomlin being the diva whisperer for so many years until Big Ben's declining play was finally enough to get Brown to force his way out of Pittsburgh.
 
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Absolutego said:
Ex-Steelers have come out and said Brown had more than his fair share of screws loose before the Burfict hit. I think it seemingly coming out of nowhere is more on Tomlin being the diva whisperer for so many years until Big Ben's declining play was finally enough to get Brown to force his way out of Pittsburgh.
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Perhaps. But I would argue that most top WR's have screws loose. Not many WR1 are just normal people, especially basketball americans. I think the Berfict hit eliminated any filter the guys brain had and Tomlin just couldn't keep it under wraps anymore
 
The independent arbitrator has decided that Watson should be suspended for six games, and face no additional fines.

So the same punishment as Zeke (when the investigation for that showed the whole affair was a scheme by the girl to scam him), and 2 more games than Tom Brady being generally aware of the ideal gas law. Plus Calvin Ridley's out indefinitely for betting on his team in a game he wasn't even playing. The NFL wheel of arbitrary discipline continues to spin.
Hilariously, the judgement also said that Watson should be forced to only use team masseuses going forward, which kinda underscores they understood his concerning pattern of behavior, but thought the solution was to send him instead to masseuses even less likely to come forward, as they'd risk blowback from their employer...
 
Absolutego said:
The independent arbitrator has decided that Watson should be suspended for six games, and face no additional fines.

So the same punishment as Zeke (when the investigation for that showed the whole affair was a scheme by the girl to scam him), and 2 more games than Tom Brady being generally aware of the ideal gas law. Plus Calvin Ridley's out indefinitely for betting on his team in a game he wasn't even playing. The NFL wheel of arbitrary discipline continues to spin.
Hilariously, the judgement also said that Watson should be forced to only use team masseuses going forward, which kinda underscores they understood his concerning pattern of behavior, but thought the solution was to send him instead to masseuses even less likely to come forward, as they'd risk blowback from their employer...
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Anything to protect the shield.


What a fucking joke
 
The Demon Pimp of Razgriz said:
Real talk: nobody really wants to play football in the snow in -30 degree weather with wind chill and lake effect in full force. And nobody wants to watch football in those conditions either. Especially if your team sucks balls, so can't even enjoy the game will freezing your butt off. And the Bears suuuuuuuuck.
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Some of my fondest Bears memories are nearly freezing to death around Christmas or New Years watching them lose, except in 06.
 
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