The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[The Gene Genie]

Usually saying something is rigged is faggot and cringe, but I can't help but feeling that this Super Bowl is so obviously and unashamedly rigged that it defies all logic. Fuck this gay league.

 

[Lean In Ban]

I'm just mad that the Chiefs are about to hoist their 3rd Lombardi in just five years whereas my dumbass Chargers haven't made a single divisional round in the Herbert era. Please 49ers I'm begging, you're our only hope. Don't fuck this up like the Ravens. Save us allllll

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

All I hope for is Usher’s Super Bowl Halftime Show to be better than Rihanna’s last year. If the guy that made “Burn” and ”YEAH!” sounds bad live, then I honestly have no hope for what will happen in 2025.

 

[Sam Losco]

I'm super excited to get to hear Romo fellate Mohomo the whole game.

 

[Meat Target]

Are you there God? It's me, InterracialBowelSyndrome. If you could make the Chiefs lose tomorrow so some of their insufferable dick riders shut up that'd be great. K thx bye.

I'm not gonna root against my hometown team, and ESPECIALLY not for San FagSicko, just because of annoying bandwagon cringe.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

'Ate San Fran
'Ate street shitters
'Ate Californians

'Luv me Sneed
'Luv me Chuck
'Luv me Swif'
simple as

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

I'm just mad that the Chiefs are about to hoist their 3rd Lombardi in just five years whereas my dumbass Chargers haven't made a single divisional round in the Herbert era. Please 49ers I'm begging, you're our only hope. Don't fuck this up like the Ravens. Save us allllll

Could be worse; you could be a Saints fan, like me.

 

[Quijibo69]

Worst Super bowl ever! I think there's there's more people booing both teams than cheering them. Both teams being red and the Chinese new year being yesterday really makes you think.

 

[Not A Bunny]

Worst Super bowl ever! I think there's there's more people booing both teams than cheering them. Both teams being red and the Chinese new year being yesterday really makes you think.

I was bored with it once the Lions were eliminated.

It's like being in New York and the Yankees are in another World Series, except it's both teams.

Usher picked the worst Super Bowl to be the halftime act for.

 

[Meat Target]

Despicable Me 4? The commercials already make me wanna cut my wrists.

 

[WelperHelper99]

All I know is Mai Boi Sneed gonna carry this game

 

[Sithis]

Getting Reba to do the national anthem was a smart play, she's considered a reliable and well liked performer by pretty much everyone.

 

[Quijibo69]

The Paramount app just shat itself. Who would have thought?

 

[Sam Losco]

Goddamnit Romo. Mohomo's not even on the field and Romo's already sucking him off when talking about Purdy.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Offensive player of the year everyone

 

[Illidan Stormrage]

Fumble loss in the red zone already. 49ers shitting the bed for real. Watch KC march down the field and score.

Nice stop but Niners needed to score on that 1st drive.

That Jesus ad was fucking cringe. The programming is real.

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

Goddamnit Romo. Mohomo's not even on the field and Romo's already sucking him off when talking about Purdy.

Tony Homo.

 

[Quijibo69]

Dove ad made for pedos made me barf. So far worst ad.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Fumble loss in the red zone already. 49ers shitting the bed for real. Watch KC march down the field and score.

Call them Butterfingers and Kansas hasn't resorted to ref ball. Just wait.

 

[Luigi Cadorna]

Rex Ryan absolutely loved that He Gets Us ad.