The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

Lamar finally got his deal for $260 million for 5 years with $185 million guaranteed. Not as much as the rapist, but more than Hurts.

 

[Master Wel]

2023 NFL Draft 1st Round Selections (Updated as it goes)
1. CAR via CHI - Bryce Young, QB ALA
2. HOU - C.J. Stroud, QB OSU
3. (TRADE W/ARI) HOU - Will Anderson, LB ALA
4. IND - Anthony Richardson, QB FLA
5. SEA via DEN - Devon Witherspoon, CB Illini
6. (TRADE W/DET via LAR) ARI - Paris Johnson, T OSU
7. LV - Tyree Wilson, DE TTU
8. ATL - Bijan Robinson, RB TEX
9. (TRADE W/CHI via CAR) PHI - Jalen Carter, DT UGA
10. (TRADE W/PHI via NO) CHI - Darnell Wright, T Tenn
11. TEN - Peter Skoronski, T/G N'Western

 

[Local Fed]

Wow, surprised that Indy went with Richardson at #4. I can't help but to feel like it's going to backfire big time.

 

[Absolutego]

Pete's feeling nostalgic as fuck right now.
Except this time he did it with corners instead of safeties.

Wow, surprised that Indy went with Richardson at #4. I can't help but to feel like it's going to backfire big time.

Ballard is on the hot seat and acting like it, they will ruin him.

 

[A Crow Looked at Me]

CJ Stroud is literally retarded, HOU should have taken Anderson at 2 and taken a QB next year

 

[Absolutego]

Kyler Murray has the Cards over the barrel and is enjoying it confirmed

 

[Master Wel]

I don’t like the Richardson pick, but it doesn’t irritate me as much as when in 2021 the Colts passed on Christian Darrisaw for Kwity Paye

 

[Local Fed]

I remember someone asked earlier in the thread who'd be the team to take a running back in the first round... there you go, it's the Falcons.

On a personal note, I correctly picked Paris Johnson going to the Cards, I just didn't expect it to be when they traded down a few spots lol.

Eagles moved up to pick at #9. Putting a guess out that they're going to take Jalen Carter.

 

[Master Wel]

2023 NFL Draft 1st Round Selections (Updated as it goes)
1. CAR via CHI - Bryce Young, QB ALA
2. HOU - C.J. Stroud, QB OSU
3. (TRADE W/ARI) HOU - Will Anderson, LB ALA
4. IND - Anthony Richardson, QB FLA
5. SEA via DEN - Devon Witherspoon, CB Illini
6. (TRADE W/DET via LAR) ARI - Paris Johnson, T OSU
7. LV - Tyree Wilson, DE TTU
8. ATL - Bijan Robinson, RB TEX
9. (TRADE W/CHI via CAR) PHI - Jalen Carter, DT UGA
10. (TRADE W/PHI via NO) CHI - Darnell Wright, T Tenn
11. TEN - Peter Skoronski, T/G N'Western

I'm a dumbass who wasted all my edits. Anyways... (Will be Updated Ever So Often)
12. (TRADE W/ ARI via HOU and CLE) DET - Jahmyr Gibbs, RB ALA
13. GB via NYJ - Lukas Van Ness, DE IOWA
14. (TRADE W/NE) PIT - Broderick Jones, T UGA
15. NYJ via GB - Will McDonald, DE ISU
16. WAS - Emmanuel Forbes, CB MSU
17. (TRADE W/PIT) NE - Christian Gonzalez, CB ORE
18. DET - Jack Campbell, LB IOWA
19. TB - Calijah Kancey, DT PITT
20. SEA - Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR OSU

 

[Zaryiu2]

Wow, surprised that Indy went with Richardson at #4. I can't help but to feel like it's going to backfire big time.

I dread what the clue factory will do to him

 

[Master Wel]

"What's the significance?" of the Columbian flag?
I dunno, maybe Gonzalez is Mexican or something?

 

[Ensok]

God damn you Broncos for helping the Seahawks get these draft picks.

 

[Absolutego]

none of the top 2 picks addressing the line and YES, I am a little concerned.

 

[Master Wel]

Cowboys cucked for a TE AGAIN
Last time it was when Philly jumped them for Goedert

 

[Zaryiu2]

Waiting for the post for after pick 21

 

[Master Wel]

2023 NFL Draft 1st Round Selections Recap

1. CAR via CHI - Bryce Young, QB ALA
2. HOU - C.J. Stroud, QB OSU
3. (TRADE W/ARI) HOU - Will Anderson, LB ALA
4. IND - Anthony Richardson, QB FLA
5. SEA via DEN - Devon Witherspoon, CB Illini
6. (TRADE W/DET via LAR) ARI - Paris Johnson, T OSU
7. LV - Tyree Wilson, DE TTU
8. ATL - Bijan Robinson, RB TEX
9. (TRADE W/CHI via CAR) PHI - Jalen Carter, DT UGA
10. (TRADE W/PHI via NO) CHI - Darnell Wright, T Tenn
11. TEN - Peter Skoronski, T/G N'Western
12. (TRADE W/ ARI via HOU and CLE) DET - Jahmyr Gibbs, RB ALA
13. GB via NYJ - Lukas Van Ness, DE IOWA
14. (TRADE W/NE) PIT - Broderick Jones, T UGA
15. NYJ via GB - Will McDonald, DE ISU
16. WAS - Emmanuel Forbes, CB MSU
17. (TRADE W/PIT) NE - Christian Gonzalez, CB ORE
18. DET - Jack Campbell, LB IOWA
19. TB - Calijah Kancey, DT PITT
20. SEA - Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR OSU
21. LAC - Quentin Johnston, WR TCU
22. BAL - Zay Flowers, WR BC
23. MIN - Jordan Addison, WR USC
24. (TRADE W/JAX) NYG - Deonte Banks, CB Terps
25. (TRADE W/JAX via NYG) BUF - Dalton Kincaid, TE UTAH
26. DAL - Mazi Smith, DT Mich
27. (TRADE W/BUF) JAX - Anton Harrison, OT OU
28. CIN - Myles Murphy, DE Clem
29. NO via DEN, MIA, and SF - Bryan Bresee, DT CLEM
30. PHI - Nolan Smith, LB UGA
31. KC - Felix Anudike-Uzomah, DE KSU

Unrelated, but today I learned you have a 1 hr time limit to edit posts

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

Overall, not surprised that NO went with a Defensive tackle. They needed help on defense what with the recent attrition. Bresee has some good positives about him physically, though his game may need work. We'll see how it goes.

 

[Franz Joseph]

CJ Stroud is literally retarded, HOU should have taken Anderson at 2 and taken a QB next year

And we saw how well the Titans and Raiders did when they drafted two low IQ qbs (Vince Young and JaMarcus Russell).

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Houston could have drafted Brady 2.0 and it wouldn't matter. There's something cursed about that franchise, like God hates the retarded fanbase for pretending they're still the Oilers.

 

[A Crow Looked at Me]

Talk about a cursed franchise. Can’t believe how bad the Lions fucked up their draft. They had Gonzalez fall in their lap at #8, only to trade down and end up spending top 20 draft picks on an RB and ILB, the least valuable positions in football. Immediately after signing David Montgomery and extending Alex Anzalone, too.