The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Chiefs would be out of it right now if they had been matched against a team that wasn't retarded. NFL needs to reduce the wild card spots because the teams sneaking in are clearly subpar.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley said:
I take no pleasure in saying it, but I can’t visualize the Detroit Lions winning the Super Bowl.
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They won't even be in it. Commies vs Bills. Also when did people stop saying versus and started saying verse? Is it just me?
 
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There is no more persecuted minority than a defender playing against Patrick Mahomes
 
Might as well just put two flags on Mahomes’ waistband and let him play flag football. Let everyone else take the hits while our precious boy traipses around the field freely
 
timewave0 said:
Might as well just put two flags on Mahomes’ waistband and let him play flag football. Let everyone else take the hits while our precious boy traipses around the field freely
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At this point I wouldn't be bothered if someone maimed him on field.
 
I took a nap instead of watching the first game because I had no need to stay up for a rerun. I'm sure it was that one episode where Kansas City looked vulnerable all night against a mediocre squad, but was bailed out by the refs and some 4th quarter shenanigans before eking out a narrow unimpressive win.

Am I wrong?
 
Schwarzwald said:
I took a nap instead of watching the first game because I had no need to stay up for a rerun. I'm sure it was that one episode where Kansas City looked vulnerable all night against a mediocre squad, but was bailed out by the refs and some 4th quarter shenanigans before eking out a narrow unimpressive win.

Am I wrong?
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Mostly. They were slightly better throughout, and entirely underwhelming. The refs bailed them out mid game rather than the end.
 
My Commies are winning. It’s only the first half, the Dan Campbell Hyper Aggression should keep them in this game, but if Washington knocks out the Lions I’mma die of laughter.

Fucking hell, if my Commies are the ones to prevent the 3-peat, I’mma need one of you fuckers to send a wellness check my way.

Suck it Dan Snyder. I just want a Superbowl Win to spite you.
 
Lions need to get their shit together, you rule the NFC North, you don't turn into a pumpkin (I get that the defense is ravaged, and they're still getting points, but Jesus).
Edit: the stream I'm watching has a local Detriot affiliate playing at halftime. Unsurprisingly, a man is in custody for fatally shooting a woman near 8 mile (so probably Black) and a car in a car crash was abandoned with a baby inside (also probably Black). I love little slices of local news from other areas that confirm shitposts on the Internet.
 
SEGA NOT NINTENDO

LITERALLY SHAKING RN

PROBLY THINKS SONIC HAS BLUE ARMS

FIRE THAT MAN FOX
 
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