The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Judas Connor Moon]

I need to stop making predictions. All my predictions have been wrong. The Iggles won and the Loins lost.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

In my basement there is a freezer. In that freezer is a frozen green gemstone. It contains the imprisoned soul of Jared Verse until next September when he will be granted parole.

I will be fed by his seething, petrified hatred.

 

[Local Fed]

That Rams vs Eagles game was the best one of the playoffs thus far, no doubt. I was rooting for the Rams, but I'm fine with the Eagles winning solely because I believe that they have the best chance of the remaining NFC teams to beat Taylor Swift/Kansas City/Satan in the Super Bowl.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

That Rams vs Eagles game was the best one of the playoffs thus far, no doubt. I was rooting for the Rams, but I'm fine with the Eagles winning solely because I believe that they have the best chance of the remaining NFC teams to beat Taylor Swift/Kansas City/Satan in the Super Bowl.

Not if Hurts has a real injury.

 

[Local Fed]

Not if Hurts has a real injury.

Kenny Pickett is the future of the NFL.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Sick of the whining about the refs btw. Yes they suck, but the Texans are being let off the hook for being a shitty team.

That's all the Texans have been doing is bitching about the officiating. It's getting obnoxious.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Eagles vs commies, who ever wins, Dallas loses.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

We get a Rubber Match between Eagles and Commies. There’s a Cold War joke in there somewhere…

Much as I’m cheering for the Redmannders, again - they’re here with a Rookie QB. This Playoff run should be House Money, and they’re potentially going to the fuck mothering SuperBowl. Especially if Hurts is, well, hurt.

The Eagles are the more likely team to be able to prevent the 3-peat, and I’ve asked you fuckers to send a wellness check my way if they Commies manage it, but for how many years Washington has been a Lolcow Franchise, I’m happy no matter what next week.

 

[CapricornusRex]

The fact the Bills are running all over us is concerning.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

That's all the Texans have been doing is bitching about the officiating. It's getting obnoxious.

They're born losers. Give them any excuse and they will latch onto it to explain why they can never win the big games. The fan base is only too happy to let them too. They never hold them to a higher standard, and as soon as one disappointing season ends it's back to thumping their chests and acting like Houston is feared by everyone and this year will be the year despite having a literal retard under center.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Death, taxes, and Playoff Lamar.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Mahomes gets that late hit call 11 times out of 10

 

[Clobber3]

Fight fight fight

 

[Clobber3]

Lolmar

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

2-3 years from now:
"Ben Johnson has just been fired from the Raiders after failing to solve the quarterback issue and getting only 10 wins during his time there"

Idk, Johnson managed to get Geoff to win like 29 games at least. I bet he could get another QB to play well enough to make the Raiders decent for a year or two until they get a decent QB

 

[George Lucas]

Disappointing finish for the Rams but satisfied with their season. I think their defense will harden next season to be a formidable force. A lot of things to like about that last game even if they came up short.

Bills smoking the Gayvens so far. This is the number one team.

 

[Schwarzwald]

More likely outcome to happen first:

Lamar wins a Super Bowl

Lamar learns to read

 

[JuanLee]

I reckon I could rush through this Bills defense, they useless.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Well, I am now hoping for a battle of the birds. Every other alternative is something that I hope the stadium suffers a power outage and Nawlins floods again.

That or Moahomes gets kidnapped by the Dirty Bubble and suffers as much as Jim Harbaugh did.

 

[George Lucas]

This CBS color commentator is really bugging me with his backseat quarterbacking.