The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Back me up!]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43538463/snyder-hates-commanders-success

The funniest part of this article is Snyder thinking people will believe his dad had to scramble money together to come up with tickets to Redskins games. Average Jew. Snyder lies so much to his goy buddies, they have no idea what the truth is. Snyder was handed every single thing he's ever gotten in his life. Much like Harper cursed DC, Snyder did the same.

This is why the Redskins have to win on Sunday, nah win the Superbowl. Snyder must suffer as much as possible.



GOOD.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Tom Flores vibes.

I read this as Brian Flores.

"O'Connell you little Irish bastard, if you shoved a potato up your ass maybe you'd throw better. And Gardener, I've seen better mustaches on black women from San Antonio."

 

[Drama Fan]

Eberflus is the Cowboys DC.

Even I didn't wish this evil on the Cowboys, but if they're doing it to themselves...

 

[Squanto Airi]

You should talk about the Jaguar's Chief Football Strategy Officer with more respect. The word around the league is that Tony actually does get input on football decisions. Hey, at least he isn't 16 or whatever like Woody's kid.

I'll believe it when Tony hugs an FA signing.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Even I didn't wish this evil on the Cowboys, but if they're doing it to themselves...

It's obvious Jerry Boy is senile or plain fucking stupid

 

[break these cuffs]

It's obvious Jerry Boy is senile or plain fucking stupid

Jerry is incredibly cheap. It's why he didn't fire McCarthy and why he fucks around with extensions and resignings, often then overpaying. As a whole, NFL owners paying something like $900M to coaches who no longer work for them. They're getting cycled in and out like never before. Last season's "All In" made it abundently clear Jerr doesn't care about winning and doesn't think they can get another ring before he dies. The Cowboys are the most valuable NFL franchise and make a shitload of money outside their broadcast contracts, more than any other team by a wide margin.

It's a business and Schottenheimer was cheap. Jerreh knows what he is doing.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Well, today's the the day. Do you guys think it would be the Eagles and Chiefs victorious or NFL will throw a wrench into it?

 

[SilkGnut]

Well, today's the the day. Do you guys think it would be the Eagles and Chiefs victorious or NFL will throw a wrench into it?

The way they have played this season I do not think the Chiefs win tonight unless the NFL wills it to be so.

That said Taylor Swift is EXTREMELY popular amongst valued demographics so this seems fairly likely.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Well, today's the the day. Do you guys think it would be the Eagles and Chiefs victorious or NFL will throw a wrench into it?

I want to Billieve.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Well, today's the the day. Do you guys think it would be the Eagles and Chiefs victorious or NFL will throw a wrench into it?

Realistically, my Redmannders are playing with House Money - winning would be hilarious, but considering we started this season by drafting second, I’m happy either way. That said, I’m hoping they surprise me and win the Superbowl entirely to spite Dan Snyder.

Bills-Chiefs? The Bills are the only team to beat the Chiefs when they weren’t playing their Third-Stringers, and the Chiefs haven’t exactly been clicking on the offence. There’s going to be heinous amounts of Refball regardless in this one, so fuck knows.

Honestly if the Bills just take out Mahomes, I’ll call it a win for them regardless. Both teams are basically being carried by a QB playing well above the rest of their teams (and knowing how to draw penalties), but I’m more sick of the Chiefs than I am the Bills…

 

[Iron Hamster]

The way they have played this season I do not think the Chiefs win tonight unless the NFL wills it to be so.

That said Taylor Swift is EXTREMELY popular amongst valued demographics so this seems fairly likely.

Plot twist: Swift runs across the field and jumps into Allen's arms after Chiefs lose.

 

[break these cuffs]

Thread theme

Go Birds

 

[Mister Ferro]

I expect Barkley to go off for 250 & Eagles to win because DQ does not give 1 flying frak about Run Defense.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Saquon Barkley is a fucking beast

 

[Mister Ferro]

Looky there. 1 run goes off for 60 yards. This is game. The Commies can't stop the run.

And now they fumble and Eagles have it.

 

[Americunt]

I'm back bitches, Go Birds

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

They can't stop them.. even with help from them shooting themselves in the foot.

If it can't be Pitt, i guess i have to go birds.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

On one hand, I trust Jayden Daniels - Commies have had stupider wins this season, anythings possible.

On the other hand, I repeat myself - this entire playoff run is House Money. Even if we lose this game, I’m just happy with how the seasons gone.

On the mutant third hand, if the Eagles win they’re keeping Siriani, which is probably the bigger punishment. As long as they don’t fuck it up against the Chiefs I guess, I’m probably not watching that one.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

this game went from a blowout to close again

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

How was that NOT PI or at least holding?!