The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Iron Hamster said:
He looked defeated after the McLaurin TD.
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I don’t think he actually prepared. Campbell said something like “there’s no point in preparing the players for any team we might play, we’ll address our faults in the bye week and prepare once we know”.

That’s fine for the players, but Glenn didn’t seem to have anything going. His blitz calls were bad. Daniels was given no pressure and it was sloppy.
 
Been seeing Chiefs fans out in force in comments sections defending bad calls, or “well other QB’s flop”, or the always fun “well he’s got rings and you’re commenting online”. Bonus points for best comment is “no one can hate them, they do Commercials and Podcasts”

Like motherfucker that’s WHY we don’t like the current Chiefs. They used to be a dynamic and fun team to watch, now half their gameplan any given game is abusing the NFL not wanting anyone to hurt a QB and throwing flags for so much as breathing on a QB wrong…

I’m like, half curious how many of these Chiefs fans I’m seeing, especially on videos I usually don’t see support for the Chiefs in comment sections, are Tiktok escapees now that that site’s gone…
Franz Joseph said:
Aaron Glenn's head coaching aspirations died last night.
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Considering some of the teams looking for Head Coaches this year, I’m like, a quarter convinced this was on purpose.
 
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Being a Chiefs fan has been weird. Last year I wasn't all that hyped because Taylor Swift is annoying as fuck and I was sick and tired of seeing these pricks on billboards and in my grocery store and on my TV everywhere.

This year has been different because they're bad guys to the league as a whole now so I'm a fan out of spite. Every time Butker makes a field goal and praises our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ while keeping women in their place it makes legions of fedoras on r/nfl seethe and cope. And last night was glorious because the tears and gnashing of teeth was comparable only to election night 2016. I hope they make it all the way to the big one this year and threepeat because the cope will be so concentrated you could bottle it up and use it as a power source. Holy hell, the number of limp-wristed leftists who sperged out every time they heard the tomahawk chop was enough on its own.

What I'm saying is, I stopped actually being a fan of the NFL two years ago after witnessing peak woke and now I just want to watch fags on (p)reddit and social media cope and seethe. Show me another team that causes as much shitter shattering from fedoras on r/nfl and I'll gladly watch them.
 
While I want the Bills to win today, my husband is rooting for the Ravens. He really wants a "Battle of the Beltways" Super Bowl now. Can't say that I blame him-- it would be really cool.

And, as far as the Eagles vs Rams game is concerned, I'm fine either way. An NFC East NFC Championship game would for sure be batshit crazy, though.

Even though it's in my blood to hate the Iggles, I wouldn't be mad if they went all the way this year because of Barkley. This bitter Giants fan thinks that Barkley deserves to become the HOF player everyone knows that he is. I'm still so, so angry at the Giants for doing what they did to him.

As everything stands now, though, I'm rooting for the Redskins to win it all. It would make my husband happy and a lot of my friends happy, and it would be an amazing "fuck you" to Daniel Snyder (hilarious!).
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Been seeing Chiefs fans out in force in comments sections defending bad calls, or “well other QB’s flop”, or the always fun “well he’s got rings and you’re commenting online”. Bonus points for best comment is “no one can hate them, they do Commercials and Podcasts”

Like motherfucker that’s WHY we don’t like the current Chiefs. They used to be a dynamic and fun team to watch, now half their gameplan any given game is abusing the NFL not wanting anyone to hurt a QB and throwing flags for so much as breathing on a QB wrong…

I’m like, half curious how many of these Chiefs fans I’m seeing, especially on videos I usually don’t see support for the Chiefs in comment sections, are Tiktok escapees now that that site’s gone…
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The Patriots of the 2000s and 2010s were annoying but were a great team to watch. The Chiefs on the other hand are downright insufferable.
 
Obviously rooting for the Rams today. I like Josh Allen so that’s why I’m rooting for the Bills (never really cared about Baltimore anyway/I don’t like animal teams in general [Rams being an exception because home city]).

I will be really happy if the Bills and Rams both win because it means I like 3/4 of the possible SB winners.
 
Not A Bunny said:
I love the fact that through and through, the Redskins are still the Redskins to a lot of people.
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Here's my mentality:

As long as the Commies embrace their new name and "disavow racism" while simultaneously touting the REDSKINS' history and championships as their own ... Then I'm not going to call them anything other than the Redskins.

If they were really so righteous and virtuous about the supposed racist history of the team, then they would have started off with a clean slate. lol.
 
1Tonka_Truck said:
I have upgraded my demands to an apology from every NFC Northigger. They had the same number of teams in the playoffs as the AFC West and somehow did worse. Then and only then will I apologize to the Rams for calling them a less than quality win.
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The Chiefs would be a 1 and done if the zebras weren't given special instructions all year
 
A Baltimore-Washington Super Bowl would be an inferno of epic proportions. Both cities would burn, win or lose from the celebrating and the hate-raging. A nigger hive AND a lefty hugbox burning on the same day? I'm in!
 
Not A Bunny said:
I love the fact that through and through, the Redskins are still the Redskins to a lot of people.
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The name change was so weird, the cries weren't even coming from natives so I don't know why they went through with it. Fuck prairie niggers either way.
 
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Ben Johnson is gone, likely to the Raiders
 
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