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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Mister Ferro said:
Whelp, Trey Lance did something in the history of Pro Sports that has never happened. He found a level beyond putrid.

He achieved the Atomic level of Suckage with yesterday's game.

Only the hardcore Dak Haters still believe he needs more reps. But therein lies the conundrum, getting more reps against scrum will not help anymore & getting reps against starters will annihilate any hope of a career for Lance.

I truly cannot wait for next year's offseason where 20 plus teams will outbid Jerry and Stephen's cheap asses and Dak goes to a better run org for his ring.
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And the worst part? People still defend Trey, saying "not all the picks were his fault".
 
俺たちファームズでノッテる said:
The Bears committed to the tank by drafting Williams.
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The Bears were going to draft whoever the "Top QB" was the second Carolinas pick became number 1. Caleb Williams may or may not be the guy, but he's going to a QB Graveyard of a team. Easy money says he busts in Chicago, only to have a steady career as a 2nd stringer once he leaves the city.

I know my teams are Bad, but the Bears are proper cursed at this point. Still better off than the Factory of Sadness that is the Browns....
 
std::string said:
Browns have Jameis though? It's now the factory of eating Ws.
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As dumb as Jameis can be from what interviews I have seen dude is the perfect glue guy for a locker room especially with Watson being a soft ass again. (Just don’t let him start I think he still needs more time for his Lasik surgery to really take affect)
 
GnomeofDoc said:
As dumb as Jameis can be from what interviews I have seen dude is the perfect glue guy for a locker room especially with Watson being a soft ass again. (Just don’t let him start I think he still needs more time for his Lasik surgery to really take affect)
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Watson is already complaining about his arm hurting so Cleveland better ready themselves for The Jameis Experience.
 
std::string said:
Watson is already complaining about his arm hurting so Cleveland better ready themselves for The Jameis Experience.
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If I was a shitty team that couldn't make the playoffs but can't tank for a top pick, I kinda think I would take Jameis just for the unpredictability factor. Like going 7-10 or 6-11 would make every week boring. But is Jameis going to throw 3 touchdowns out of nowhere or throw 5 interceptions this game. At least it makes it interesting
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
If I was a shitty team that couldn't make the playoffs but can't tank for a top pick, I kinda think I would take Jameis just for the unpredictability factor. Like going 7-10 or 6-11 would make every week boring. But is Jameis going to throw 3 touchdowns out of nowhere or throw 5 interceptions this game. At least it makes it interesting
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Did I miss something happening to Dorian Thompson-Robinson, or are we just assuming Jameis is QB2 on the depth chart based on seniority?
I could see Stefanski taking Watson pouting his way onto the bench as an excuse to further mold a QB he drafted over the bargain bin Brett Favre that is Jameis.
 
So I got tired of the idjit Cowboys fans who mouth off "I don't care about winning 10 games, I care about Playoff wins".

I looked it up and here are the stats of each 8-9 win team that made the superbowl -this does not include the strike shorten season.

I use this because those dipshits actually think that the team could pull off the 2011 Giants. After how the defense no-showed and made Jordan Love look like Pat Mahomes against us lollololollololol.

Out of 144 teams, 4 teams made the big game at 9 wins. 2 won the game. That is it.

Get frak'd my fellow idjit cowboys fans.
 
Mister Ferro said:
After how the defense no-showed and made Jordan Love look like Pat Mahomes against us lollololollololol.
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A huge part of why the Cowboys defense got carved up by Green Bay last year was because they kept running plays out of Nickel formation while down multiple scores, when the Packers were all but guaranteed to pound the rock and eat up time. Could've used another big man instead of a DB, badly.
The man responsible for that is now fucking up Jayden Daniels' career in Washington, and while Zimmer absolutely has his flaws, using DBs as a safety blanket in entirely inappropriate situations like that isn't one of them.
 
Absolutego said:
A huge part of why the Cowboys defense got carved up by Green Bay last year was because they kept running plays out of Nickel formation while down multiple scores, when the Packers were all but guaranteed to pound the rock and eat up time. Could've used another big man instead of a DB, badly.
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The biggest problem is that the Cowboys could use some defensive players who know what they're doing. Green Bay was absolutely feasting on drag plays.


the snap that starts at 0:57 is a good example, where #28 is literally like oh I fucked up
 
std::string said:
The biggest problem is that the Cowboys could use some defensive players who know what they're doing. Green Bay was absolutely feasting on drag plays.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gL24zdlkvAA
the snap that starts at 0:57 is a good example, where #28 is literally like oh I fucked up
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The Dallas defense blew so many routes I was cumming in my pants before halftime. Dak only got going after the backup defense was in play (remember this is also a Joe Barry defense that got smoked by Carolina half a season prior and almost lost to the 2 win team of misfits). It was a truly spiritual experience to watch the Packers filter the boys at home after their dozen or so undefeated at home narrative got going.
Tootsie Bear said:
San Francisco Giant's player Ricky Pearsall was shot earlier today in an attempted robbery.
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NFL Reddit's immediate reaction was that SF is totally safe and there still aren't problems there which is funny. Sucks to lose a good chunk of your rookie season to some retard with a gun.
Best not to flex wealth before you signed at least a second contract, tbh (also watches are gay and useless when you can get an iWatch or Samsung one for 400 bucks). Justin Jefferson has the right idea where he just has a tiny home in the burbs and is squirreling the money away for the future. Flexing is temporary and might get you in trouble, financial security for life should be the real goal.
 
Mike Zimmer has become the "Old man yells at cloud" meme.

The man who won 2 playoff games in 8 years still blames everyone but himself.

The "Curmudgeonly old man" schtick only works if youre WINNING.

Shula, Belichick and Parcells were all famous hardasses who at least had the self reflection to admit their mistakes and adapt.

Zim, you were a great coach for us for about 5 years but then your "Patented Zimmer defense" let in 8 game winning touchdowns in the FINAL MINUTE in one season. And you never adjusted.

Grumpy old bastard. So glad we got the KOC.
 

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So the NFL season starts after Labor Day, but don't they normally have the 3 preseason games right up to the start, or am I going crazy? I do like that it's effectively a bye week so everyone can get healthier but it feels odd.
 
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