The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Blewberry Nausea]

Begun the memes have

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13017567/amp/The-Swiftie-Bowl-Taylor-Swift-Travis-Kelce-spark-social-media-frenzy-hilarious-memes-PDA-display-team-make-NFL-final.html

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I'm not even convinced he's the best TE in Chiefs history, though Tony Gonzalez was on the team when they're were rather mediocre, as best I recall. (Could be wrong, don't follow the Chiefs all that closely.)

Kelce is a mockery of Gronk, I will not elaborate.

At least Taylor Swift ain't a tranny.

True, but she is what a lot of 30 year old white women look up to so take that as you will.

Gotta remember that field goals aren't guaranteed though. 49er's missed that one earlier in the game too.

The 2nd one was much closer to the posts, therefore most likely it would've been a tie.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Goff has made some money throws, his receivers have let him down a lot this game.

And there will be some idiots who will shit on Goff while making excuses for Lamar's performance today.

 

[Squanto Airi]

I'm not even convinced he's the best TE in Chiefs history, though Tony Gonzalez was on the team when they're were rather mediocre, as best I recall. (Could be wrong, don't follow the Chiefs all that closely.)

Yep. And he's considered one of the GOATs of Tight Ends. It's a shame that his one chance to even appear in a superbowl, his Falcons Falcon'd and choked to the kneenigger.

 

[Ensok]

Also the talking heads can bite me, Purdy played better than Mahomes today even with the mistakes and lucky throws. Mahomes did fuck all except toss it to Kelce.

 

[R00T]

a combination of bad calls, bad luck, and in hindsight bad decisions. felt like the lions didn't have a second where the passers weren't getting roughed up (that backward lateral into an endzone bomb would've been caught if the receiver hadn't been knocked to hell and back before the ball got there). I've never seen a ball bounce off a helmet that hard and that conveniently. I legitimately thought he picked it off the ground and just tried to fake it to look like he scored. you could feel the room sink when the onside kick went through his hands at the bar i was at, and they just didn't have the steam to keep that first half pressure up. Everyone was disappointed with the over aggression at every 4th down attempt but judging how the 3rd and 4th went i just don't know if they would've been able to pull through over time.

but people were also happy. 57 years since we even sniffed something like this and they earned their way there. every one is looking forward to next season and i hope the organization takes that momentum and goes all the way with it next year. people significantly older than me saying it felt like they were a kid again and that's a good thing to see.

 

[M3xus]

Was hoping to see my home team make the Super Bowl for the first time. I'm not even disappointed, all I can feel is resignation.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

I'm not even convinced he's the best TE in Chiefs history, though Tony Gonzalez was on the team when they're were rather mediocre, as best I recall. (Could be wrong, don't follow the Chiefs all that closely.)

Chiefs did not win a playoff game while he was there. Falcons did not win him a ring. I wasn't even mad when he left.

 

[PaladinBoo]

It’s the Swiftie Bowl misogynist pig. No one is even gonna care for poor Usher leading the half time show because they’ll be too busy watching Tay Tay

This years Super Bowl is not the Swiftie Bowl. It is the Gunt Bowl. You have Ralph's team going against the Vickers team. Either outcome will be entertaining for us.

 

[Major Filth]

a co57 years since we even sniffed something like this and they earned their way there. every one is looking forward to next season and i hope the organization takes that momentum and goes all the way with it next year. people significantly older than me saying it felt like they were a kid again and that's a good thing to see.

And yet y'all lost to the Packers on Thanksgiving and then choked in SF in the NFCCG. Choked harder in the playoffs to SF than the Packers did.

How much are you *actually* looking forward to the future?

 

[R00T]

And yet y'all lost to the Packers on Thanksgiving and then choked in SF in the NFCCG. Choked harder in the playoffs to SF than the Packers did.

How much are you *actually* looking forward to the future?

>choked as the away team in front of a hostile crowd
>tickets went from being given away to 800+ for shit seats.
>who gives a shit about thanksgiving when you're in the playoffs.

besides you being some sort of weird retard i don't know what else to say? We had U of M with a dominant season so people are still riding off that high. the city would've exploded had there been superbowl prospects.

When you live in Detroit you're always looking towards next season. The difference is they proved they can do it.

 

[Major Filth]

>choked as the away team in front of a hostile crowd
>tickets went from being given away to 800+ for shit seats.
>who gives a shit about thanksgiving when you're in the playoffs.

besides you being some sort of weird retard i don't know what else to say? We had U of M with a dominant season so people are still riding off that high. the city would've exploded had there been superbowl prospects.

When you live in Detroit you're always looking towards next season. The difference is they proved they can do it.

Well then I guess we'll see what next season brings. Players, not plays. Picks, not players. See ya next year, NFCN champ.

 

[GoysGoneWild]

truly disgusting outcomes today.
Only way this can be salvaged is if Purdy and CMC lead the white man to victory. White QB and star white RB. Bet the marketers hate that.
Words are barely sufficient to express how much I have grown to hate the Chiefs over the last 4 months. Mahomes and his fake dives are just the tip of the iceberg. Kelce today.....holy shit what a bitch.
I'd "like" to see a 49ers win but after today, I don't think anything will stop the ratings orgasm of the Swiftiebowl. Fuck.

 

[Ensok]

truly disgusting outcomes today.
Only way this can be salvaged is if Purdy and CMC lead the white man to victory. White QB and star white RB. Bet the marketers hate that.
Words are barely sufficient to express how much I have grown to hate the Chiefs over the last 4 months. Mahomes and his fake dives are just the tip of the iceberg. Kelce today.....holy shit what a bitch.
I'd "like" to see a 49ers win but after today, I don't think anything will stop the ratings orgasm of the Swiftiebowl. Fuck.

The seethe if Purdy beats Mahomes would be even better than when Brady beat him. It'll make everything worth it.

 

[Illidan Stormrage]

a combination of bad calls, bad luck, and in hindsight bad decisions. felt like the lions didn't have a second where the passers weren't getting roughed up (that backward lateral into an endzone bomb would've been caught if the receiver hadn't been knocked to hell and back before the ball got there). I've never seen a ball bounce off a helmet that hard and that conveniently. I legitimately thought he picked it off the ground and just tried to fake it to look like he scored. you could feel the room sink when the onside kick went through his hands at the bar i was at, and they just didn't have the steam to keep that first half pressure up. Everyone was disappointed with the over aggression at every 4th down attempt but judging how the 3rd and 4th went i just don't know if they would've been able to pull through over time.

but people were also happy. 57 years since we even sniffed something like this and they earned their way there. every one is looking forward to next season and i hope the organization takes that momentum and goes all the way with it next year. people significantly older than me saying it felt like they were a kid again and that's a good thing to see.

I hear you man. If it's any consolation, I think that the ball had sadly not traveled the requisite 10 yards and so it would have been illegal touching even if the guy had recovered the ball.

For me, I thought that the Lions had a much better shot if they hadn't abandoned the run game so early in the 2nd half. Hindsight is always 20/20 but that's one point I'll make.

The drops were especially painful. That's all about technique and being able to maintain a high level of concentration. Goff at least showed that he's the real deal as far as being an upper tier QB. He may be a step behind guys like Mahomes, Burrow and Allen in terms of pure playmaking ability, but the QB doesn't have to play hero ball all the fucking time to win in this league.

The Lions have shown most importantly that this is a team that cannot be taken for granted. They're clearly the best team in the NFC North by a country mile. Vikings are going nowhere (they'll regret not having Cousins, believe me), Chicago is a shithole (literally) and the Packers are a joke because they actually think Love can play consistently for a whole season.

The Lions have the most solid platform in terms of not having glaring holes on their roster. They come to fight, as the old Boxing saying goes and they leave it all out there. With some more seasoning and maybe 1-2 new receivers, they'll be a powerhouse for years to come.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The Chiefs are the hotness because of the Swifties, but Purdy is by far the more compelling football story. I wonder toward which side the League will tip the scales?

 

[Illidan Stormrage]

truly disgusting outcomes today.
Only way this can be salvaged is if Purdy and CMC lead the white man to victory. White QB and star white RB. Bet the marketers hate that.
Words are barely sufficient to express how much I have grown to hate the Chiefs over the last 4 months. Mahomes and his fake dives are just the tip of the iceberg. Kelce today.....holy shit what a bitch.
I'd "like" to see a 49ers win but after today, I don't think anything will stop the ratings orgasm of the Swiftiebowl. Fuck.

The seethe if Purdy beats Mahomes would be even better than when Brady beat him. It'll make everything worth it.

Pretty much. I'll actually be on the road during the Super Bowl, but I'll try and catch a replay when I'm back (provided the Niners bring it home, because I am in no mood to watch fucking Roasties in KC gear popping their blown out pussies on TV or Social Media).

Absolutely rooting for the White QB and White RB (like I would ever even consider going any other way). San Francisco (along with LA) may be one of those cities that should be nuked for humanity's sake as these are our modern day Sodom and Gomorrah, but for the purposes of this Super Bowl, I know who I'll be rooting for.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I don't enjoy the match up this year, but Run CMC is my boy and I'll root for him. I wanna see the dude get a ring and be at the top of the mountain.

 

[Absolutego]

Yeah I'm skipping Super Bowl weekend this year. What a fucking horrible matchup. Both teams should lose for being insufferable.

 

[Illidan Stormrage]

The Chiefs are the hotness because of the Swifties, but Purdy is by far the more compelling football story. I wonder toward which side the League will tip the scales?

The league will never, ever side with a White QB and relatively White roster over a fucking half-breed shitskin like Mahomes (it perfectly goes into broader WEF tier strategies to kill off Whites over several generations).

If I'm the Niners, I'm coaching our guys to expect not just full on Ref Ball in favor of the Chiefs but at least 2 Roughing the Passer penalties on Mahomes and 2 more phantom pass interference calls on Mahomes deep throws.

That's not even to mention the kikes salivating over the "untapped market" of dead egg roasties who dance by themselves to Taylor Swift's awful music before they cry themselves to sleep, stinking of boxed wine and kitty litter (am I giving these bitches too much credit by assuming that they actually take care of their pets?) .

Thank God these bitches aren't having children.