The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Lean In Ban]

TD Baltimore!!! Fuck your ref ball bish

 

[FootballBuff]

Should have stuck with my gut and put money on the Chiefs, idk why I had any kind of delusion Baltimore was gonna pull an upset here.

You should have listened to Big Bill Hell and said
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Two touchdowns both...Worthy, and Likely.
[CSI: Miami Theme starts]

 

[Lean In Ban]

What a terrible throw by Lamar wtf

 

[Lammy]

CUCKED by the shoe size

 

[Americunt]

Welp, no point in crying over spilt milk .Just gotta mentally prepare myself for the possibility Hurts chokes as hard as Lamerde tomorrow. At least he can fucking throw.

 

[BikeLock]

Looks like Lamar's noodle arm is still going to be a liability.

Good.

 

[Ensok]

At least Baltimore lost.

 

[Boss Hawg]

I hate the Chiefs mostly bc I don't wanna hear the media suck their cock all the time. It's as worse than Brady and the Pats.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

I'm glad that Isiah likely had a breakout game. FROM MY FUCKING BENCH.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Man, that was a first game.

Still think the refs robbed the Ravens though. OT would've been perfect for this first game.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

EDIT: Wait, the Chiefs took back Nagy? When did that happen?

He was hired back as the QB Coach in February of 22 and was promoted to OC when Bienemy left a year later.

 

[Americunt]

Still think the refs robbed the Ravens though. OT would've been perfect for this first game.

Eh, fucked them over a few times early on sure, but nothing gamechanging imo. It's all on Lamar not being able to complete a pass to save his fucking life, and not letting Derrick Henry outshine him as a RB.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Eh, fucked them over a few times early on sure, but nothing gamechanging imo. It's all on Lamar not being able to complete a pass to save his fucking life, and not letting Derrick Henry outshine him as a RB.

I think Harbaugh was a dumbass for not saving at least 1 timeout before the two minute warning.

I hate the Chiefs mostly bc I don't wanna hear the media suck their cock all the time. It's as worse than Brady and the Pats.

I've grown to respect the Pats as a Phins fan, I can't say the same for the Chiefs.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

I think Harbaugh was a dumbass for not saving at least 1 timeout before the two minute warning.

He had 1 with 32 seconds before two minute warning. There was also 32 seconds on the play clock.

 

[Absolutego]

I know he's a better QB than the "pretty good for a running back" memes, but that game was fucking awful on Lamar's part.
Harbaugh either needs to start reorienting this team towards a ground and pound model and really lean on Henry and Lamar's legs or Lamar needs to take a step up in decision making, because even with his defense making his job harder he fucking lost the Ravens that game.

 

[Americunt]

I think Harbaugh was a dumbass for not saving at least 1 timeout before the two minute warning.

I've grown to respect the Pats as a Phins fan, I can't say the same for the Chiefs.

Absolutely, totally fucked themselves by not having a cushion to rerack at the end there. But ultimately, if Lamar can't get the ball to a wide open receiver, TWICE in a row, I'm not sure there's much more they could have done other than prolong the humiliation ritual for the Most Fradulent Player of the year.

And at least the Pats were treated like a proper Evil Empire. The media and fans jacking themselves off over the wholesome chungus 100, totally not a sham marriage of the Mahomes, and turning a PR relationship in to the main conversation around the game makes the Chiefs dominance so obnoxious. It'd be like if Gronk was fucking Katy Perry at the height of the Pat's success and it became the only thing anyone talked about other than how great they were.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Absolutely, totally fucked themselves by not having a cushion to rerack at the end there. But ultimately, if Lamar can't get the ball to a wide open receiver, TWICE in a row, I'm not sure there's much more they could have done other than prolong the humiliation ritual for the Most Fradulent Player of the year.

And at least the Pats were treated like a proper Evil Empire. The media and fans jacking themselves off over the wholesome chungus 100, totally not a sham marriage of the Mahomes, and turning a PR relationship in to the main conversation around the game makes the Chiefs dominance so obnoxious. It'd be like if Gronk was fucking Katy Perry at the height of the Pat's success and it became the only thing anyone talked about other than how great they were.

The whole Swift-Kelce relationship feels like it's forced.

 

[Americunt]

The whole Swift-Kelce relationship feels like it's forced.

Because it probably is. You're telling me infamous Wigger Travis Kelce is in a passionate and loving relationship with a toothpick thin, living embodiment of white suburban teenage angst, after a lifetime of being an unabashed lover of concrete thick Carribean Queens?

BOMBACLAT!

Mutually beneficial for all parties involved, helps the league sheep-dog retarded teenage girls into pretending to care about the game and buy merch, helps TayTay move on from the fallout of dating an unironically hilarious, sorry, "toxic" guy like Matty Healy, and helps Travis rehab his playboy image in to being a slightly more masculine version of his brother's soy, marketable persona on his way out of the league.

 

[Drama Fan]

I hope Zay Flowers gets all the targets in the world.

Also Lamar looks pretty much like he always had what kind of white girl weight anxiety are these announcers on that they think he's lost a significant amount of weight?